Hello again my beautiful reviewers! It has been so long since I last get to hear from any of you because of a very evil computer who hates the internet and the internet who hates me. I will only post this when I either complete it, or have a good chunk of it done, so you won't see this fic for a good time after I've wrote this chapter I'm sure, so I hope you'll regardless love it!
Considering this will no doubt be my first Gender-bent fic I hope you all enjoy it so much! There are so few gender-bent fic's and it makes me mad, So I created my own! I hope you love it to death and are as excited as I am to write this, as you are to read it ne? Well I won't hold you all up enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did I would also completely understand why on earth I would ever not put Itachi with Sakura, Or at least have more romance in the story. I mean gezz.
Kyo~
Chapter two: Not what he meant.
Saku finished his hundred laps with good time. He even ran to the Uchiha district to push himself a little harder, of course it meant he had worked up a sweat and was now...sweaty when he would go see Itachi and Sasuke, and their parents, no doubt who were home, but it was fine.
He had pulled off his lab coat, and undid his tie so it hung lose around his neck as he finally approached the Uchiha Manor in which Itachi and Sasuke lived. Most of the Uchiha in the district gave him a neutral face, some a smile, and most a sour expression. Saku figured he didn't look the best coming to visit anyone in a clan looking as sweaty as he did, but he didn't have time to go home and get another shower. Besides he had to take one before dinner with the Uchiha family anyway.
Saku knocked on the Uchiha Manor and waited, while he waited he pulled the bottom of his shirt up in attempt to rid himself of some of the sweat on his face, however the door opened and he dropped his shirt to meet the eyes of Uchiha Mikoto. He smiled at him as if he wasn't sweaty. Saku gave Mikoto an embarrassed smile back, and Mikoto just grinned at him.
" Sorry Uchiha-sama, but I wanted to check in with your daughter. Is she in?" Saku needed to see Itachi and Sasuke both after all, however for the sake of keeping his identity as ANBU under wraps he couldn't say he needed to report to Itachi.
" Sure Saku-kun, come on in. Sasuke's busy with her mother, but if you would like to come in for some tea, your welcome." Saku nodded and bowed his head as he walked in past the Uchiha. Mikoto walked a head of him to the kitchen.
" Why don't you go visit with Chi-chan while I put some tea on, while you wait for Sasu-chan?" Mikoto asked a twinkle in his eyes clearly making Saku realized that Mikoto knew who he was, ANBU wise. Saku smiled slightly in apology and then walked off to find his Captain.
Saku felt Itachi's chakra and immediately set his course to her. The place was maze like after all, so it took him a while, but he finally found her room, said room was located almost in isolation away from the rest of the rooms and places in the house, no doubt on purpose. When Saku approached he didn't even have to knock, Itachi greeted him at the door, opening it while he was mid-step.
" Need something?" Itachi asked after opening the door. She went back to her bed and laid comfortably reclined, picked up her tactical book, and went back to reading as if he wasn't even there. Saku walked in after shutting the door.
Saku had to appreciate the sight of his ANBU captain in normal clothes. She was wearing only a black bra with fishnet over it, and black shorts. Apparently relaxation clothes. She revealed a lot of honed muscle, and a lot of that tan perfect skin as muscle rippled as she breathed. Before he was caught staring at her body, he turned his eyes to her face just as she closed her book and swung her legs over the bed sitting up.
" Report Haruno." Itachi commanded. Saku knelt, head bowed in front of her.
" I've completed my punishment, do you require more of me Captain?" He asked keeping his head down. She huffed at him.
" Not at the moment, but I'm sure more will come soon enough." Saku figured she was right about that.
" Stand up." Itachi said. He stood and put his arms behind his back in a good 'soldier' position.
" Tell me Haruno, do you blame the Hyuuga for your punishments?" Saku frowned. Itachi always tested them separately as well as together, on how they worked as Partners, himself, and Neji Hyuuga. Partners sometimes saw eye to eye, but not always. Of course the fact that Neji and Saku didn't work well together was mainly because Neji disliked him too much, and underestimated him by far.
Saku tried his best to be as nice as he could to the Hyuuga. Neji wasn't a bad person, she was just a little too clear on her thoughts. She held nothing back in honesty of what she thought, and apparently she saw him as a medic and only a medic. She saw him as nothing more then a sex tool. Saku hated being seen like that more then he hated being seen as only a medic, and only a guy. Just because he was male didn't mean he was any less then the females.
Saku just stopped trying to be nice to Neji and just bared through her insults, her back handed comments, and the such. If he reacted in anger too much he would end up losing his temper and that wasn't what he wanted people to remember him as. He wanted to be remembered in a good light, not as the guy who lost his temper at the drop of a hat.
No matter how many times Neji disrespected him, was cruel, or flat out rude, Saku ignored it out of the betterment of the team, their partnership. He knew starting a fight or giving a side comment would only make things worse, so he said nothing at all.
Saku simply sighed in response. He didn't look up from his submissive soldier posture.
" No captain, we are partners so if one is at fault we both are." Now if Only Neji thought the same way they wouldn't be in this shape in the first place. Saku saw the shift in his Captain's eyes, her interest was peaked by his answer to her question. She hadn't expected his answer apparently.
" Your dismissed, however I want you to start training with the Hyuuga. You can either train or perhaps spend more time together casually, either way you need to strengthen your bond, and then maybe you will be a better team." Saku winced slightly, but nodded. He would rather shut his fingers in a door then spend any time free time with someone he spent most of his ANBU life trying to get away from. He had to deal with her when working, he didn't need her in his normal everyday life. He was relieved when he got back to his own life away from ANBU, that way he didn't have to deal with Neji or losing his temper. Neji just pushed all the wrong buttons for him. However, Saku would do as he was ordered, and try to better his partnership with Neji Hyuuga, however he would do it.
Saku turned with a bow and then was halfway out the door before Itachi spoke up in a parting.
" I will see you again at dinner Haruno." Saku turned his jade eyes back to his Captain and nodded.
" See you then." Saku returned. It would be one of the first times he would get to see Itachi outside of the usual ANBU business. Saku saw Shisui outside ANBU, and a few other people he liked, but Itachi he almost never saw outside work, and Neji he went out of his way to avoid less he do something drastic and put her over his knee or something.
Saku left Itachi alone again and walked back toward the Kitchen and where Mikoto was no doubt waiting. Saku felt that Sasuke was still talking with her mother, so he knew he would have to have tea with Mikoto in the mean time. It wasn't that Saku didn't like Mikoto Uchiha, it was that Mikoto always asked him weird things when he was alone for a long period of time with him. It was as if the male couldn't get enough information on 'outside ' life. Outside the Uchiha district, that is. Saku didn't mind indulging him sometimes, but after a while Saku just starts getting uncomfortable with the questions. He gets enough sexual harassment from Ino, he didn't need it from his old teammate, and ANBU Captain's Father.
Saku walked into the kitchen and sat at the table as per Mikoto's request. Mikoto brought the tea and poured them both cups, before he set the tea pot in the center of the table and then sat across Saku. They enjoyed the first sip of tea before, as Saku predicted, Mikoto spoke.
" Did you have a good conversation with my daughter?" He asked. Saku rose his eyes to meet the onyx of Mikoto Uchiha's, with his jade.
" Of course Uchiha-san." Saku replied. He had to play it calmly, he knew that Mikoto was very sharp, he could pick up on anything he wanted. After all Itachi had to get it from somewhere.
" I've told you, just call me Mikoto." Mikoto said with a firm command. Saku nodded.
" Now that I have you to myself, you wouldn't mind answering a question I've been wondering about would you?" Mikoto asked with no trace of anything but curiosity, however Saku knew where this was going. If Mikoto didn't ask him a personal question he would give Naruto his kidney and who knows what she would do with it.
" Of course Mikoto-san." Saku said with a nod as he took a drink of the green tea to maybe prepare himself, or perhaps just to enjoy the tea.
" I've heard around the District your with out any Lovers. Is that true?" Yep Saku knew it would be a personal question. Why could anyone never ask him a normal question? Just because he had exotic looks didn't mean all his life and or questions asked, or assumed, were exotic as well. Was it so hard to ask to be normal for once?
" Yes, it is. However I will have to find some soon." Mikoto rose his brow at the added information.
" Do go on." Mikoto said with a small smile. Saku inwardly rolled his eyes. Mikoto loved his gossip after all.
" The Hokage ordered me to find at least three lovers. I have so many request from women and clan's for entrance into my bed, or as my wife, that to keep the Village happy, Tsunade-sama suggested I find my own lovers before they are decided for me by the Elders." Mikoto's eye brows shot up in surprise. Apparently not what he expected.
" Why three?" He asked. Saku shrugged.
" I assume because of my family's background of having all boys, the very reason no doubt all the clan's want me to wed their daughters or nieces, besides Tsunade knew if it was only one, or two the Elders would try to force another they chose. So to be safe I was told to find three." Mikoto nodded. That made a good bit of sense.
" I'm guessing that since you haven't found any lovers before this...order, that you didn't want anyone? Could you not find anyone you were attracted to, or is it you just didn't want someone?" Saku thought if over then shrugged.
" I've been attracted to women, I just have no time for them. With my schedule there would be no time for sexual contact let alone for me to spend the allotted amount of time in their presence. Besides I have a peculiar taste in women." Saku said with a wave of hand and then a sip of tea. Mikoto rose his brows in surprise.
' Peculiar?' Mikoto wondered to himself.
" Well I suppose that would be difficult. However I find it interesting that you haven't even found a casual lover, after all men have needs, and I assume your not a virgin." Saku's brows furrowed.
" I've been trained to control myself. If I don't want to be stimulated I won't be." Mikoto blinked then his lips twisted into a grin.
" Are you sure you just haven't found someone that could...stimulate you properly?" Saku was the confused one this time.
" What do you mean?" Mikoto's smile continued. He seemed amused.
" Sexual attraction can't be controlled. You can fight it, but you can't resist it long. I assume either you haven't found someone who could stimulate you to sexual arousal or your too young." Saku shook his head.
" When you are younger you body produces more hormones, and sexual stimulus is much easier then when your older." Mikoto waved his hand in a ' you see' sort of gesture.
" And with that, and all your medical history and knowledge, you don't find it strange your a healthy young male and your not interested in a lover?" Saku sighed and rubbed a hand over his face.
" I assume that would be something to think about. I've never felt the need to find a lover. I've been too busy, and I have different missions that I'm ordered to do that dampen any desire built up." Mikoto rose his brows again, he might as well have had it glued up there in an attempt to conserve energy since it was almost always rose up when he spoke to Saku. Apparently Saku puzzled him.
" Your a strange boy aren't you." Mikoto said more as a statement then a question. Saku frowned.
" Why do you say that?" Mikoto smiled and shook his head.
" Never mind. I see your not understanding. Your not innocent, but your just...not like normal boys your age. Look at the other males your age and see if you can see why I say this." Saku nodded though he wondered what he was getting at. Was Mikoto trying to say he wasn't normal because he wasn't sexually presumptuous? Sort of sounded that way.
" What is your type of woman anyway Saku-kun?" Mikoto asked. Saku paled and before he had to answer Fugaku and Sasuke wondered in.
" Ah.. Saku Haruno, what brings you here so early?" Fugaku asked apparently referring to how he wasn't supposed to be here until later, and the fact he wasn't dressed correctly. He looked ruffled, and a little sweaty. Maybe just coming from training. Sasuke looked surprised to see Saku here as well. Apparently not feeling his chakra, though it wasn't as if Saku let his chakra run free and be sensed by everyone. He usually concealed it. He wasn't ANBU for nothing after all.
" Good evening Uchiha-sama." Saku said and stood in greeting with a bow at the waist. Fugaku nodded her head at the appropriate greeting.
" Came to speak to your daughter Uchiha-sama. May I speak with her for a few moments?" Saku asked wanting desperately to get away from Mikoto and his overly private questions. Sasuke frowned in curiosity at why he would want to see her, or perhaps it was Itachi he wanted to see, but considering they barely knew each other, and the only time they had met was no doubt because of something medical or dinner like this, then Sasuke assumed it was her, herself, Saku wanted to see.
" I assume your speaking about Sasuke, and not Itachi. You may speak to her then. I will see you at dinner tonight in the mean time." Fugaku said granting Saku permission to see his daughter privately. Knowing Fugaku, she would be happy if there were more then just talking involved between Saku and her youngest daughter. Saku bowed again at the waist, drained his tea as gracefully as possible, and then thanked both Uchiha and nodded to Sasuke who frowned in confusion but walked out ahead of him to her room, which Saku followed her to. They didn't speak until they got there, and Sasuke regretting having dresses all over her bed because Saku's mouth twitched at the sight of dresses sprawled out all over her bed. Thankfully he didn't say anything, but Sasuke knew he was thinking it.
Saku sat on Sasuke's bed after pushing her dresses aside to make room. Sasuke crossed her arms under her chest and waited for Saku to say what he wanted to say, because she knew he hadn't came for a social visit that he would have to repeat later that night at dinner. So Sasuke knew he was here for a reason, and apparently just after training too. That was a different sort of treat in itself. He was wearing a unbuttoned shirt revealing the black muscle shirt he had under it, no tie, though it was around his neck, it wasn't tied. His hair was a mess when usually it was neat and pulled back. If he had his way he would have cut it, but Naruto ( and about a million fan-girls) begged him not to, and so he didn't.
" So what do you need?" Sasuke asked since he wasn't speaking. With out Naruto with them, usually they remained silent. It was a flaw in their relationship as friends and teammates Sasuke knew. She wasn't much for talking, but she liked when he spoke. He just never spoke unless he wanted to say something, and sometimes he didn't know how to say it where it wouldn't sound bad.
Sasuke wanted to run her hands through his mussed up hair and bury her nose in his neck. She frowned at the sudden desire to do it. However as if reading her mind, or at least some of it, Saku ran his hands through his own hair, pulling it out of it's tie and fixing it a little bit so it was a little neater.
" We weren't sure the time you wanted us to come over, and the level of dress you wanted us to wear." Sasuke wasn't surprised about the ' us'. She knew Naruto had forgotten the time and what to wear to dinner. She should have told Saku to start with, but he had been working and she didn't like hospitals even if Saku was in them.
" Around seven, and not over the top formal, but pretty close." Saku sighed, but nodded. Sasuke was a tad disappointed he wasn't here to spend some time with her. However ever since they were younger and Saku confessed to Sasuke, and Sasuke turned him down, Saku hadn't really hung out alone with Sasuke. There were times when they were alone together, but not for social outings or anything of the sort. And usually Saku never came here unless invited, medical work called, or he needed to ask her something. He didn't go out of his way to ignore her or anything, but it was just the fact he was never around her alone, and he never sought her out just to talk, or hang around. There were days Sasuke wondered if Naruto was the only thing that held their old team together still.
" Is something the matter?" Sasuke finally asked seeing how he was reluctant to leave. Saku snorted.
" Nothing serious. Your father just enjoys asking personal questions I suppose." Sasuke nodded. That her Father liked to do.
" Are you mad?" Saku smiled and looked to Sasuke's onyx eyes.
" Of course not. I know your dad only means well. I'm just not use to people asking me those sort of questions." Sasuke arched her brow as if wanting him to tell her what 'sort' of questions her Father had asked, but Saku just shook his head.
" You were talking to your mother for a while, that's not usual. Anything bothering you?" Saku returned. Which Sasuke knew he asked because he was worried Fugaku had asked something impossible out of her, or asked her again to marry. Sasuke winced. What was she supposed to tell him about what her mother spoke to her about? She would have to lie, but she had never been good at it. Maybe she could pick a truth out and warp it, so that it wouldn't be the truth but wouldn't be a lie.
XxxX- Flashback:
" Sasuke I want you to seduce the Haruno boy and get into his bed, permanently." Sasuke's eyes went wide.
" If your unsure about what to do, your sister will be helping you. Perhaps even your older cousin if you and your sister aren't quite his type. Do this for me Sasuke and you'll have my pride." Sasuke was unsure of course, though she had been trying to get Saku to look at her like he use to for a long time, but now she was being asked by her mother to do something she was already tempting to do. She had to up the game, which meant she had to get serious, and maybe even a little desperate.
Sasuke really didn't like that her sister and cousin would be involved in seducing and eventually becoming his lover, but there was nothing she could do about it. She knew even if she could get him to be her lover, that she couldn't expect to have him to herself, after all no one had just one lover, except some older ones, before the law was passed on bigamy.
" I know you've never been with a man Sasuke, but you can use that to your advantage, like your sister can use her genius and your cousin her experience. With the Haruno's genetics in our blood line, our clan will improve tenfold." Fugaku said with a gleam in her eye.
" Why Nee-chan and Shisui?"Sasuke asked curiously. She really didn't want to share Saku, let alone with her cousin, let alone with her own sister. She was sure Itachi didn't even like men. She had to be what Saku spoke about regarding some plants, Asexual.
" Your sister needs a husband, so she can take over the clan, and your cousin needs to stop fooling around. It doesn't become a woman to mess around with more then one man, and never settle. Besides your sister, and you, offer different things to the boy, Shisui can offer a sexual aspect." Sasuke was sure that was an insult to herself and her sister, but she ignored it.
Sasuke didn't want to disappoint her mother. Her mother almost never asked anything of her, and this was something Sasuke had been planning for years, so it was like killing two birds with one stone. The trouble being she had spent already several years trying to get him to even look at her twice let alone invite her to his bed, how could she get him to look at her now when he hadn't been for the countless years she had tried before?
Sasuke couldn't just start being more bold toward him, after all he would get suspicious, after all Sasuke had never been a touchy type of person, and she could never act like Naruto and just hang onto his arm. She would have to start out slow, start getting closer and closer, and working up to touch, then getting him use to her touch, and then maybe he would begin to like it, then he would invite her to his bed. That was her plan.
Sasuke was confident that she would at least become his lover before her sister, maybe even her cousin. After all even though Saku knew Shisui well, he had never bedded her, and if Shisui hadn't gotten her claws in him yet, then maybe she never would. Which meant Sasuke had a chance to get to Saku first. After all Saku and Itachi barely knew each other, and she wasn't even sure her sister would even agree to trying to get into someone's bed let alone be ordered to do it by their mother. So maybe Sasuke would get Saku to herself after all.
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Well that flashback didn't help at all. Other then being embarrassed all over again at having to seduce him. Ironically she had him in bed already, sadly nothing would happen, but still. She saw the irony.
" Mother is asking me to find a lover again." Sasuke decided to go with. The truth, but not enough detail to be a problem. She was proud of herself.
" Are you going to?" Saku asked. Sasuke swallowed.
" I will have to." Saku nodded.
" At least you knew this would be coming. I'm surprised that she waited so long to enforce it." So was Sasuke really.
" Anyway, your coming at seven right?" Sasuke asked changing the subject, she was getting a little nervous with the subject. There was only so many things she could say before she ran out and had to start lying.
" Right." Saku said and gave her a thumbs up.
" The dobe will probably be late again." Sasuke said in attempt to keep conversation and make him stay longer.
" I'm picking her up so she won't be late again." Saku commented and it almost stopped Sasuke's heart. Pick the dobe up? He had never done that before. Saku never looked away from her eyes, he never did.
" Your picking the dobe up?" Sasuke asked trying to play it cool and pretend she wasn't bothered by it. Picking Naruto up seemed too much like a date to Sasuke. Naruto would be alone with Saku for at least five minutes if they came by rooftop and longer if they walked. Knowing they'd be in formal clothing, it would probably be a walk rather then rooftop.
" You complained last time Naruto was late, so I figured I'd just pick her up." Saku said while looking Sasuke over and making sure she wasn't sick, after all she must look either surprised or panicked.
" Oh..um you know I think the dobe will need a dress, so I'll take one of mine over for her to use. I can just bring her over, after all knowing the dobe she'll need my help." Saku gave Sasuke a weird look she couldn't decipher.
" Regardless I'll just pick you both up then. I promised Naruto I'd come get her. You two never get along and now your trading clothing?" Sasuke felt nervous Saku would catch her trying to not only get more time with him, but also make sure Naruto didn't get time alone with him.
" Well I can't leave that idiot to dress herself. She would wear ramen if she could. Mother would never let me see either of you again if Naruto messes this dinner up." Sasuke was of course stretching the truth a bit, but Saku didn't have to know that. Saku however looked like he knew it. He patted her head though as he stood. Sasuke liked the affection of course, and was delighted he touched her, but she didn't like that he treated her like she was a child. She scoffed at him, but she liked it overall.
" First, I wouldn't let Naruto come in ramen, and second she would just eat it on the way here and end up naked anyway, and third, your Father likes us too much to ever let your mother tell you never to see us again." Well he was right of course...but still.
" Besides you and Naruto aren't the same size." Saku added before Sasuke could come up with any other excuses. Saku said this while he finally looked down at Sasuke small slightly curved figure. She flushed in pleasure and confusion. Was he saying that Naruto had a better figure? Or was he saying one of them was fat? Sasuke was just angry she wasn't wearing something sexy.
" A little smaller bust size." Saku said to straighten out her mind no doubt. Sasuke's mouth parted in surprise. She was shocked she was just told flat out her chest was smaller then Naruto's. She hated the fact he had to point that out. Though at least knowing he had to know the difference in their bodies and sizes meant he had looked at them to know. Saku ruffled her hair again affectionately. Apparently seeing her displeasure, or confusion. Sasuke wasn't sure which she felt more strongly.
"Sorry Sasu-chan, I didn't mean to offend. Don't worry, men only need a handful anyway." Saku said with a apologetic smile. Sasuke flushed in shocked surprise. First at being told that, and second at him finally calling her Sasu-chan again. Third, was he flirting with her? Before Sasuke could examine if he was flirting or not, he changed the subject.
" Besides once you told me the time and the formal aspect of dinner. I'm just going to go buy Naruto and dress because I know she won't have anything to wear, and knowing your not the same size. Besides you know she spends all her money on ramen." Well yes that was true but seriously? He was buying the dobe a dress! Saku was just torturing her now! Why didn't she see before how close they were?
" I'll come shopping with you then before I go help the dobe get dressed." She knew she was not only pushing it, but also being a little more aggressive then normal. If Saku noticed he didn't seem to mind, but he was annoyingly persistent.
" There's no need I can find a dress by myself, just go help Naruto and I'll see you both a little before the allotted time so she can put on the dress." Sasuke frowned but refused to let this opportunity to spend more time with him pass.
" But you'll need me. You can't know the dobe's measurements." Actually neither did she, but she could guess if she needed to, anything to get him to let her go along. Saku shrugged and unembarrassed spoke.
" I already know her measurements so you don't have to bother yourself. I need to run a few errands anyway. You can help Naruto, and I'll bring the dress and bring you both here." Sasuke flushed in surprise.
" Why do you know that idiot's measurements?" Sasuke asked a little ticked off. Saku frowned then shrugged unapologetic as if it were a normal thing.
" She's always hanging on me, I know yours too if it makes you feel better. Think of it as a medic thing." Saku said with a slight grin. Him grinning was so rare she nearly forgot what they were speaking about.
" But I could pick a good style and color being a woman." Saku frowned at Sasuke's desperateness.
" Are you sure something isn't the matter?" Saku asked concerned. Sasuke shook her head. Saku eyed her but sighed and accepted that.
" Don't worry about it Sasuke. I have other stuff to do, and you and Naruto need that time to get ready, besides I'll have the Hyuuga with me." Saku patted her head again as he readied to leave. Apparently content with ending the conversation. It had to be the longest conversation they had, had together alone. Sasuke should be happy about that fact, but she wasn't. The conversation wasn't to her liking after all.
" Hyuuga?" Sasuke asked before Saku got to her bedroom door. Saku looked back at Sasuke and her obvious confusion at wondering what use the male would be.
" Neji Hyuuga, not Hina." Saku cleared up for her then added, " I'll be there around six thirty, so make sure your ready." Saku said then sent Sasuke a smile then he left Sasuke blinking at her door in shock. Why was he hanging around the Hyuuga for? Saku had never spent any time around any other female then her and Naruto, he always hung out with the male Hyuuga, but not the female. Fury rushed through her veins. She would be damned if she let that whore take Saku from her. It was one thing with the dobe trying for his attention, another thing for a Hyuuga to take him. Sasuke wouldn't allow it.
Though thinking about it, as she gathered some stuff to take with her to Naruto apartment to get ready, and choosing a dress, she wondered why he was hanging with the female Hyuuga. From what Sasuke knew about the female Hyuuga, she was similar to her own sister, Itachi. She was muscular, and her chest wasn't large. Though she had those silver eyes and long silky hair, her attitude lacked any attractive appeal. Did Saku like the Hyuuga? Did he prefer Hyuuga to his clan? Sasuke's frown turned darker and darker with each troubling thought.
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Start of a randomly placed lemon:
Heavy breathing filled the simply kitchen. Flowers of all colors lined the counters in bunches, the floor was a mess of plates and fruit that was pushed off the kitchen island in lue of the bodies that took over the space. A brunet female was bent over the counter her fingers clawing at the edges trying to hang on, or maybe just to grab onto something as leverage to the furious slap of flesh pounding into her from behind.
The slap of flesh hitting flesh got less rhythmic as the blond haired male's thrusts started getting less controlled and more desperate as he neared release. The male had her mounted from behind, his violet nin pants low around his hips only barring what needed to be bared to fill the woman with his staff. His long pale blond hair, that reached his hips, was a mass of tangles as her hands had been pulling at them earlier in their previous round, this was after all round three, that had moved from bedroom, bathroom, to kitchen, hell maybe it would move to bathroom, and then front room next. He after all lived alone, it wasn't like he had to worry about his parents showing up from their vacation, though he did have to worry about his teammates.
The table began rocking with their bodies as the woman moaned out beneath him his fingers dug into her hips as her walls clenched and she cried his name out. Her liquid heat engulfed him, he was almost there..he bucked his hips faster, almost...almost, his thrusting became so uncontrolled she cried out, but he was so close to coming, right on the verge.
There was a heavy handed knock at his door. It shocked him from his long awaited climax and he pulled out of the woman quickly afraid whoever was at his door would just walk in, more afraid it was his teammates, well one brunet in particular. His front door was visible from the angle he was inside the kitchen. He pushed the woman to his bedroom she wobbled away, he grimaced at the liquids coating his enlarged manhood, and pulled his nin-pants over the mess, and hissed at the added friction and the raw feeling, he pulsed behind the fabric of his pants, aching for his release.
End randomly placed lemon:
There was another insistent knock and he hurried to the door wondering how he would explain an erection like this to his teammate while hoping to Kami it wasn't Shikamaru. Ino jerked the door open and almost grunted in relief at seeing the pink hair.
" Kami Sakura, you scared the hell out of me." Ino said inviting his best friend in. Saku wrinkled his nose at the male's scent but wondered in while flicking a glance at his stretched nin-pants. Ino's voice was rough and deep from what could only be sex, apparently interrupted sex, but then again, when wasn't Ino having sex and getting interrupted?
" Don't call me that jackass." Saku said at the use of his full name. Ino grinned at the pink haired male then frowned obviously wondering why he was at his house, fresh from the shower.
" Middle of sex?" Saku asked pointing out the obvious while eying the monster behind Ino's pants that seemed to be twitching. Saku wouldn't pay his friends manhood much attention if it wasn't moving like that on it's own. Ino grimaced and nodded running a hand through his messy, and loose blond hair. Though he wasn't ashamed to have a hard on in front of Saku, Ino wasn't shy.
" Yeah you ruined my chance to finish dammit Sakura, I was so close." Ino grunted. Saku snorted.
" Here." Saku said and stepped closer putting a chakra encased hand to hover over his friends groin, Ino's breath went out in a rush of surprise when chakra entered his member and he felt himself swell to the point, pleasure rushed over him and in shock he bucked his hips and then came, he went to his knees and Saku backed up chakra dispersing from his hand. Ino had to close his eyes as his heart tried to leap out of his chest.
" You couldn't have the balls to be embarrassed?" Ino asked looking up with a fierce blush across his face at having been pleasured by his best friend. Saku shrugged, it wasn't as if he had actually touched him, just used his chakra to help him release. It was a medical procedure he had to preform more often then not in the hospital for patients. Saku shrugged unembarrassed as usual.
" It's not like I haven't done that before to several men and women." Ino grimaced and shook his head as he relearned how to breath properly.
" If only you used your skills for the greater good." Ino said with a small grin as he regained his composure and stood, noting the cooling semen dripping down his thighs under his nin-pants.
" I do. Sex isn't considered the greater good. Pig." Ino looked wounded dramatically having apparently recovered his embarrassment, or maybe from climax itself.
" Not the greater good? What kind of man are you pinky?" Ino asked. Saku snorted a laugh.
" No really think about this. With your skill right there, you can have an orgy of women and never even have to touch them to make them scream your name. We could rule the world in a few days." Ino said laughing maniacally while rubbing his hands together evilly. Saku grinned and rolled his eyes.
" Your an idiot. Look I just wanted to tell you I won't be by for tonight's ' night on the town' I have to go to a dinner, I apparently forgot existed, tonight at the Uchiha compound." Ino's frowned turned to a suggestive grin and a wiggle of his blond brows.
" Going to get you some Uchiha ass are you, you lucky bastard." Ino said and slapped him on the back. Saku didn't even bother explaining anything.
" Anyway.. tomorrow alright?" Saku was relieved when Ino nodded and gave him a another suggestive hand motion while Saku wondered over to the door to leave.
" You know your never going to win Shika over when your having sex with any girl that will have you." Saku said feeling bad for his friend and also Shika. Ino and Temari from Suna, were fighting over the female Nara, and had been for a while, while the Nara in question liked clouds and Shouji better then men. However if Ino ever wanted a chance, Ino needed to learn to keep it in his pants.
It wasn't that Ino didn't love Shikamaru, he did, it was that Ino was addicted to sex, he couldn't stop even if he wanted to. Ino looked a little pained at the mention of his failure to get the girl he loved.
" What do you want me to do Sakura? I'm a healthy male teen. Not all of us get to do missions outside the village to get release. Some of us have to make due inside the village." Saku snorted.
" It's called control Ino." Ino looked like that was a foreign sentence.
" What do you want me to do come to you begging you to use your kami sex jutsu every time I'm horny?" Saku made a face that looked like he would rather kill himself.
" You have two hands, use them." Saku said with a snort when Ino gave him a firm look.
" You think after all the women I've had I could find pleasure with my own hands?" Saku sighed and rubbed a hand over his face.
" Look I'm not asking you to give up sex, just cut down, and eventually you'll stop or at least get to a point where you don't need it as much, and then when you get Shika she'll satisfy you." Ino sighed but knew his friend had a point.
" In the mean time I can come to you?" Saku made a face at Ino's suggestion.
" Your making things weird Ino." Saku muttered, Ino of course ignored it.
" Look you know that sometimes I get caught by my teammates and Shika, if I can cut down on that, the better. It won't be all the time...just in the day." Saku's eye started to twitch before his sentence was even finished.
" Fine." Saku agreed with reluctance. Ino grinned and slapped Saku on the back. Saku shook his head.
" Don't even dare come when I'm sleeping or at work." Saku threatened before he left. Ino rolled his eyes and Saku left with a feeling he would not be happy from here on out. He was sure this wasn't what Tsunade-sama meant when he told him to find a lover.
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End chapter:
Well this turned out to be a weird chapter, and No it's not going to be a yaoi fic, so no random fan girl moments. Sorry. No they aren't going to be lovers, it's just a jutsu that speeds the reproduction cells. It's a technique used when the hospital needs sperm samples.
Aww the things people do for friends lol. Saku has turned out a little strange, but you can't expect him to be like the female version after all, how weird would that be? Men don't act like women, most of the time, and the reverse is true, thus why everyone is a bit OOC. It's to be expected with a GB after all.
I hope you enjoyed! Don't expect any Yaoi or many more lemon's from me, for this fic, and sorry about the foulness of Saku and Ino's mouth this chapter, they seem the type to be like that together though. I think that conversation went well myself, considering the weirdness of it lol. Anyway review for me and tell me how you think this fic is going! Maybe tell me who you'd like to see Saku with ne? :3
I got a few reviews last chapter, telling me they'd like
SasuXSaku ( At least three people wanted this couple I was surprised though shouldn't be lol.)
KibaXSaku ( Even though Kiba hasn't even come into the fic yet XD)
ItachiXSaku ( My favorite couple)
HinataXNaru ( I was caught off guard by that request since Hina isn't yet in the fic either :) This one will no doubt come true.)
SakuXChouji ( I know for a fact this one won't happen because I've got another guy planned for Chouji in this fic, that I can't reveal just yet :D)
But as for the rest it's anyone's guess! Keep telling me your choice for Saku's lovers, and anyone else you want paired up, or else I'll be forced to go with the flow and chose them myself :D Don't limit yourself here to just one person, give me several since he does need three lovers :D
Kyo~
Ps. This chapter is longer XD thirteen pages!