"Get this stupid owl off me!"
Fred caught the tiny owl in his hand and Hermione lowered her arms that had been covering her head.
"Pig, what the hell is going on?" Fred asked the bird.
Hermione stamped her foot angrily, "I hate him!"
"Who?"
"RON!"
"What?"
"I broke up with him."
"Oh."
"He sent that stupid feather ball too attack me!"
Fred knew just the remedy; with in seconds he released Pig, wrapped his arm around Hermione and kissed her soundly.
"FRED!"
"What?" he asked innocently.
"Could you…do that again?"
Fred smiled and bent down to kiss her again, Ron really was an idiot.