After countless hours of people trying to calm Saïx down and others doing God knows what, the tactic of trying to calm Saïx finally worked. Bob accidentally created a portal in his sleep and went to yet another world, which he didn't know was full of a new nobody species. Then a minor nobody who was not confirmed for which species him/her was noticed Bob, and tried to wake him.
Bob woke up to see a face above him, said face had eyes that came really far down from it's head on long stalks, a nose that was normal, no mouth, a massive head that seemed to be too big for it's body, which had two extremely long, thin arms that came down to just above it's ankles. As you may guess, this startled the android-ish nobody, who nearly jumped out of his skin. "Who the heck are you?!" Bob exclaimed, a voice answered in his head. Your best friend. Who do you think it is? Which confirmed Bob's suspicions for why the nobody had no mouth. It didn't need to talk. "What do you mean?"
"Better than I thought he'd look. I imagined something... more robotic." The nobody thought, sending it's thoughts to Bob's brain, "We have no exact name, we prefer to go by the general name of 'Telepathics', we are a group of minor nobodies who don't really have much to offer apart from the very way I am communicating with you, no real attack power, but I can make him... the one who killed your son, we can make him... what's the words...? Mind control. And the answer for the second question, we are in fact YOUR ONLY FRIENDS, ahem."
"Okay, could you kindly get the heck out of my brain?!" Bob nearly yelled.
"No need to yell, wouldn't you like to meet the others, though? I mean, you ARE in our world."
"Say that last part slightly slower?"
"You are... in... our... world."
Bob then noticed, and looked around. "We are in a different world. Not Tech Town, Twilight Town, The World that Never Was, or any of the others that I know..."
"Bob, this may seem a bit surprising... I know everything about you, from name, to son, who, ironically, never got the chance to meet the Ironics... heh, get it?"
"Say that again and I strangle you." Bob growled.
"Oh, and your brain may or may not explode in the process of meeting everyone. Hear the distant chatter in the backround of your mind? That's them, and imagine how loud it'll be in the future."
Bob, who couldn't handle any more of this, created a portal back to the Organization and walked through.
"Leaving so soon?" The Telepathic nobody followed Bob.
Bob ran for Xemnas's office, but what he was running from rushed after him, "IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!" Bob yelled.
Xemnas opened his office door, "Number sixteen? What is the meaning of this?"
"Surperior, hide me! It won't leave me alone!" Bob exclaimed, hiding behind Xemnas.
The Telepathic turned to Xemnas, "Oh, hello, who are you?" It asked, sending this thought to Xemnas' mind
"Bob, you do know that you can just correct this... whatever this is. It's your nobody. It does what you command." Xemnas said, then he turned to the Telepathic, "And whatever you are, you're giving me ANOTHER headache." And with that, Xemnas walked back into his office, shutting and locking the door behind him.
"Rude." The Telepathic replied.
"Uh.. 'Telepathic', stop following me around." Bob commanded.
The Telepathic set it's eyes on Bob, "Nope."
"I'll ask you once more." Bob replied.
The Telepathic shook it's head.
Bob dragged the Telepathic to his room, "Look. I don't know who the heck you are, but you disobeying will be corrected."
"And how, exactly, do you do that?"
"By this." Bob sat down on his bed, "Do you even have a backside?"
"Yes, why?"
"Good."
A few loud smacks were heard, followed by silence, this pattern repeated until the Telepathic was blubbering like a very... silent baby. Though in Bob's mind, the Telepathic was even louder than Alexander when being spanked.
"Oh god! Stop! Ow! What are you-OWWWW- doing?!"
"What's needed." Bob replied, letting the Telepathic leave his lap.
"Ow... oh god... I'll go now, though I need your help with the portal thingie." The Telepathic nobody stood up slowly, rubbing it's deeply reddened butt in an attempt to stop the pain.
"Fine. Just go." Bob created a portal to the world where the Telepathic was from.
The Telepathic slowly walked through.
Bob sighed, "Now I can finally get rest without a weird thing trying to talk to me." And with that, Bob yet again fell asleep.