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A/N:Haha, can't stop myself... ,And I might stop updating if I don't continue this everyday or every other day...XD This chapter is short but worth it.

On with the chapter!

Chapter 6: My Son!

Last time:

"Hey, Marik. How's work?" Walking in.

" It's fine" followed and closed the doors behind him.

" Where's Ryou?"

"Probably in here"

"Isis—" looking around, they saw the chambers was a wreck, Marik tried to cover his eyes but was a little too late.

-Present-

"Bakura! What are you doing?!" Marik shrieked as he was now at the back of Yugi, covering his eyes and ears completely from the scene.

"Marik!Back up! They're drunk!" Shouted Ryou from the corner to the Chamber "What's going on?" Yugi ask innocently with a slight panic on his voice.

"Nothing dear, now turn arou—"

"Marik-chan!~" Malik said as he was about to pounce on Marik but was stop when he saw Yugi "You give birth to a child?" He suddenly ask making Maril blush while looking down at Yugi.

"Huh?" Yugi said.

"What? No!" Exclaimed Marik.

" Why didn't you tell me we had a son?"

"I'm not pregnant!"

"What's his name? Can I carry my baby?"

"No! This kid is too innocent and too young!"

" I'm sixteen!"

"Still Young!"

"Where's Isis?!"

"It's her day of today!"

"What?!"

Then the doors flew open revealing an irritated Seto and Isis, a curious Jou, and the Pharaoh. They were dead quiet.

No one spoke until Yugi spoke "Why's everything so Quiet?" Marik quickly took a piece of clothe without removing his hands from the young one's eyes and blindfolded Yugi.

He pushed the petit boy to the direction of the Pharaoh and said person caught Yugi's body, nodding his thanks to Marik as he covered Yugi's ears while comforting him which made the little one very confused.

"What the bloody hell was that?"

"What? That's my line!What are you two doing here?"

"Visiting my Ryou/Marik-chan."

"And having sex in my Healing Chambers?! Hell no!"

"You got a bloody problem?!"

"They're drunk!"

"That's the freaking problem!"

"Marik-chan!~" Malik said, ready to pounce Marik in any second. Said person's eyes widen and prepared to run."Marik, don't you dare run inside my Healing Chamber!"

"But he's going to do something!"

"Behind me, NOW!"

"Help me!" Shouted Ryou across the room as Bakura was getting close for their own good, and he's still smelly. Jou rolled his eyes and pick up a pillow from the ground and threw it at Bakura, making access for Ryou to escape.

" Pharaoh, give. My. Son. Back!" Malik suddenly said, glaring daggers at him.

" For the last time Malik! I did not give birth to any child!" Marik exclaimed."Besides, he's too cute for you to be his father." Said Jou earning a smirk from Seto.

He, on the other hand, was getting more irritatEd about this situation and banished from his lover's side. Appearing behind both Malik and Bakura, he hit their back neck and fell unconscious.

they stared at him.

"What?"

"You should've done that earlier!"

"You should just thank me instead!"

The Pharaoh didn't notice his hands loosening up a bit as he was trying to calm them down."Calm down, besides, it's amusing to see them drunk like that." He said with a smirk on his face.

"No! Malik and Bakura can't even control themselves!"

Someone gasp " Papa and Uncle's here?"

They all froze.

Yugi.

Ha! Surprised or no? I got surprised myself when I read this chapter...What? Can't blame me if I wasn't paying attention of what I was writing those days..

And this is my Favorite chapter so Far!.

Reviews accepted! XD