Chapter 3: oh god not that

GOVERNMENT HQ- may 18

It was morning in the quiet working office building in the the center of new port city. As the men and women were doing there work in peace, there boss lucy came threw the glass doors to the front desk.

A receptionist saw her and greeted her kindly.

"hello ms. Lucy. Wonderful day that we are having" she finished with a smile.

Lucy only twitched at the word "wonderful", she was never really a morning person nor was she ever going to be. She only huffed at her as she then rested her hand down on the front desk showing off her gold engraved bracelet with black words in the center of it saying " to our loving daughter lucifer". She glanced at the word lucifer as she then remembered her young baby brother Clayton had asked the jeweler to put it in there when she got it for her 16th birthday, she smiled at it as she was exactly what it said she was and she would never change that.

Lucy was out of her train of thought when the receptionist pulled up her name and nodded for her to go inside so she could start her day. As Lucy started to walk past her she grinned as she saw the elevator and stepped inside and hit the 50th floor button as the doors then started to close.

While she was inside the quiet elevator she then pulled up her purple sleeve on her left arm to revile a bunch of names crossed out in black ink, this was know by her family as lucy's bad luck boyfriend list. Every time she tried to date a man she would always drive them away with her personality, as she loved to see other people suffer and cause chaos wherever she went. This made the local boys shun her and never want to be near her, this also made the other girl's make rumors about her saying that she was " not normal" or a "monster".

The boys that avoided her when she was young she didn't care about it that much as she always loved to pick on her little brother for fun when they were young, as for the rumors from the girls she grinned and enjoyed being called what they called her. As It only made her smile more in a very dark way, this made everyone worry except her parents as they saw her as a "child falling into the darkness that could never be brought into the light". She didn't care if her parents loved her or not or even if they were happy about being the chief of one the most powerful governments in the world as long as she could cause war and chaos that was all that mattered to her.

As the elevator dinged to the 50th floor Lucy waited for the doors to open up, as they did she saw the same three men from last week in the war room, Lucy growled at them as she walked out of the elevator and into a wide oval office with glass windows, a japanse setting, a huge painting of discord on the left hand side doing an uncle sam pose, and a desk in the center of the room with an engraving of gold bold letters on front of it saying "I run this bitch", and a greatsword on the side of the desk.

As she walked passed the men and over to her desk she then sat in her seat and kicked her legs up ontop of the desk and pointed to the elevator in the oval room. "now boys if you don't mind for now. I would like for the three of you to get the fuck out of here And let me think!. And don't even bother calling me because I will call you back up here when I need one of you. Now get!" she said in the most vile tone as the three men did as she asked and left into the elevator.

As she was all alone she then sighed and looked a photo of discord and smiled at it. "ugh...why can't you be here next to me right now? You would make me feel so happy if I could just see you right now" she said as she then placed her finger on the photo and smiled darkly as she then bit her lip, "mmm...oh just think of all the chaotic things we could do together. Just you and me" she whispered in a sexual tone that made her lick her lips. as she was admireing the photo, a camera inside the photo of discord was watching her act the way she did.

On the other side of it was discord listening to every single word that she had said as he smiled bitting his lion thumb at her words, "well well. It looks like someone has the hots for little old me" he said making a small blush on his face appear, he then sighed in frustration "oh how long must I wait to meet this human? It is already clear that she is in love with old discord" he said with pride in his voice.

"that is because we don't want you to mess up my lord" said a man from the other side of the room, "we do want you to become her love interest, but only when the time is right". Soon two other shadows came out of the darkness and into the dim light reviling one dark blue alicorn and a white alicorn with a clock over his body. Discord turned to the two with a frown, "and how long will this take?" he said. The man then walked out from the shadows and transformed his body into his black alicorn form. "we will let you show yourself tomorrow my lord. But you need be presentable to her.

Discord then raised his eyebrow at him "and how do I do that vanish?" he asked him.

Vanish then made his black horn glow and made a silver ring appear, "by wearing this ring. You shall look just like a human. And It will only wear off if you take off the ring at anytime" he said as he then levitated the ring to his master. Discord looked at the ring with glee as he then placed the ring on his eagle hand with his lion hand, as he slipped it on his whole body then started to change in a flash of green light.

As the green light disappeared the three alicorns smiled at there masters new appearance the dark blue alicorn then levitated a mirror in from the wall and in front of discord. He spoke "well my lord. What do you think?" he asked him, discord looked into the mirror and saw that he had looked like, he had a buzz cut head, a white goatee, sweat pants, and a short sleeved red shirt on. Discord started posing in the mirror like a model, "this new form is not all that bad" he said as he kept posing "wait?. Can I still use my powers in this form black haze?" he asked him.

Black haze simply nodded at him as he took the mirror out of discord's view, as discord then looked back up at the large screen and chuckled a bit. "well. It looks like we can start to play the dating game!" he shouted.

COREY AND MAX's HOUSE

Max and Corey were asleep in there beds soundly. As Corey turned over to his right side his hand felt something...smooth, it was then he opened his eyes to see a sleeping rarity in his bed smiling. Corey blinked "how did she get into my bed without me knowing" he thought to himself, as he pondered this he then slowly got up and looked at his brother to see him in his bed and twilight at the foot of his bed. Corey could not help it but "dawww" at the seance that he saw making the two wake up.

As max and twilight got up they looked at each other and into one another's eyes, as they then both turned away hiding there blush. As twilight hopped out of max's bed max then cracked his neck and looked at his brother as he got out of the bed. "hey Corey" he said still sleepy.

"hey max"

Max then looked at rarity in his bed and looked back at him then back at rarity then at Corey.

"dude!"

"what?"

"please tell me that you didn't?"

"didn't do what?"

Max then pointed to rarity in his bed as Corey then looked to what max was pointing at, then turned back at max with a glare.

"dude! Why would I even think about doing that! That's sick!" said to him. "well Corey she IS in your bed with you. So maybe you did and maybe you didn't I don't know. But if so please take it somewhere else next time" max said as he crossed his arms.

Corey was about to protest until rarity started to wake up "ah good morning everypony. How did you all sleep?" rarity said as she then got out of Corey's bed and walked out of the bedroom and into the bathroom to freshen up thankfully there old man was gone.

Corey and max looked at each other and walked downstairs to the kitchen as twilight came out of the room and followed them downstairs. "what are you guys going to make for breakfast?" she asked them, the boys then turned to her and said in unison "waffles". Twilight then smiled as she then sat in the chair in the kitchen table and watched them cook, as she then heard a door close upstairs and turned to see rarity walk down the steps.

Rarity walked into the kitchen and sat in the chair next to twilight, "so darling. What is the agenda for today?" she said to her. Twilight then placed a hoof on her chin "well the first thing to do is tell everypony why we are here" she said to her as a plate of waffles was set in front of them.

Max then spoke "here you two go eat up" he said to them as he then sat next to twilight's left side on the kitchen table. She looked at the waffles and saw some syrup and butter on them, "wow these look yummy. Thank you max and corey" she said as she Took a bite at them. The boys nodded as Corey went to get the mail, as he looked on the coffee table he noticed a letter with the words "my star pupil" on the front of it.

"huh?" Corey said as he picked it up and looked at twilight "hey twilight" Corey said to her as she whipped her mouth with a napkin using her magic. "yes corey?" she said as she looked at him, he then waved the letter in his hands "it looks like you have some mail for you". She then looked confused as she then levitated the letter out of Corey's hand and opened it to see that the letter was from princess celestia.

"it's from the princess" she said as they all then walked up and stood behind twilight, "what does it say darling?" rarity asked her. Twilight then cleared her throat as she read the letter aloud:

Dear, twilight sparkle
I have sent you this letter to see if you have interacted with any of the humans on earth. I have also come to inform you about a very sort of embarrassing little thing, it seems that when I sent you down on the planet I guess I may sent you near the start of mating season. I'm very sorry for sending you without looking at the date, I hope that you find a certain somepony or someone in this case that you can find to help you with your "upcoming urges". Again I am truly sorry about this and hope that you are able to take care of it as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
Princess celestia

Everyone just stood there silent with blank looks on there faces. Twilight then decided to break the silence, "m-mating season is coming soon". Max then gulped at the thought "oh mother of god" he said with a bleak expression on his face.