In the school lunchroom; Sonic was sleeping on a table.
Ray, Janna, and Jackie noticed it.
Ray started poking the sleeping hedgehog on the head.
"What's wrong with him?" said Ray.
Marco appeared.
"Didn't you hear, he and Duncan are sharing a room with each other for a while." said Marco.
Ray nodded and gave Sonic a wet willy.
Sonic groaned in his sleep.
"Huh, heavy sleeper." said Jackie.
Janna reached for Sonic's satchel and pulled out his wallet and keys before putting them in her beanie.
Marco started poking Sonic's closed eyes.
"Hey buddy, time to wake up." said Marco.
Sonic groaned before slowly opening his eyes and looking at Marco.
"You know, as much as I'm disturbed by looking into the eyes of a Mexican who could be the spawn of undocumented immigrants, I'm just glad I'm not looking in the eyes of the person who gave me a dutch oven." said Sonic.
"The feeling's mutual." said Marco.
Sonic got off the table and stretched out.
"Janna I would like my wallet and keys back." said Sonic.
Janna became shocked.
"What makes you think I stole your wallet and keys?" said Janna.
"Oh come on, this isn't the first time you stole something from me. Plus it would be pointless if you opened my wallet, cause I've got a good security measure in that thing so that if anyone other then me opens it, the person will get covered in blue dye." said Sonic.
Janna pulled out Sonic's wallet and opened it up only for a dye pack to spray blue dye on her face.
Marco chuckled.
"Nice one." said Marco.
He and Sonic high fived each other before fist bumping three times.
Janna is mad.
"I'll get you back you rat." said Janna.
Sonic reached into Janna's beanie and pulled out his keys very fast.
"Thank you." said Sonic.
A barking was heard and Sonic reached into his satchel and pulled out Snoopy.
Everyone became shocked.
"What is this, Milo Murphy's counterpart?" said Ray.
Sonic groaned.
"Snoopy, go home." said Sonic.
Snoopy became mad and walked off.
"Anyways, I've been trying to get Duncan to leave my room since before school started. I dressed up as an emo and tried to get some ugly cat posters, but those went down the drain in different ways. Now I'm trying to give him a taste of his own medicine by giving him a dutch oven." said Sonic.
"Oh sure, why don't you just hear what I could suggest." said Jackie.
Sonic groaned.
"Look if you don't have an idea, just say so." said Sonic.
"No really, I do have a suggestion." said Jackie.
Marco nodded.
Later; Sonic was at a Taco Bell booth with his neckerchief over his eyes like a blindfold.
Ray, Janna, Marco, and Jackie appeared with Taco Bell bags and placed one of the bags in front of Sonic.
The hedgehog sniffed the air.
"XXL grilled stuft burrito, 2 7-layer burrito's, fiery dorito's tac-"Sonic said before realizing something, "This better not be a Taco Bell."
He removed the neckerchief from his eyes and placed it on his neck before looking at the food.
"It's Taco Bell." said Sonic.
He pulled out a Fiery Dorito's Taco from his bag.
Everyone was shocked.
"Seriously?" said Ray.
"Screw it, I'm already low on ideas." said Sonic.
He started eating the taco.
Marco heard his phone vibrate and picked it up, seeing a text from Randy saying: Who're you betting on to win, and what's your wager?
The teen pulled out some jawbreakers and vitamin C tablets and texted: Wagering some jawbreakers and vitamin c tablets on Sonic.
Marco saw a text from Randy that was just a frowny face emoji.
He texted back: What? It's cold and flew season.
Janna reached into Sonic's satchel and pulled out a can of Mug Root Beer before shaking it and putting it back in the satchel.
Sonic finished up the taco and pulled the shaken up can of root beer out of his satchel.
"Spicy." said Sonic.
He aimed the can at Janna and popped it open, causing tons of soda to spray on the troublemaker's face.
Sonic chuckled.
"Like I'm actually going to fall for that." said Sonic.
He and Marco high fived each other.
Janna groaned.
Later; Sonic was sleeping in his bed as Duncan walked in only in his underwear.
Sonic woke up and saw this.
"Put on some pants." said Sonic.
Duncan looked down.
"Oh right." said Duncan.
He walked out of the room and came in wearing pajama bottoms before getting in the bed.
"See you in the morning." said Duncan.
He started falling asleep.
Sonic smirked and farted before putting the blanket over Duncan.
"DUTCH OVEN!" said Sonic.
Duncan started groaning as Sonic laughed.
"Payback's a bitch isn't it?" said Sonic.
Duncan pulled the blanket off his face and was mad.
"That's it." said Duncan.
He walked out of the room and slammed the door.
Sonic sighed in relief.
"Oh, finally." said Sonic.
He then sees something on his pillow and a present from Duncan.
"Huh?" Sonic asked.
He opened it up and saw a letter.
"The minute you finish reading this letter, you'll see some changes." said Sonic.
He became confused.
"What kind of changes is he-"Sonic said before seeing that Duncan was carrying a ton of stuff from his room and became shocked, "SWEET BLEEDING DIRT!"
Duncan placed the stuff on the ground.
"I'm moving in permanently thanks to you. You're the best roommate ever." said Duncan.
"Excuse me a minute." said Sonic.
He got out of bed and walked out of the room.
In Marco's bedroom; the teen was sleeping when he was smacked across the face, waking him up.
He saw Sonic looking at him angrily.
"What gives?" said Marco.
"The next time you and a girlfriend give me the idea to eat Taco Bell, think of all the possibilities." said Sonic.
Marco is shocked.
"What're you talking about?" said Marco.
"I now have a permanent roommate." said Sonic.
Maarco just stared at Sonic.
"And this is a bad thing?" said Marco.
Sonic turned into his Dark Sonic form.
"Oh I'll give you a bad thing you bastard." said Sonic.
He grabbed Marco and started pulverizing him.
The next day; Marco who was wearing Iron Man like armor was in the lunch room with Ray, Janna, and Jackie.
Marco said something in a unknown alien language in the armor confusing the trio.
"I don't understand a word you said." said Ray.
Marco pulled out a pen and piece of paper and started writing stuff down.
He showed the group the paper and it was a letter.
"The plan failed in Sonic's favor, he gave me such a beating last night and managed to break every bone in my body and have to make like Tony Stark for a couple of days in Mobian armor. Also this alien language I'm speaking is Sonic's way of adding insult to injury so all in all it could have gone better." Jackie read.
Janna laughed.
"Nice, never thought he could pull something off like that." said Janna.
"Huh, I did." said Ray.
He and Janna fist bumped each other.
Jackie glared at the two then threw Ray's head in a toilet full of number 2s.
Ray reached into a purple book satchel and pulled out a backup head.
"This has happened to me several times that I've come prepared for anything." said Ray.
Randy, Theresa, Ben, Kai, and Mike appeared.
Randy had his hood on over his head.
"You think Marco's got it bad? Look at what Sonic did to my hair." said Randy.
He removed his hoodie, revealing his hair was now blue.
"Look at my baton." Theresa said as she pulled out her baton which was broken in half.
"And look at what he did to our tongues." Ben, Kai, and Mike said at once.
The two revealed their tongues, Ben had a green tongue, Kai had a black and white stripped tongue, and Mike had a normal pink tongue.
Everyone became confused by Mike's tongue.
"What's wrong with you?" said Jackie.
Mike clapped his hands as the lights went out, revealing that his tongue was glow in the dark and pulsating green.
"DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!" yelled a voice.
"Does that answer your question?" said Mike.
"Yes. Yes it does." said everyone who saw the tongue.
Mike clapped his hands again, making the lights come back on.
"Oh thank goodness, I thought it was a breaker problem." said the same voice.
"We've got to get Duncan out of Sonic's room." said Randy, "I can't deal with anything else Sonic might do to us."
"Weren't you betting on Sonic failing to get Duncan out of his room?" said Janna.
Marco said something in an unknown language.
Randy's group turned to Marco.
"His problem?" said Randy.
"The worst of it." said Ray.
"Seriously though, we need to get Duncan to leave Sonic's room." said Randy.
"But how?' asked Theresa.
The group did some thinking.
"I've got an idea." said Janna.
She started to walk off.
"We've still got to get to our classes." said Mike.
Janna walked past the group.
"Of course we do." said Janna.
Marco just shook his head and talked in unknown alien language.
Everyone turned to Marco.
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" said Ben.
Marco put a hand up and made the middle finger part of the armor disappear.
He then said something in a unknown language that caused the suit to fly out of control and out of the school and crashing sounds were heard.
"MY CAR! THAT THING DESTROYED MY BEAUTIFUL CAR! I HAD ONE PAYMENT LEFT ON THAT CAR!" someone shouted.
Jackie is shocked.
"I'm gonna find Marco." She said and left.
"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! WHO THE HELL JUST CRASHES OUT OF A SCHOOL AND ON TO MY CAR! MY INSURANCE WON'T BELIEVE THIS!" shouted the same man.
Ben chuckled.
"Even with insurance the deductible's going to kill him. That's how the company's get you." said Ben.
He continued to laugh so hard he knocked Rays head into the car and the car exploded.
Ray reached into his satchel and pulled out another backup head.