DW2 characters continued.

Shu: Liu Bei,Huang Zhong, Ma Chao,Jiang Wei

*flashback to DW2*

The four new guys walk into a room. Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu,Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun all greeted them.

Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun: BROTHER!MY LORD! *big group hug*

Jiang Wei: *holds out arms to Zhuge Liang as he was waiting for a hug*PRIME MINISTER! Huh?

Zhuge Liang walked right past him and hugged Liu Bei instead.

Jiang Wei:*crying* Prime Minister...

Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: *emo corner* They just simply ignored us...*groan* I wish Wei Yan was here... I wish Ma Dai were here...

*end flashback*

Zhuge Liang:*angry, but trying to hold it in*

Liu Bei and Jiang Wei: BENEVIOLENCEblahblahblahBENEVIOLENCEblahblahBENEVIOLENCEMOREBENEVIOLENCE

Guan Yu,Zhao Yun, and Zhang Fei:MYLORDBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERMYLORDMYLORDBROTHERMYLORDBROTHER

Ma Chao:JUUUUUUSSSSSTTTIIICCCEJJJUUUUUUSSSTTIIICCCE

Zhuge Liang:(I rather listen to Sima Yi say"imbeclile" over and over. At least he takes a breather. These guys just keep on going.)

*Scene change*

Sima Yi:*sleeping*...achoo...*opens eyes* Wait, what?

Wu:Sun Jian,Sun Quan,Lu Meng,Gan Ning

When news of the new Suns spread, Cao Cao was having a fit.

Cao Cao: First Liu Bei,now the Suns! Who else is coming?!

Xiahou Dun: They haven't annouced it yet...

Cao Cao bashes his head into the wall in anger.

Sima Yi: At least Sun Ce not here.(yet)

Cao Cao: You're right...But that doesn't do much. Sun Quan is the one that rules Wu anyway.*continues banging head*

Xiahou Dun and Sima Yi: *sigh*

Back at Wu

SSX:Father!Brother!*group hug*

Sun Jian: How is my little girl doing?

Sun Quan: I hope you are well,my sister.

SSX: What is with that ugly beard? You look older than Father!

Sun Quan: Oh this? These guys(Koei executives) went up to me and said I must wear this.

Sun Jian: My boy,this is you becoming a man...

Sun Quan: I'm only 16!

Sun Jian: So you are an early bloomer...

SSX: EWWWW! Stop talking!

Somewhere else in Wu

Zhou Yu:Brace yourself, Lu Xun.

Lu Xun: Why?

Zhou Yu:Two words:GAN NING. Oh, and Lu Meng's coming.

Lu Xun: THANK THE HEAVENS! Lu Meng will provide some balance to that psycho!

Lu Meng walks in holding an unconscious Gan Ning.

Lu Meng:Lu Xun, Master Zhou Yu. *bows*

Zhou Yu: Is he okay?(I don't want him to wake up!)

Lu Meng: I gave this boy some wine mixed with some special herbs. He will be awake after...maybe 8 hours or so?

Lu xun and Zhou Yu:(THANK THE HEAVENS!)

Lu Meng tossed the body on the floor and sat at the table Lu Xun and Zhou Yu were sitting at.

Lu Xun: (Honestly, what is he wearing? He looks like he walked out of Sun Quan's closet.)

Zhou Yu: (What is up with his hair? Ponytails don't suit him.)

Zhou Yu: Master Lu Meng, what is Gan Ning wearing? He looks like a 70's reject.

Lu Meng: He was wearing nothing, so I told him to put on some clothes. He grabbed the nearest things he could wear.

Lu xun and Zhou Yu:(Certainly better than him running nude.)

The three enjoyed talking to each other for the rest of the day.

Taishi Ci:*emo corner* Ignored again...*sniffle*

Other: Dong Zhou, Yuan Shao,Zhang Jiao

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!,"echoed across Luoyang.

Cao Cao is banging his head harder as Zhang Liao, Dian Wei,Xiahou Yuan,Xiahou Dun,and Xu Chu all tried to restrain him.

Cao Cao:This day DID get worse! Liu Bei,Suns,and now THEM!

Sima Yi: I don't understand what you fussing about. They are just fools that just made their coffins when they did what they did.

Cao Cao: I don't expect you understand! You were in diapers when all this stuff happened!

Sima Yi: Oh please, you had no trouble dealing with those three.

Cao Cao: The rebellion was a piece of cake, but I almost died multiple times during the Dong Zhou nonsense! And I barely won Guan Du!

Sima Yi: And here you are, complaining.

Cao Cao: I would LOVE to see you how would you do during those times!

Sima Yi: I was ten!(about) I barely escaped after Luoyang was burned down by that fat bastard!

The two continued to argue as the generals just stood and got some snacks and were enjoying the heated debate.

Somewhere

Dong Zhou started his reign of terror,Zhang Jiao starts to preach the Way of Peace, and Yuan Shao was being Yuan Shao.

Cao Cao:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Sun Jian: *sigh*

Liu Bei:Umm...how do you do a Musou? *swings sword weakly*