I honestly didn't think I would hit five chapters within what I wrote in my note book, that's pretty epic. I have a feeling this is going to be one of my longer fic's lol. Since I still haven't really gotten much into this fic, more like the start of it lol. How sad. I also have to say this is odd for me writing ten pages per chapter and not my usual seven. I figured I would change things up with this being a GB and all lol. Still haven't thought up a darn name though, so it won't be this chapter either that I start to post this fic lol, knowing me it won't be till the end that I figure out the name, thus it won't be till the end I post this. I so wouldn't doubt it, anyway! I love you all for your reviews!
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! If I did, I would understand the reason for Sasuke dressing like a slut for sure in Shippuden.
Kyo~
Chapter five: The Seduction begins.
Saku's house:
Sakura Haruno, who preferred to be called Saku Haruno, heard a strange sound in his sleep. It sounded a bit like muffled cursing and footsteps. Saku bolted up kunai in hand, and weapon to the intruders throat, as they opened his bedroom door, before he realized he was even awake himself. He had let his instinct take over after all. Ino's blue eyes were wide and his hands up in surrender when Saku recognized him. Saku lowered the weapon and sighed.
" What have I told you about waking me up let alone sneaking up on me when I'm sleeping?" Saku asked glancing at the clock by his bed, it read only two hours after he got home from the hospital on a emergency call. He had been called in when he was over the Uchiha's house still, he had to leave Naruto with Sasuke, while he rushed to the hospital in formal clothes.
He had given many fan-girls nose bleeds when he walked into the hospital in his formal attire while stripping as he rushed down the halls. Pulling off his tie, pulling his dress shirt out of his pants, and unbuttoning his shirt, while hurrying to the critical care unit of the hospital. He had tossed his shirt off and opted for the fishnet he had underneath with his lab coat on over it so he wouldn't get blood on his shirt. He had tossed his shirt to a random nurse who had given him his lab coat and the records for who he was rushing to operate on.
He never got his shirt back now that he thought back on that. He snorted and shook his head looking to Ino for his reason for being here, he had spent several hours in surgery and just returned not long ago to get some sleep. He had to be at work soon, and it was only five am. What the hell was Ino doing here at Five am anyway? He stared at Ino as if asking that question again. Ino had the grace to look apologetic at least.
" Well I came for help, but I think you scared it away." Ino said patting his crotch. Saku grimaced. He knew this would come back to bite him on the ass eventually, he didn't think it would be so soon.
" It's not day yet." Saku muttered. Ino smiled.
" But I have to work in an hour, and I figured I would come to you instead of my teammates wondering over and catching me with some girl." Saku's eye twitched.
" You have hands Ino." Saku said eye twitching. He should never have bothered to help him to start with, or said anything for that matter. He knew this would be more trouble then he needed. Kami help them if any of their fan girls found out. He didn't need an outbreak of chronic nose bleeding. The streets of Konoha would run with blood.
" Yeah well your way feels much better." He muttered with a blush. Saku's eye twitched.
" Of course it does, it has to or else it doesn't do what it's supposed to." Which was to gain sperm samples.
" You get aroused way to much. I think I need to check to make sure you don't have a over balance of hormones or something." Saku muttered as he yawned and his hand lit with green chakra. He lowered his hand to his friend covered groin, his chakra poured into Ino. He hardened and even released all in the same gasp of breath. Ino went to his knees, or would have had Saku let him fall and not grabbed his shoulders to keep him on his feet. Ino panted eyes wide.
" Kami Sakura!" He gasped out. Saku snorted.
" I don't think I ever came so fast in my life, expect maybe that one time I watched Shika in the hot spring." Ino said eyes wide. Saku shook his head at Ino's perverseness, when Ino regained his footing and stood on his own Saku walked back to bed and crawled under the covers, turning his back on his shallowly breathing friend.
" Go home Ino." He said and yawned again as he closed his eyes tempting to get more sleep before he had to officially get up and go to work.
" Come on Saku don't be that way. I mean after that you could offer me breakfast." Ino said with a pout in his words. Saku tossed a pillow at him, wishing it was a kunai. Ino laughed as the pillow hit him square in the chest, he tossed it back.
" I'll just help myself to your kitchen and shower then Sakura-chan. And don't think I forgot about you being over the Uchiha's place last night." Ino said with a laugh as he walked out.
" Jackass." Saku muttered before falling into sleep once again.
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Uchiha manor:
" Seduce Saku-chan huh? Of course I will. I'll break him in for Sasu-chan and Itachi for sure." Shisui said with a red lipped smile at her aunt. Fugaku frowned at her niece, but was pleased that all the girls had agreed to the plan. (Itachi's refusal didn't count.) Apparently the Haruno boy wasn't just looks if Itachi was interested. Sasuke and Shisui no doubt liked him for different reasons as well. Sasuke probably loved the boy, and Shisui, well Shisui would take any man as long as he was somewhat attractive.
One way or the other Saku Haruno would be an Uchiha. Fugaku wouldn't allow for any failure this time. Even if it meant playing extra dirty.
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Saku's house:
" Can I lick it Saku?" Neji froze at those words as she stood just outside Saku Haruno's front door hand outstretched to knock. Her ANBU partner had invited her over for whatever reason, and Neji figured she would just see what he wanted before going to train, after all it was because their captain asked them to spend more time together that he had asked it of her, and so for their partnership's sake, Neji agreed.
That voice was the voice of Sasuke Uchiha, Neji was sure. Naruto had to be inside to, because she could feel her almost never concealed, chakra.
Neji could have used her Byakugan of course to figure out what was going on, but if she was wrong then she would feel like an idiot, and if it sounded like it was, she didn't even want to see what was happening. Neji wasn't sure she even wanted to know what Sasuke Uchiha needed Saku's permission to lick. Neji forced away the mental images.
" No you wait your turn, let me put it in and then you can lick the rest off." Saku said.
" Dobe get your fingers out of there!" Sasuke yelled.
" Shut up Teme I can put my fingers where I want to!" Naruto replied. Saku growled at them both.
Neji's eye started twitching. Surely he wouldn't have invited her over had he been planning a three-way with his teammate right? Neji hoped. She wouldn't blush even if the mental images were filthy. Finally she knocked not wanting any more added nightmares. After a brief time, in which was too brief to mean anything of the nature she thought, was going on, Saku answered the door, fully clothed with a black apron, and what looked like chocolate fudge smeared across his cheek.
Neji felt like a pervert now. She fought the urge to slap herself on the forehead. His apron was covered in what almost looked like flour or maybe powered sugar and there seemed to be some in his hair as well which was a little messy for whatever reason. He smiled at her, she wouldn't ever get use to that.
" Hey Neji." He said with that smile. Neji sighed.
" You asked me over." Neji explained wanting to know why, or maybe get it over with who knew. Saku smiled wider.
" I know, come on in." Neji rolled her eyes as she followed Saku into his house. She shut the door behind her and followed him to the kitchen.
She had never been in Saku's house before, it was pretty tasteful, done in mostly neutral colors, and cleaner then any guys house she had ever seen, including Tenten's and Hinata's, though Hinata's room was clean, this clean was almost creepy. Every picture was straight, everything in it's proper place, but maybe he didn't have time to use anything much, after all the place looked less lived in and more a front.
The pictures Neji could see where mostly of him and his teammates, though there were pictures of him and Hinata, and even Tenten, the guy from Suna, and Ino. Though there was a few pictures of him with other people, almost none of him with any single woman, or female. Which went to prove the fact he was lover-less.
When they walked into the kitchen Neji noticed Sasuke and Naruto were both there, and were also covered with the white powder and some chocolate. Naruto had the bowl sitting on her lap fingers dipped in, and Sasuke's tongue was on the spoon when they walked in. Saku scowled at his teammates.
" Guys really?" He asked taking the bowl from Naruto and slapping Sasuke's fingers after taking the spoon from her. They both pouted, well Naruto pouted, Sasuke sort of glared with lips pursed.
" Sorry." They both muttered and then turned their eyes to Neji as Saku poured the mix into a pan then into the oven. Neji frowned back at the two then Naruto leapt up and glomped her.
" Neji!" She cried in surprised pleasure. Neji sighed softly at the fact she was now coated with the white powder and chocolate as well.
" Naruto." Neji returned less excited as she prying the girl off. Naruto bounced with her hands in her own.
" What are you doing here! I never see you anymore! Are you here for Saku's brownies, or are you here to spar? Oh! Are you here for a mission!" Naruto asked about fifty miles and hour. Neji's eye twitched and Saku saved her. He bonked Naruto over the head.
" Baka you made a mess." Saku said taking a wet towel to Neji's front. Neji froze when he took the cloth to her chest.
" I got it." She said and took the cloth from with with a soft blush and a scowl.
" Sorry Saku-kun." Naruto muttered looking ashamed.
" Apologize to Neji." Saku muttered ruffling her hair.
" Sorry Neji." Naruto said like a child being punished as she looked to her feet and held her hands in front of her.
" What's the Hyuuga doing here?" Sasuke asked softly, though not so softly that Neji didn't hear, to Saku as he cleaned off the counter and put the bowl in the sink before returning the spoon to her to lick, which she did.
" I invited her over for lunch." Sasuke's brows shot up.
" Oh is Lee and Tenten meeting us as Ichiraku?" Naruto asked obviously hearing the conversation as well. Saku grinned at Naruto.
" Of course." Saku said with a laugh and a thumbs up, that reminded Neji of Gai. She shivered in a creeped out way, but Sasuke snorted and Naruto cheered at it.
Neji wondered why he invited her over, and then out for lunch. Couldn't she have just met them at Ichiraku with her team? Why did she have to come over to do it? Maybe Saku enjoyed making things overly complicated, who knew.
" But first I decided to make some brownies for Neji's team." Saku explained probably for Neji since she was looking at him like he was an idiot.
" Brownies?" Neji muttered. Saku grinned her way.
" Saku-kun is the best cook outside of Ichiraku and Chouji's dad!" Naruto said with a first in the air. Neji frowned well that was something she didn't know about her pink haired ANBU partner.
" I'm not that good." Saku said washing down the table now. Sasuke snorted at his words as if they were a lie.
" Anyway, Naruto, Sasuke, take Neji and get cleaned up while I finished in here." Saku said and plucked the spoon from Sasuke's fingers. Sasuke made a face at him. Naruto grinned and dragged Neji out but not before Neji saw a surprising sight.
Sasuke jerked Saku by the apron down and ran her tongue over Saku's cheek cleaning off the chocolate. Neji's mouth opened in shock and that was all she saw as Naruto pulled her the rest of the way out. Well maybe Saku had a lover after all...
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Saku blinked in shock at Sasuke as she let him go. She glared at him and then walked away, but not before Saku noticed her reddening face. Saku stood in his kitchen and tried to figure out if what happened, actually happened, or if the lack of sleep was getting to him. Surely Sasuke didn't just lick his cheek. He touched his fingers to the spot to find it wet. His eye twitched. She did. His lips split into a grin. Sasuke just licked his cheek.
He laughed at the absurdity of it. Sasuke really was trying, he would give her that.
Saku wondered what the hell Fugaku offered her to get Sasuke to actually try to seduce him. It wouldn't work of course either way, but it certainly was funny and just a little interesting. Her tongue was warm and wet, and that wasn't what he had expected at all.
He figured Sasuke would try to seduce him of course, because Itachi had mentioned it, but he had expected something subtle. Certainly not something as bold as a lick. He shook his head and wiped the wetness off his cheek with a smirk.
Well he guessed this would be the start of hell for him. Sasuke trying to seduce him, made him wonder if Itachi would try as well.
Let them try. He decided with a smirk as he shook his head.
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Hokage's office:
The amber eyed male downed another glass of Sake, as he went over again another stack of marriage proposals for his pink haired apprentice. He shook his head as he read another absurd file. It not only listed the normal stuff, like age, clan or no clan, parents name, abilities, ranking, and skills, but also some things that probably wouldn't be on a normal marriage application, like what level of kinky or perverseness the woman had.
" Get this, Shina Tsuki can apparently do something interesting with her tongue that other women can do with their... what?" Tsunade blinked at the folder with a cocked brow and then shook his blond locks. He tossed the folder into a pile of rejects.
Definitely wasn't giving that one to Saku for consideration. He had warned Saku about the Elders wanting him to at least have two or more lovers, so he had told Saku to get three. It shouldn't be a problem for a healthy male after all, who passed up sex with three no doubt beautiful and skilled women? But apparently Tsunade could never find normal apprentices because he looked at him with a 'WTF' expression when he even mentioned one lover, let alone three.
Sure Tsunade knew that Saku worked more then he liked to do anything else. He was extremely dedicated to the village, and selfless, but seriously what guy didn't have a lover when they could have anyone they wanted? Thus Tsunade figured if he commanded Itachi Uchiha, his ANBU captain, to stop the undercover seduction missions, then maybe Saku would build up some lust and attack some lucky woman and make her his lover. The village would only be so lucky.
Shouldn't have told the Nara about the Haruno's long male line while drinking that one night, now the entire village wanted to bare his children. Any other male would have started his own harem, and if Saku was a different man, he no doubt would have, but for some reason he turned down even the most beautiful, skilled women.
It wasn't like Tsunade didn't give him a wide variety of women to chose from. From large to small, to big breast to no breast, to wide hips to small hips, to long legs, to short, to long hair to short, from clan to no clan, from ANBU to civilian. It was frankly stressful on the entire village. If Saku didn't hurry it up Tsunade would be forced to start throw women at him literally.
The Clans would no doubt be getting impatient and start doing...anything to get their daughters or nieces into his bed. Tsunade felt a little bad for the pink haired kid, but then again if he would have just found someone, or three someones, then he wouldn't have this easily dealt with problem.
" I'm telling you Tsuna if you give me five minutes prep with this kid and one hour with my Icha Icha novels we could get this kid to take any woman you tossed his way." Jiraiya said with a sultry grin. Her silver hair a mass of fluff that reached her knees. Her outfit more revealing then being nude, while her eyes glittered with a level of perverseness that Tsunade wouldn't doubt ever.
" I don't doubt it, but maybe we'll just see what the clan's toss his way first. I'm sure Fugaku Uchiha will have something devious planned with two daughters unmarried, and one presumptuous single niece." Jiraiya grinned.
" I think I'm going to start following this kid around for more inspiration." Tsunade shook his head with a snort and another long drink of sake as he read over yet another file. It was more entertaining then paperwork after all.
" You know now that I think about it, why not start throwing men his way as well. Maybe then we'll see if he's shooting for the other team. I mean if the kid isn't even reacting to all three Uchiha on his team, then maybe he's either gay or has a problem." Jiraiya said wiggling her pinky. Tsunade glared her way.
" Don't be crass Jiraiya. He's perfectly capable of performing and is a healthy normal male. He's not the best ANBU at seduction missions for nothing. Just read over the mission reports." Jiraiya rose her brow and grinned as Tsunade fished around and then handed him a file. Jiraiya flipped threw and settled on what she wanted, when she finished she was grinning a wicked type of grin.
" I take it back, the kids good. Hell I think half those women forgot their names. Hundred percent information recovery. You ever thought of sending this kid into Akatsuki. We'd get all the information we needed if he spent one night with them, damn." Jiraiya whistled. Tsunade snorted sake up his nose.
" Focus." Tsunade reprimanded coughing. Jiraiya hid another grin.
" I was serious about throwing men at him. Just invite him to a party and then toss some naked men at him or something." Tsunade made a face.
" Just so you can make five more of those novels, no." Jiraiya shrugged. It was worth a try.
" Besides he has male friends, who like women." Tsunade said casually and the rose his brow at the next folder he flipped through, Yuki Kiri had a interesting talent involving Shuriken and kunai that certainly brought a new level to the word kinky.
" Like?" Jiraiya prompted her red lips twitching to hide her smile.
" He's best friends with the Hyuuga, and he's friends with Yamanaka Ino as well." Jiraiya snorted.
" You mean the kinky flower boy, and the timid cutie?" Tsunade paused at that and then shook his head ignoring it.
" That only tells me that this Haruno kid can go between seme and uke like a pro." Tsunade choked again. When he recovered he finally put the folders down and turned his full attention to his old teammate who had aged gracefully while still pulling off a sexiness that shouldn't be allowed in women her age.
" Alright what do you have in mind Jiraiya." The silver hair woman smiled.
" I thought you'd never ask."
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" The brownies of youth are the most delectable and sooth my bursting heart." Lee yelled tears flowing down from her large brown eyes. Her fist and the brownie in the air at that exclamation. Her black long hair pulled up, and bangs cut short revealing her thick black brows. She clenched a hand to her spandex covered bust in drama. Saku shook his head as he offered Ayame some brownies as well as they sat ordering at Ichiraku. Ayame the old woman owners son sent Saku and slight smile in thanks and part sympathy.
" Sorry." Tenten muttered to Saku sitting at his side, Saku smiled at his long haired friend. Tenten's brown hair was braided down his back about mid-back. He wore his usual Chinese type clothes with his headband around his forehead as usual. He and Lee had to get to training with Neji after lunch, where they would meet Gai at the field. Neji sat next to Lee, who forced her way beside Saku, much to Sasuke and Naruto's frustration. Naruto sat beside Lee and Sasuke besides Tenten.
They all had ate Saku's offered brownies. Neji wanted to see what the fuss was about, since Tenten and Lee looked excited to see he brought them alone to lunch and both had snatched them up faster then humanly possible, while even the sweets hating Sasuke, had taken her share. Neji still didn't get why he cooked sweets for, but maybe he liked it who knew.
" Why don't you train with us today?" Tenten asked around a bite of the brownie. Saku smiled at him but shook his head.
" Sorry I have to do a shift. Ino wants to have another night out tonight though if your not busy." Tenten looked a little nervous about that, since they both knew how Ino was.
" I'll come just because you helped me out last time." They both shuttered at what 'last time' entitled. Saku slapped him on the back in thanks.
" Good I didn't want to have do relive the whip cream incident." Tenten and Saku shared another shutter. The words whip and cream coming from Saku's mouth drew the girls attention faster then the words 'monkey sex' would have.
" Whip cream?" Naruto asked with a flush and a curiously perverted glint in her eye as she imagined whipped cream smeared over a very naked pink haired teammate of hers.
" Don't ask." Saku said shaking his head. Tenten nodded his own horror of the reminder.
" Aw come on Saku-kun!" Naruto whined. Saku sighed.
" Let's just say it involved a weird night of drinking and strippers, and that unfortunate ice cream man." Saku said and then looked to his friend. Tenten choked on the brownie and Saku burst into laughter until both males were cracking up to themselves. The girls were puzzled.
" Don't forget Ino and his allergic reaction to peanuts!" Tenten wheezed out only making both men laugh harder.
" I think this is one of those moments where you pretend to not notice the crazy people you know." Sasuke muttered. Neji's lips twitched. Naruto and Lee shared a nod. Ayame shook his head.
Naruto of course got an interesting thought that she shared with Lee who shared with Neji who frowned, and then Naruto shared with Sasuke so not to leave her out. Sasuke nodded, and Lee gave them a thumbs up. Neji sighed, but she was in as well.
It looked like her social life just got weirder. Like being on a team with the green beast of Konoha, and her mini as well as the heehawing Tenten over there wasn't bad enough, now she was stuck following the very male's on their night out. Perfect.
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Later that night:
" A bar? How un-orginal." Neji sighed. She was ribbed by Naruto. They all followed the four males into the crowded bar. Yes four, Neji's cousin, Hinata, was also along. Apparently the males decided since it was a three-man show why not invite the fourth and make it an official guys night out.
Of course the girls were surprised when they tried to enter the bar and couldn't by all the fan-girls that had crowded around the four most liked bachelors of Konoha, since it wasn't all the time their affections were all centered around the same area, or that their favorite guys to stalk were all together conveniently. The four girls fought their way in with out being noticed by the guys while landing a seat in the furthest corner of the bar to watch the four guys finally make it to the bar and order drinks, and of course they didn't have to pay with as many woman around them willing to fork over money with out being asked.
Neji was surprised at the amount of fans the four men had, more so that their trip through fan-girls they hadn't come out unscratched. Saku seemed to be missing pieces of clothing as well as the other three were. Saku shook his head and drank his Sake.
The girls ordered their drinks and watched curiously as girl after girl asked one or the other out, while Ino hit on everyone of them, Hina blushed and shy-ed away, Saku came curiously to his rescue, and Tenten smiled but shook his head in refusal to the women to dance. Only Ino seemed interested in anyone. Neji was a little impressed with Saku protecting his cousin from fan-girls though a little curious as well.
" Do you find it a little weird that Saku's protecting the Hyuuga so much?" Sasuke asked softly, though she was heard even over the music. Neji didn't take offense to her using her last name like that only because it wasn't worth fighting about. Lee and Naruto thought it over.
" Saku is protecting Hinata-kun's innocence!" Lee said in a cheered whisper. Sasuke and Neji winced at that.
" You make it sound like he's a jealous lover." Naruto said elbowing Lee who pouted.
" You don't think Saku-kun likes guys do you?" Naruto asked then as they watched Saku glare at some fan-girl who actually pinched Hinata's rear. The Hyuuga made a distressed face, and Saku protected him again.
" I wouldn't worry about it, he's just protective." A new female voice said, they all jumped and turned to the voice in question. They met eyes with Shisui Uchiha who was leaning over their booth from behind, with Itachi behind her with a drink in hand and a bored expression.
" Nee-chan?" Sasuke asked surprised to see her sister in a bar of all things. Itachi shrugged as if saying 'It's Shisui's fault.'
" Stalking the pinky now are we?" Shisui asked with a eye brow wiggle at the four women. Naruto and Sasuke blushed. Lee gave a thumbs up, and Neji planted her head onto the table in a 'epic fail' sort of way.
" Well lucky for you, this is my favorite hobby." Shisui said and leapt over the booth and landed right between Neji and Sasuke with a grin. Itachi walked around the booth and sat next to the Hyuuga.
" Now what you need to know about spying on Sakura-chan is to wait for the right moment." Shisui said with a kicked back mysterious grin.
The four girls gave her a curious look. Shisui grinned at baiting them.
" And that would be?" Sasuke asked curiously intrigued.
" Waiting until he's drunk." Itachi sighed.
" Do you really think he would get drunk so easily being the Hokage's apprentice?" Itachi asked disappointed. Shisui wiggled her finger at her younger cousin.
" Just watch." And so they did.
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Saku wondered when a polite time to escape the bar and drag Hinata to his house would be. Saku frowned and then snorted as he reviewed that last thought. Did that sound perverted to anyone else? Saku frowned at the Sake in his glass. Maybe a little too much to drink.
Ino hadn't yet went home with anyone, which meant Ino wouldn't let them go home just yet. When Ino found some girl, then the three friends could escape. Ino was the only one keeping them here. They certainly didn't want to be here this long, drinking this much, or surrounded in so much female lust you could drown in it. Yet they wouldn't leave, or rather couldn't, with Ino watching them. So they were stuck remaining and getting drunk. Usually Saku could hold his alcohol well enough, considering his teachers favor to it, but maybe he had just drank more the normal, or maybe he had been here longer then they usually were before Ino found a girl.
Saku almost slapped himself. Of course they had been here longer. Ino didn't want to go home with some girl, he was trying to hold himself back, which was why they were still here. Though Saku congratulated him on his restraint, Saku hoped he would eventually be drunk enough to follow some girl home.
Saku was annoyed with the women who kept touching them, they had stopped brushing by them 'accidentally' and assuming they were too drunk to care, or maybe they themselves were wasted and thus more bold, decided they would just flat out touch them. So some women came up and an their hands over them all, and of course Saku would swat their hands away from him and a softly swaying Hinata. Tenten fended for himself, and Ino seemed to welcoming the touching.
Of course if he drunk much more the touching might be enjoyable, and of course with that thought, Saku knew he had drank too much. Or maybe it was the fact he had built up tension in the sexual department due to the lack of his usual seduction missions he got on a regular bases, and being intoxicated lowered his control. Probably. It was a good thing he didn't have to work tomorrow, or else he would be miserable.
Saku was thinking if he should just take Hinata and Tenten and flee the bar, when another set of hands came to touch him. Saku rather himself be touched, then have to fend off hands on Hinata's person. The poor guy was too innocent for that kind of harassment, and of course when you got a few drinks in Hina he became more comfortable, and he didn't get embarrassed over much, which didn't help Saku very much when he was trying to protect the guys virtue. He wouldn't bother if he knew that for sure Hinata didn't want to be touched.
The hands that were touching Saku from behind eased under his shirt, or what was left of it thanks to fan girls, and Saku tensed under the warm hand easing around his back to his chest. Whoever it was didn't got south like most did, she went up and up until her nails flicked his nipples. His breath went out in a rush of surprise because at the same time she did that, she kissed his neck with soft warm lips, while pressing her ample chest to his back. She smelt familiar, and that was when he realized who it was.
The scent of Ash, wood, and something spicy and alluring filled his head like a drug and he shuttered when her kisses turned to nips, and then licks.
" I'm not that drunk Shisui." He muttered softly to her. She chuckled darkly in his ear, spun the stood around, thankfully it was the type that spun on it's axle, and planted herself on his lap, arms around his neck and eyes locking with his. Onyx. Such a deep onyx.
" Are you sure?" She asked seductively as she ground her hips down into his own. His eyes went wide, perhaps he was. She looked a little surprised as well as he hardened under her. Her breath went out in a sudden gasp.
" Oh..." She breathed. He groaned and closed his eyes as his hands shot down and grabbed her hips tightly before she could move them again.
" No." He said with a tightening in his chest. Soft lips met his and he parted his eyes, and then his mind hazed.
' Why not?' His mind thought at him as he sighed into her mouth, and with that sigh she snuck her tongue in.
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The five women at the booth in the back of the bar watched in part shock, part curiosity as Shisui made her move at last. Neji had wondered when Shisui would do so, and after a while, apparently Shisui found her hint and went to action. Neji could tell Saku was drunk, which was surprising because she didn't think he could get drunk easily being the Hokage's apprentice.
It was interesting to see Shisui suddenly start groping him, running her hands under his shirt. She eased closer until her hands went all the way around his body and up his shirt. Whatever she did caused him to tense, and at that tense she closed in with her body and started at his neck with her lips.
" Wow." Naruto said with surprise. Sasuke and Lee seemed engrossed in watching Saku Haruno, someone who never lost control, except sometimes in anger-though very rarely-, allow the Uchiha to caress and kiss his neck, and then Shisui boldly turned his chair around and seated herself on his lap. Apparently Saku wasn't drunk enough to not know who she was clearly. They exchanged a few words and then both Saku and Shisui looked suddenly surprised, and then Saku's hands flashed out and took a hold of Shisui's hips in a way that looked like he was keeping her from grinding against him.
He looked troubled and then Shisui kissed him. And the shocking part was that he allowed it, giving in much too easily, which told Neji clearly he was more intoxicated then he himself realized.
Neji was fascinated to watch Shisui kiss Saku. It was like watching a train wreck, you want to look away, but your too morbidly fascinated to do so. It was shocking to see Saku get kissed, more so because it had never happened before that she had ever seen, and apparently she wasn't alone in that because Naruto and Sasuke looked shocked as well. Lee looked liked she was taking notes, and Neji turned to their last companion at the booth.
The ANBU captain had a raised brow and a slight tilt of lips, as if she was a little amused while being surprised as well. Neji turned back to the show only to see that Saku came to a little sense because he pulled his mouth away and was leaning his face on her shoulder. Shisui looked like she had great sex, while Saku was tensed under her looking like he was tempting to either run or take the older woman and bend her over the bar. Neji was curious to see both really.
" You think he liked it?" Naruto muttered to Sasuke. Sasuke shrugged.
" He liked it enough to become erect." All eyes snapped to Itachi who didn't seem bother by what she said at all.
" How can you tell?" Lee asked flushing at the image she pictured in her mind of a erect Saku. Neji activated her Byakugan and could tell by looking, that Itachi was right.
" You think he'll do something?" Sasuke asked looking to her sister a little concerned. Itachi shook her head.
" He's not that intoxicated that he would lose himself to someone he keeps refusing." Neji arched her brow.
" You sound confident about that." Itachi turned her eyes to Neji's.
" I am." Neji eyes widened.
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End chapter:
Wow that was an epic chapter! This last scene hit me by surprise. I wasn't planning it to go this way, but eh turned out alright, besides Saku is a guy, despite being a really well mannered and controlled one, but still a guy. Can't have him not get a little action right? Haha. Besides I love Shisui, he, she, deserves a little fun. Besides SakuXShi is fun to write and read ne? :3
Anyway other then leaving you with a cliffhanger, did you enjoy the chapter! Started out weird and ended weird didn't it? Haha well as I said no yaoi, though for some reason this chapter almost hints at it, but there is none, and there is nothing weird going on between Saku and Hina, just to clear that up. Also nothing between Ino and Saku other then the help of a friend and a medic. So no fan-girl cheering lols.
So tell me what you think :) I'm curious to see what you guys think about this fic, and the GB, also who you want Saku with, and anyone else you think deserves a little love. Like do you think Ino should finally get Shikamaru? Do you think Tenten deserves some love? Do you want Hinata with Naruto or Kiba? Stuff like that. :) Send me a review! Or else I'll have to make the decision my self and you guys might not like if I do it haha.
P.s You got three extra pages out of me this chapter lol.
Okay some news before I get on to the votes for couples! I'm moving! So for about two weeks, this one, and next week, you won't get an update from me next Monday! So I'm going to give you two chapters instead of one Today because tomorrow we're moving in to the new place and I won't have internet or time to update then, so enjoy the early update, and the two chapters to make up for not getting a chapter next week ne? Alright!
Votes for couples:
KakaXSaku – A new request XDD
SasuXSaku- A constant request
SakuXNaru- Not going to happen
NaruXHina- Going to happen :D
SakuXNeji – Perhaps :D
SakuXChouji- No, sorry.
SakuXKiba – There's fluff in chapter ten ;D
SakuXItachi – Bwhahahah hint hint?
SakuXShi- No one asked for this couple, but there is some SakuXShi going on so I decided to add it.
SakuXShika?- Also not asked for, yet, but I thought I'd add Shika in, because I like Shikamaru! :D
Or ShikaXIno? Which do you like?
Or ShikaXTemari? Dundundun lols
Maybe HinaXKiba as well as NaruXHina?
Anyway I have to reread the next chapter to get up so for now I have to work fast, so I'll cut this a little short. Enjoy! Keep your votes coming in!
Kyo~