What Does The Fox Say?, a hetalia - axis powers fanfic

What Does The Fox Say?

Okay...so I'm pretty sure you guys know the new trending song, "What Does The Fox Say?". I've found out that the song was made by a Norwegian, so I decided to write this. Also, I was on writer's block when I wrote this so, it's probably no good. But whatever.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.

Norway walked inside his quiet home after a (useless) world meeting. "I swear that Dane positively can't get more annoying." He mutters to himself while crashing on the couch. He gives a small sigh while bringing out his laptop to finish his work.

~Le Awesome Timeskip~

"There, done." The Norwegian man sighs to himself. He looks at the clock. '5:00 PM', the clock shows. "Hm… What to do?" He wonders to himself. He thinks for a moment before immediately grabbing his laptop once again and typing 'what does the fox say' in the search bar. The results quickly show up and he clicks on the first video. He was nearly jumping with excitement in his seat while the video loads. Once the video starts to play, a wide, rare smile appears on his face. Usually, this smile only appears when Denmark fails or something. The chorus begins to play and he sings along.

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the fox say?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
What the fox say?"

He stands up and begins to dance.

~At some other place…~

A certain Danish man was humming a merry tune to himself while walking to Norway's house. "Hm… I wonder what Norge's up to right now. Probably talking to his so called 'fairies and trolls'. Sometimes I think he's losing it. I should give him a visit. He'll be so glad to see me…" He smiles to himself. He walks up to the Norwegian's door and raised his arm to knock just when he hears someone… singing? He presses his ear to the door to in fact hear someone singing. "…Is that Norge? No way…" He walks in. "Hey, Norge, I was just walking by and decided…" He stares, wide eyed at the sight before him. You can guess what he saw. Yep, Norway singing and dancing. "…to drop by…" Norway immediately stops the video and shuts his laptop before walking up to the Danish man and giving a death glare.

"What are you doing here, Dane? What have I told you about coming uninvited?"

"I, uh…" Denmark starts, but get cut off by Norway.

"Ah, just shut up, I don't want to hear it. Just understand this. If anyone hears about this, I will kill you. Got it?" He keeps his glare.

Denmark simply nods. "Got it."

Now you're probably thinking that Denmark actually listened to Norway.

The Danish man looks around the meeting room the following week. "Norge isn't here..."

He inhales before yelling out loud. "Norway sings and dances to What Does the Fox Say!"

An irritated Norwegian walks in the room. "You stupid Dane, what did I just tell you?!"

"Uh… Oops…?"

*insert le painful screaming*

…You're wrong. He didn't. Poor guy.

And that's it! Hope you enjoyed. Yeah… anyone feel sorry for Denmark? No one? Oh well. *munches on popcorn*

...wow. My stories are so freaking short here compared to when I post them on fb. XD

I'll try to write something longer.

Story © Me

Translations:

Norge (Norwegian) - Norway