I forgot to mention in the first chapter the looking backs apply to characters that were around SINCE DW1 to DW4.
Characters since DW2
Wei: Zhang Liao and Xiahou Yuan
Zhang Liao: Master Xiahou Yuan, remember when we first debuted?
Xiahou Yuan: Yeah, Cao Cao and Dun were hugging me like crazy,I almost lost my breath.
Zhang Liao: Master Xiahou Dun did that? I know Cao Cao would do that, but...him?
Xiahou Yuan: When the party Cao Cao hosted for the us new characters ended, he hugged me as we were going home.
Zhang Liao just stood there with widened-eyes at the thought of the Xiahou Dun hugging someone.
Xiahou Yuan: Yeah, just..get that through in your head...heh.
Zhang Liao: Ok..got that through... So anything else you remember?
Xiahou Yuan: You going from Zhang Fei beard to Frenchie moustache,*laughs*
Zhang Liao: Ha..ha..and you showing off your belly in DW6.
Both laugh at the memories they exchanged until a question pops up.
Xiahou Yuan: Say, didn't someone else join DW2 with us?
Zhang Liao: Yes, it was Master Sima Yi.
Xiahou Yuan: I remember during the party, he was sitting in a corner until Cao Cao made him join by making him swallow 5 whole jars of wine.
Zhang Liao: Dear god, what happen then?
Xiahou Yuan: He started to puke uncontrollably and started to swing his sword at Cao Cao in a blind rage. He stopped suddenly and died there.
Zhang Liao: How is he still alive now? And-*whispers* does he remember?
Xiahou Yuan: Thanks to Koei's medical technology, he was back the next day, and oh yes he remembered. Anyone at that party knows what , Sima Yi looked like he was ready to kill the person who was going to mention what he did.
Zhang Liao: Why I have never saw that? Did anyone mention it to this day?
Xiahou Yuan: You passed out when you drinking with Dian Wei. And even if anyone were to mention that night, Sima Yi would have lopped off their heads faster than you can say,"damn." Now he doesn't carry a sword, but that whippy-thing. But I'm sure he'll come up behind you and snap your neck.
Zhang Liao: How are you staying calm about this?! He was already scary to begin with! Now I'm going to look behind me every time I see him!
Xiahou Yuan: *teasing* Scared, aren't ya? Besides, you don't talk to him anyway, so you're fine. And for me, killing me will get Cousin Dun angry and he'll have his head off faster than he can say,"imbecile."
Zhang Liao:I hope you're right...
Sima Yi: *appears suddenly*Did I hear my name coming from here?
Xiahou Yuan and Zhang Liao both jumped at the sound of his voice and said,"No! We were talking about-uh(damn it, what is one of his brothers' names again?)uh-Lang! Yeah,Lang!
Sima Yi: Oh,really? Care to tell me what have you been saying about him?
Zhang Liao: That he passed government exams when he was only 12!(yes,this is true)
Xiahou Yuan: He died when he refused medicine so his own men can take it!(also true)
Sima Yi: Well then, I shall leave you to your discussion.
He was about to leave until..
Sima Yi:*turning his head all the way to face the two, putting a rapey/scary face on, glowing purple,red eyes, and echos while talking) YOU MENTION THAT NIGHT AND OR ELSE WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING,I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T WAKE UP!
Yuan and Liao: GAAHHHHH! YES, MASTER YI!
Sima Yi: *turns normal and talks nicely* Good, I'll be seeing you at today's meeting.
The two just sat there, frozen in fear as they saw Sima Yi leave the room.
Jin/Wei: (you know who he is)
Sima Yi: I didn't know those two actually remembered what happened, but still I shut those two up.*massages neck*
Sima Yi walks to a nearby bush outside and kicks it hard.
Sima Yi: GET UP, YOU LAZY BAFOON!
Sima Zhao gets out of the bush, rubbing his butt.
Sima Zhao: OW, that was not needed! Just yell like you normally do and not kick me.
Sima Yi: Yelling would be a waste of breath, kicking you will certainly get the message across. Now lets go, you have some work to do.
Sima Zhao: Uhh..what a bother...
Sima Yi: Watch what you say,boy.
Sima Zhao: You're one to talk...you said that too.
Sima Yi: Since when? I don't remember being a brat.
Sima Zhao: Heh.. Brother, show him the clip.
Sima Shi walks out of nowhere,holding a remote, and pressing a button, which reveals a screen on a nearby wall.
Sima Yi:...Since when did we have this?
Sima Shi: Thanks to Yuanji being popular, we get better treatment, thus providing us with top-notch technology only available to us and Koei. The other kingdoms will get the tecnology...a lot later.I get a meatbun making robot, Zhao gets a bed with built-in massagers, Deng Ai gets something called Google Maps,Guo Huai gets iron lungs and a gun, and-
Sima Yi: Alright! I get it! Now what do you want to show me?
Shi presses a button.
*the cutscene from DW6 where you see Sima Yi riding some horses with some other guys plays, you know the first scene when you first start his story mode*
DW6 Yi:Ahh, this is a terrible bother.
*fast forward*
Peon: Master Sima! Watch what you say! Show some respect!
*fast forward*
DW6 Yi: Ahh, what a terrible bother this has turned out to be.
*end of clip*
Sima Yi:...
Sima Zhao: HA! You thought things were a bother back then! And you got told by that peon! I'm not looking so bad now,huh, Father?
Sima Yi: Grrr..*rubs his temple* Anyway...what do Chunhua and I get from Koei?
Sima Shi: You get a hat that shoots lasers,and...well..for Mother...you're looking at it...
Sima Zhao:Hey! Don't ignore me!
Sima Yi: What are you talking about?*sees Chunhua walking down the hall*
Sima Shi:...Do you remember the edit character for Mother from DW7 Empires?(the short woman that looked like a brown-haired Yuanji) Well...Koei...fixed her up...during the development for DW8...and what you are seeing is what the result was...
Sima Yi paused to think about DW7 Empires and looked at Chunhua. The realization made his eyes widen.
Sima Yi: So...that is...?
Sima Zhao: HEY!
Sima Shi: Yes, it is weird, but I'm sure you are enjoying that. I honestly want my wife to look like that.
Sima Yi: This is your mother we're talking about,right?
Sima Shi: If she wasn't my mother, I would marry her.
Sima Yi stared at Shi with a disgusted expression and mouthed the word "what?"
Sima Zhao snatches the remote out of Shi's hand and presses a button.
The screen displayed a clip of DW3 Sima Yi saying "A dike? Oh no!."
Sima Zhao: Hahahaha! *falls down laughing and plays back over and over*
Sima Shi: I have that on autotune and dubstep. Just press that button.
Sima Zhao: Really? *presses*
*autotuned clip plays*
Sima YI:*turning red* GIVE ME THAT!
Both men were pulling on the remote, pressing buttons as they fought. The screen went through multiple clips. Here is the list of the clips that were displayed.
-clips that featured Sima Yi's funny voice back in DW5
-that clip where he got shot with an arrow and he got cut and bled in DW2 or 3(I forgot)
-Sima Yi killing Cao Cao in Dw6
-a clip where Cao Cao and Cao Pi threw DW5 him out the window while he was sleeping
-a clip where it shows DW6 Sima Yi drawing a curly moustache on Cao Pi,Zhang He and Zhen Ji when they were sleeping
-a scene where Xiao Qiao taunts Sima Yi by saying "Its okay, start acting like a man!" (In DW3,I think, but yes,if you use XQ in that certain stage, she will say this.)
-Yi dropping boulders on Xiao Qiao with him saying:"Arrogant little girl,acting like she knoows everything."
-Yi getting chased by angry Zhou Yu and Da Qiao
-DW6 Yi sitting next to Cao Cao and Cao Pi during a meeting, the two taking hat-sized Pringles from the top of his hat
-a (censored) scene of drunk Yi puking at a party
-Yi drunk-dials Zhuge Liang,calls his wife a whore,hangs up
-Yi (drunk)sexually harassing the edit character for Zhang Chunhua
- DW4 Yi swearing(swears were bleeped) at Zhuge Liang
- Yi getting a pie in the face by Cao Pi
-Yi getting a pie in the face by Cao Cao
- dubstep version of "A dike? Oh no!"(I wish someone actually did this)
Sima Yi:(he got the remote) HOW MANY CLIPS YOU GOT OF ME, SHI?!
Sima Shi: Koei provided most of them, the dubstep one was mine.
Sima Zhao: You were certainly...interesting...I didn't know you sounded like Pang Tong, and I want the Pringles hat.
Sima Yi: *sigh* Oh wait...DON'T show these to your mother.
Sima Zhao and Shi: Now why not? We would love to see her reactions.*both smirking*
Sima Yi: NO. It will be difficult to explain most of them to her. Except the ones when I was drunk. (To be honest,I don't know HOW in what way she can react.)
Sima Yi leaves the room as Zhao plays more clips and Shi decides to show the clips to his mother anyway.
(Little note: I was having too much fun with this so the other kingdoms for DW2 is in the next chapter.)