Another custom Dr Seuss story written by tate310, this time it's "Oh Say… it's Easy to Say" Enjoy and comment.
You have hear some sayings from far-away places, to say what is easier through all those phases.
So here are some of my favorite 'Oh say, it's easier to say' phases to keep your tongue from getting to places.
Oh say, it's easier to say...
You may find a blue fish in the edge of my dish, that ends with a big swish.
So you may eat the blue fish, but not the dish or the swish.
It's easier to speak when you know it's upbeat, but the easiest way to remember is by saying this with feet.
Let's things race against the time of pace, it's only time that shall pass.
And... Oh say, it's easier to say...
Sometimes you may use one spoon to use for your dinner, but at Ned's house, you may use two spoons for your food.
But you might want to be aware of his pet mouse.
And speaking about food... here's my favorite tongue-twister about this topic.
Oh say, it's easier to say...
You may choose cheesy crackers over spicy chicken legs if you only like cheese. You may, otherwise choose over fresh fish if you want, but... just be careful... please.
Some may like bright light in your bedroom at night, if one only likes bright light a night.
But if you wish to like dark better than light, then without the night-light, you will be alright.
Oh say, it is easier to say...
Trees like this like birds, and birds lay eggs. Special birds like the Walnut-Bird lay walnut eggs. Trees that don't have birds can't lay eggs. And laying eggs is good for birds on these kind of trees.
Now let's talk about Simon Sam, the man who always bring a rusty old shovel with a pan.
He always finds things on Barry Beach, those things that are easy to reach.
Today, he had found an old coin, buried deep in the sea - too close to the shores that are easy to be.
My owner has plenty of old ones he'd like to share with you, so take a seat and listen carefully too!
Walnut-birds are very rare to find here in our town, because some can smile, and some can not.
However, the birds can lay eggs on the trees they like to live. The birds who have babies are harder to give.
My yellow shoe is perfect for me, and I can wear it every day, you see. But at night, it's a totally different story. When I go to sleep with my parrot, my shoe is off and my pajamas are on. But before you might say, did you hear the yellow shoe say, 'hey!'?
Look at the things all around you, and you will be surprised at what you see, because there is some many things you will find.
Like an old turtle going slowly in the sand, and an pink butterfly flying behind.
It easier to find things that you already know.
And that is why we're bothering tell you so.
Cheesy crackers is a really good snack, it is tasty, and cheesy, and nice.
Do not feed it to mice though, because it isn't very good for them.
You can eat it - it is very good indeed - but it's not all that you need.
Windy-days can be used to fly a very old kite, what seems to fly nicely, this is right.
But if you fly something which windy-days can't handle on it's own, then that will the pride off your throne.
There's one more thing we'll talk about before we finish off this book, and that thing is a pointy hook.
One pointy hook isn't good for one's back, 'cause it aches all around the Walnut-bird stack - and when one of the birds touch it with all of it's might, then all the birds will fall off if they are not tight.
And that's almost enough of that silly stuff for one day, one more and we're finished.
Oh say, it's easier to say…..
The storm starts when the the wind starts blowing, when the wind stops blowing, then the storm stops going.