*SPLASH!*
Chiron's head turned back towards the cabins, as he stepped into the Big House. Finally, the war was over, and all was relatively well. But the splash he just heard concerned him. It was just past his camper's curfew, so he turned around, trotting towards the lake, where he suspected the sound came from.
Most of the campers were standing around the dock at the canoe lake, laughing and pointing at the water.
Chiron cleared his throat, "Children?"
Most of the demigods' heads swiveled towards the centaur.
"Crap," Chris whispered, earning a nod from Clarisse.
"Uh... How's it going, Chiron?" Travis said, trying to act nonchalant.
"It's been fine, Travis, thanks for asking. I was just wondering why most of my campers are standing next to the lake, laughing, while it's past their curfew."
"Well... Percy and Annabeth were... having relations on the steps, and we thought that it'd be a good idea to throw them in the lake. Y'know, since it's taken them so long to realize that they're in love with each other."
This wasn't what Chiron was expecting. "Oh. That's... nice. Well, one of you needs to get them back up. The harpies are coming down to clean up your mess from the campfire, and they have permission from Mr. D to eat anyone who breaks curfew."
Cries of "Aw!", "But this is fun!" and "Gods, I hate Mr. D..." were heard throughout the group of children.
"Now."
Will Solace sighed, and whistled loudly, "Percabeth, times up! Cleaning harpies are coming!"
Chiron raised an eyebrow, "Percabeth? What the Hades is Percabeth?"
Ariella, a daughter of Aphrodite, squealed, "Oh, it's Percy and Annabeth's couple name!"
He looked even more confused, "Come again?"
"Y'know, like Brangelina? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?"
Chiron shook his head, "Nevermind."
Some bubbles started appearing in the lake, and a moment later, Percy and Annabeth popped up from the lake, Annabeth sopping wet, and Percy completely dry.
"Oh. Hi Chiron."
"Perseus, Annabeth. I suggest you all get to bed."
The campers scrambled away, to their respective cabins, and Chiron waited until they were out of sight to grin, "Yes. Finally."

A/N: Yay for really short one-shots!
Sorry for not updating, I've been busy.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed, and please leave a review!
-klainebowsandpercabeth