I don't own Naruto or Mass Effect. This is a fanfiction only.
If there was one person Naruto knew would cause a stink about the situation, that would be Ambassador Udina. The man hated Naruto long before he was named an ambassador to the citadel council. Naruto was followed by Alenko, Ashley, Nihlus and Captain Anderson. They all walked in as the council pretty much told him they would discuss the attack on Eden Prime at the meeting and not before.
"Captain Anderson, did you have to bring half of your crew with you? This must be Commander Uzumaki, the one that caused the destruction of the beacon."
David glared at Udina and he walked closer to the man, "Naruto saved that colony and everyone he was able, and you dare to treat him as if he committed a crime!" Udina didn't care what David said, he knew that under normal circumstances I should be given a medal, but these were not normal circumstances.
"Captain you opinion has been noted, but let me ask you. Do you know the loss that the destruction of that beacon causes humanity and the citadel races? The loss of that valuable data that could have made the lives of countless species better? Are you familiar with the term a political shit storm? because that is what Naruto caused. Do you have any idea how I can possibly deal with this situation?"
Naruto was sick and tired of people talking like he was not even there, even though he was. He began walking towards the ambassador, "Alright, you want to know what you can do. I guess I can tell you. First, you need to get off your ass, take off your Fru Fru, put on some pants, grow a pair and do your damn job! Wait did I just say that out loud?"
Naruto could swear he heard both David and Nihlus laughing as he finished telling that to the Ambassador. Udina was glaring at him and making a fist so tight Ashley expected blood to drip onto the floor.
"No matter, we will discuss the alleged attack done by Saren in the council meeting, you and your team are to report to the Citadel Tower to meet with the council at your earliest convenience. Nihlus I expect you will want to report to the SPECTRE office to file your report. You have two hours to get your things ready for that meeting, I can delay it but not by much. I hope for all our sakes you have evidence to back up your accusation. The council does not like it when we accuse one of their best agents."
Naruto, Ashley, and Alenko walked out of the office and only Naruto knew where the hell they were going. "Naruto mind telling me what do you plan to do?" As he was about to reach the door to the office of the person in charge of C-SEC he decided to answer Ashley's question. Since nobody apparently paid any attention where he was going.
"I plan to ask the head of C-SEC everything he knows about the possibility of Saren being a traitor, and if he as much as thinks about not telling me what I want to know, I will make him wish he was never born while I take the information straight out of his mind."
"And yes I know you are listening to every single word I said, so open the door already." The door opened and he walked in. The man was very much relaxed Turian who apparently loves his morning coffee. He had a coffee mug on his desk that pretty much had that written on it.
"Why hello Naruto Uzumaki, would you like some coffee? Some tea?" Naruto walked over to stand in front of the desk and looked at the man. He could have used a Rasengan and blasted him clear into oblivion, but he might as well ask the question that he needed to be answered.
"I just want to know everything you know about the Saren investigation. It would really save me a lot of time and be running around if you told me that." This person simply didn't care and Naruto was not about to waste time on him.
"In case you don't know it I am the head of C-SEC and I report directly to the council, my name is Venari Pallin. Now I could tell you that I generally don't give information about ongoing investigations just to any human that walks into my office. I could be nice and tell you everything I know and help you out. I will, however, let you imagine which one I am going to do, and helping you is not in my job description."
Naruto sat down on the chair that was informed of Pallin's desk. "We could have done this in a nice way, you could help me out of the kindness of your heart, or simply to speed things along. Instead, you do this, don't say I didn't warn you but I guess we are going to do this the hard way."
Naruto opened his eyes and in an instant, Pallin was crucified on a cross made out of steel beams with his arms and legs both nailed to the cross and tied with barb wire. "Pallin welcome to my world, I control everything here. I control time, life, death and everything you experience here. Now you will tell me what I want to know."
Pallin just told him he should bend over and become an Elcor's bitch. That is when hundreds of copies of Naruto came out of the ground each holding a rather nasty looking knife. They all ran towards Pallin and stabbed him all over his body. The screams of pain should have been easy to hear from Earth.
"We got five hours, fifty-nine minutes and fifty-five seconds to go. I guess I should say welcome to Hell, population: you." As time went on and Pallin was stabbed and killed in the most horrific ways anyone had ever seen Pallin finally broke down crying.
"Alright, I stop, I will tell you what you want to know. Please for maker sake stop hurting me."
Naruto crossed his arms and waited to hear the information that he could have told him and avoided this entire thing. "I know next to nothing, I sent the Officer on a wild goose chase why I sent men loyal to me to destroy any incriminating evidence on orders of the Turian Council member. It is not surprising since Saren is pretty much the poster child for my entire species. You want to find things about him, look for a Turian named Garrus Vakarian."
Naruto ended the genjutsu and they were back to the office. Pallin had no injuries or memory of what had happened. "I guess you will not share anything with me, well thanks for your time Pallin. Hope you have a pleasant day, and sorry I don't have time for tea maybe next time."
Naruto got up and walked out the door being followed by two very confused people. Ashley was confused because she didn't hear anything from the Turian that was worthwhile, and Alenko was confused because Pallin didn't offer him or Ashley anything to drink.
"So Commander where are we going now?" Naruto stopped walking and turned to face Ashley.
"We are going to meet with one of the agents of the Shadow Broker. If I am right, the Shadow Broker might just give us a clue as to where to find a Turian named Garrus Vakarian. Once we have the information we need, we should be able to find the evidence we need."
Naruto decided to the bar that was the most obvious place, the one owned by Fist. he may not be able to get someone else to spill the beans about anything else, but at the very least Naruto could get him to tell me what he wanted to know.
They decided to go through the rather scenic route and that is when he saw something that made him jump and run in a different direction. A young woman wearing a full environment control suit was being chased by a few dozen thugs.
As soon as he got there he made a wall appear using Earth chakra and blocked the attack on the young woman. "Now boys that are no way to treat a lady. Mind putting the toys away and tell me what is going on and why are you harassing this young lady?"
There are several universal truths that apply to everyone, if you drink too much alcohol you will suffer a hangover the next day, Udina was an asshole and most thugs were idiots.
"We were sent to deal with that space hobo by Fist and if you don't get out of the way you will have to deal with the Shadow Broker, so if you know what is good for you human trash, you better run and pray we don't tell Fist you were trying to get in our way."
Naruto hated discrimination in any form, so he walked up to him and looked at him in the eye. "I have a better offer, you lot run for your lives, and maybe, just maybe I will choose to spare your lives. I took care of a pirate fleet by myself, a couple of thugs is as easy for me as breathing."
One tried to punch my lights out Naruto broke his arm and then he broke the thug's neck. "Now who is next? Hopefully, someone that is a better fighter than him. I could use a good workout." The idiots just decided to all attack him at the same time. One by one he did the same thing he did to the first thug and by the time the others got to where Naruto was, Naruto was surrounded by the dead bodies of the thugs.
He looked around and looked at the young Quarian on the ground, she must have sprained her ankle running away from the thugs. "No need to be afraid, come here. I will take you to the nearest clinic so that you get treatment for your sprain ankle." She seemed to be hesitant but he walked up to her and put her on her back, effectively giving her a piggy back ride.
He walked towards the clinic and Nihlus stayed behind to explain things to the Citadel Security officer that just showed up as Naruto was walking away. As he came close to the clinic he saw something was wrong. Naruto just dealt with some thugs, not the doctor was being held at gunpoint by another bunch of thugs.
Naruto wondered if these was no actual reputable jobs on the Citadel, or they didn't have any sort of educational institutions. One hand sign and twelve shadow clones appeared and took care of the thugs. The doctor was on the floor in the fetal position scared of what she just saw.
Naruto walked up to the doctor and smiled, "Doc, I got a wounded Quarian with a sprained ankle. You don't have to worry the thugs are not going to be a problem anymore and I am not going to hurt you. Which reminds me how long are you going to be behind that wall? And why didn't you help her if you had the shot?"
A Turian came out of hiding and Naruto had placed the young Quarian on the examination table. The doctor began treating her injury. Naruto walked closer to the Turian that had been hiding. "I would love to have shot them, but I couldn't do it since I could have hit the doctor. My name is Garrus, Garrus Vakarian. I know who you are, Naruto Uzumaki, Commander of the Earth Alliance Military."
Naruto could hardly believe his luck, "Well looks like I got lucky, I was actually looking for you. I need to know what you found during your Saren Investigation."
Garrus looked at him and then at the doctor who was busy healing the young Quarian. "I was not able to find much of anything, I came looking for the young Quarian you brought here truth be told. I heard through unofficial channels that this young woman has evidence on Saren. I will fail my investigation without it, you know as well as I do. SPECTRE agents all they do is classified, enough red tape to choke an Elcor."
The young Quarian lady walked up to Naruto as soon as the good doctor finished healing her sprained ankle. "As it turns out I was trying to sell information to the Shadow Broker about the activities of Saren. I was going to meet with Fist, he is one of the agents of the Shadow Broker."
Garrus began shaking his head, "Not anymore he isn't, he betrayed the Shadow Broker and now works for Saren. You might want to give us that data, we can protect you from Saren." She walked up to Naruto and transferred the data over to him instead.
"Naruto was the one to actually save me and offer aid when I had offered anything in return, as it stands I think he deserves the data more than any of you. My name is Tali'Zorrah Nar Rayya, these are audio files I managed to get from a Geth databank. I think they will be a great help.
Ashley looked at Naruto and Tali she didn't like the way Tali was looking at Naruto, not one bit. "What I don't like is that Fist thinks he can get away with treating this Quarian like he did. I say we bust into that bar he owns and we get more information from him. I won't cry if that idiot gets hit by a stray shot."
Nihlus came into the clinic as they were getting ready to hit Chora's den. They took care of the assassin's Saren sent for Naruto rather quickly, Naruto merely stretched out his hand and they went flying. They landed on the speedway of incoming traffic, at such speeds the assassins were little more than paste after the cars hit them.
He walked into the bar, and he walked towards the back of the bar where the management offices would be located. A Krogan bouncer was standing between him and the door. "This part of the bar are for friends of Fist and people with appointments, you better leave if you know what is good for you."
He must have felt like a big shot, until he saw the look Naruto was giving him, "I have a better idea, you better leave yourself, before I reintroduce your head to your colon. I am in no mood for this crap and I am liable to kill you and all people that work for Fist just as a way to deal with the stress I been under."
That was when the bouncer walked away and just said to hell with Fist, he wasn't paying him enough to get between Naruto and him anyways. The Krogan and all the thugs just flat out walked off.
Naruto covered his fist with chakra and knocked hard enough to send the door crashing against the wall behind Fist's desk. "You can come in, the door is open. Now, what can I do for you, Commander?"
Fist was not much to look at, the only nice thing about him was the armor he was wearing. "You will give me everything to do with you and Saren, I also want the evidence you keep as a potential blackmail material on Saren, you give that to me and you get to leave the station alive."
Fist walked closer to Naruto and smiled, "And what would happen to me if I don't give you anything?"
Naruto looked at him with such a cold glare he could have made ice cubes from a glass of water on his desk. "If you don't then I will learn everything from your soul, and after I will send it to Hell to suffer for all eternity. You got five seconds to decide, better make it good."
He touched his desk and a pair of turrets appeared, "I rather kill you and get that bonus Saren promised me." Naruto made a few hand signs and his hands were covered by what looked like lightning. He slammed his hands and the two turrets were hit with lightning and were fried.
He then walked over to Fist and he punched his fist into his chest, a weird sort of energy representation of Fist was pulled out. He looked at him and in an instant he learned everything Fist ever knew. A red energy vortex appeared right where the body of Fist was and a red skinned man appeared, he was wearing some regal clothes.
"King Yama, I would like to introduce you to your newest toy. Fist, don't cry, but I told you so." King Yama picked him up with his hand and the two went away in a flash of red energy, Ashley, Alenko and Nihlus could hear the screams of Fist as they disappeared.
Naruto walked over to the terminal and using the passcodes that he learned from Fist he copied every single video he had about meeting with Fist and the subsequent hits he ordered. Some of them were actually assassinations he paid for to kill the council.
"I think we have more than enough don't we? I think Nihlus, Garrus, and Tali will come with me to the meeting in Citadel tower. I need Nihlus to provide testimony, Tali to answer questions and Garrus because this was his investigation so I am not going to have him miss the fun."