"A cow?"
Fred cringed; perhaps he had said the wrong thing.
"You think I look like a cow?" Hermione said her voice getting higher and her eyes flashing.
"No, not like that, you know, just the spots on the dress sort of look like a…" Fred trailed off at the look on her face. "I'm sorry?" he added on lamely.
"I CAN'T HELP IT I LOOK LIKE A COW…YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT ME PREGNANT!"
"I didn't mean you looked fat! I think you look beautiful! How about some ice cream?"
Fred lay on the couch that night wondering when he was going to understand why women were so crazy when they were pregnant. You would think he would know being through it twice already.