Good news! I'm still alive and well! Sorry for the lack of updates, school has kinda made things difficult on here. Anyways, a suggestion from the person who made all of the current suggestions: The True Nobody! And if you're reading this, The True Nobody, this series isn't anywhere NEAR ending.

It had been a few weeks since Xash and Xink had joined the Organization, and, well, Xemnas was having a pretty difficult time with everyone. Jox had gone into hiding for unknown reasons, not leaving her room for anything except to have meals and go on missions. Saïx and Bob were even more hostile towards one another (Axel actually had to pry Bob off of Saïx at one point). And basically, it was complete and utter chaos.

During breakfast one morning, Xash had asked Xion to pass her the cereal, and Xion did so, revealing a bruise on her arm.

"Where did you get that bruise?" Xash asked.

Xion did not reply, and instead glared at Larxene.

"We should get her back some time." Xash realized what Xion had meant by the glaring.

Xion shrugged. "How?"

"You're talking to the queen of pranks." Was the reply. "Meet me in my room after breakfast."

Xion nodded.

After breakfast, Xion had walked to Xash's room, discussed prank ideas, and decided on 'birdseeds and glue'. (Or whatever the name of the prank involving birdseed and glue is called because I forgot.) They were just ouside of Larxene's room, and had put birdseed on a ceiling fan as well as a bucket of glue, and were currently hiding with a string that turned on the ceiling fan next to it.

"When do we turn it on?" Xion asked.

"When Larxene is about to enter her room." Xash replied.

Almost as if on cue, Larxene turned the corner, walking to her room.

"Now!" Xash whispered, a little too loudly.

Xion pulled the string, and waited...

And waited...

Suddenly, the bucket of glue fell on Larxene, and the birdseed went along with it. Larxene was coated from head to toe in glue and birdseed. It took a while for her to render what happened, and when she did, Xash had thought that she would explode from pure anger. "WHO DID THIS?!" She yelled at the top of her lungs.

Most members of the Organization had come out to see what the screaming was all about, and even Zexion managed to laugh at the state of Larxene. Sadly, most members who were laughing also included Xash and Xion, who were currently in the middle of fleeing.

Xemnas had heard the shouts from Larxene, and came out to investigate. He did not find it amusing. "Number twelve? What happened here?"

"Those little brats!" Larxene screeched, and pointed an accusing finger towards Xash and Xion.

Xash had stopped laughing enough to look at Xemnas. "Xion and I... we're in trouble, aren't we?"

"Yes, numbers fourteen and nineteen..." Xemnas glowered at Xash and Xion. "...Numbers three and eighteen will deal with you both."

Xash gulped, "Sorry, Superior..." She mumbled.

Xion wanted to say something, but she couldn't bring herself to.

Xaldin took Xion with him to his room, as Xink took Xash to his room, respectively.

Xaldin gave Xion a long and extremely boring lecture before he sat down on his bed and took Xion over his lap.

"I'm sorry, Xaldin..." Xion started.

"If you want Larxene to stop hurting you, you tell a higher-ranked member. You do not go and take outrageous suggestions on how to get revenge." Xaldin said, before sending his hand crashing down on Xion's rear.

Xion let out a yelp, more from shock than pain.

Meanwhile, Xash was getting a similar treatment from Xink.

"Xink! Ow! Stop it!" Xash cried. "I'm sorry!"

If Xink had a heart, it'd have broken at this point. But he continued.

The tears had begun to fall from Xash's eyes, and Xink stopped soon after he reached fifteen swats.

Xink, once he had stopped, embraced Xash, and let her cry into his shoulder for a while.

Xash's cries had slowed to light sobbing and occasional sniffles. "X-Xink, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, you're forgiven."

Xaldin, once he had finished spanking and given Xion comfort afterwards, finished by saying: "You will stay in your room for the rest of the day, and I will give you your meals. Are we clear?" He asked.

Xion nodded.

"Good." Xaldin created a dark portal to Xion's room for Xion to enter, and she did. Xaldin followed, and locked the door, before creatimg one more dark portal back to his room, and he entered it.

Xion sighed, and readied herself for what was sure to be a very boting afternoon.