Chapter 6: hang out and a date with chaos

"come on dashie. You don't want to be late for your little date with our son do you?" clayton's mother said yelling from downstairs. "I will be down in a minute and it's not a date were just gonna go into the city" she said back to his mother, who then looked at her son who was wearing black boots, a death sentence shirt, his lady luck hoodie, his Yamato katana on his back, and his black kamina sunglasses.

As he stood near the door leaning on the wall he and his family then heard footsteps coming downstairs, as clayton looked at the end of the steps he saw rainbow dash wearing the clothes that he gave her. She had on the blue jeans, the black tank top, and the wonderbolts hoodie that fitted her perfectly.

His father clapped at her "well look who we have here. Our wonderful future daughter in law and our wonderful son together. You could not ask for a better couple" he said with a wink that made her blush and look at Clayton who was also blushing as she then walked over to his side. His mother then stopped them just as Clayton turned the door knob, "oh by the way you two. Be sure to be carful in the city ok" she said to them as Clayton turned around to face her.

"of course you guys. Just who the hay do you think I am" he said as they then ran out the door as rainbow dash shut the door with her foot as the two ran to the chopper, clayton's parents smiled at them when they left knowing what Clayton said was true. That was clayton's made up quote since the day that he became a brony ever since he became hooked to the show he had always heard some of the ponies say "what the hay" all the time, he though that was lame and decided that from now on to make his own as his own catchphrase and thus "just who the hay do you think I am" was born.

The two drove down a Highway just a few miles away from the city. As they were driving Clayton called up his friends and told them that it worked and that they all should do it as well because they are gonna be invited to a family brony dinner tonight. As soon as he was done arranging the time and put his phone in his pocket, he felt rainbow dash's hands increase there tightness on his waist as he then felt her head on his back as he drove into the city. "I can tell for a fact that she doesn't wanna lose me in her life" he thought as he then parked near a sidewalk, "and I don't wanna lose her".

As they got off the chopper and walked onto the sidewalk rainbow dash as in awe at the large buildings and humans in new port city, she almost wanted to fly up high in the sky to get a better view but since she was in human form the bracelets sealed off there wings and horns as not to cause a seance. Little did they know that as they were walking they did not notice discord in human form walk right into them causing Clayton and discord to fall on the ground backwards.

Clayton got up "oh sorry sir. I wasn't paying attention" he said as he held out his hand for the man, as discord grabbed for it as he pulled him up to his feet. "well things like that do happen I suppose. Besides it was only an accident and nothing more. But I do have a question. Do you a person by the name of lucy?", Clayton then raised an eyebrow "the only person that I know with that name is the person who owns that huge building over there down on Parker ave" he said as he pointed to his older sister's building, discord then smiled and looked at the young man.

"ah I see. Well thank you mister...umm...umm?" the teenager only then looked away from the man's face, "my name is not important" he said as he and rainbow dash then walked past him, as he looked at them walk away and into the hot topic. As he then turned around to walk he then bumped into another person this time being a woman in her mid twenties, he went down to her side "oh pardon me my lady. I really didn't loo-" he was cut off as the wan punched him to the cold hard ground as she then got up to her feet and glared at him.

"just who the hell do you think you are! Bumping into me! Do you even know who I am you worthless shit!" she shouted as a few body standers looked at her with ugly looks. She saw them and yelled at them "the fuck are you all looking at! Haven't you see the mighty lucy walking from her day off you ungrateful bastereds!. Hearing her name made discord stand right up and dust himself off, "ah you are Lucy. I have been looking for you" he said with a smirk, she turned to him as she cracked her neck and stared at him with a cold look on her face, "oh really for what dare I ask?" she said he then leaned up to her face making her do something that she hadn't done in a very long time: blush.

"so...you want to go out with me huh? Do you really wanna do that?" she said with a dark smile. He smiled "yes I would ms. Lucy" discord said, with a smirk. She then pulled out a piece of paper and wrote down her address and gave it to him, "don't be late" she said as she walked past him and turned at the edge of the conner. He then walked down the street grinning to himself as he got the girl of his chaotic dreams.

As the two walked into the store rainbow dash was in awe at all the clothes in the store. "wow this is so cool!" she said as she walked around the store, as clayton watched her pick out some clothes that she was going to go try on he heard a scream outside.

"HELP ME!"

He then ran out of the store and looked around to hear the yells, as rainbow dash came outside next to him.

"Clayton what's wrong?" she asked him in a concerned tone.

"I heard someone call for help and I'm trying to pinpoint the noise" he told her.

They then heard another scream.

"SOMEPONY HELP!"

Hearing the word "somepony" made Clayton track the yell and run down the street, as they ran then turned and stopped to see in a alley were three thugs with guns and a girl who had on a dark blue outfit on with a moon crescent in the center of it.

One of the men then grabbed at her making her pull away from him and making half her dress come down from her shoulder, the other two men then grinned at the sight as they started to get closer to the female as she started to sob.

This act alone made Clayton rage to the teeth with ultimate rage as he then balled up his fist as walked at the men as rainbow dash just followed him. As the two got close to the attackers Clayton kicked down a trash can to make sure to let them know that they were not alone. One of the men who Clayton already knew all to well snarled and spited at the ground.

"oh great it's the katana wielding freak. And look he' got a rainbow haired whore with him" the two men's friends then laughed at his joke mocking rainbow dash who then with lightning speed then tackled the two men's friends and knocked them out, the leader then walked out of the dark reviling himself. It was Richard who now was wearing an eye patch on his left eye.

"ah Richard what a very ungrateful surprise" Clayton said with a hint of rage in his voice.

"get out of here you fucking freak. You have already caused me enough shit with me losing my fucking eye last time! Now get out of here I was about show this girl a good time until you fucked it up with your damn ugly ass being in someone else's shit!".

That was the drive that Clayton needed as he then ran at him and slammed him into the wall breaking his nose, he then turned to the girl as he held out his hand for her. "you ok?" he asked her, she nodded but soon went into fear again as she pointed behind him "look out!" she told Clayton as he turned to see a pissed and nose bleeding richard, "ahhh! You little fucking jackass! Your so dead for breaking my nose!" he said as he then fired his handgun at Clayton.

He dogged a few of the bullets until one of them went threw his side, as he gritted his teeth in pain and saw Richard charge at him with a switchblade. Rainbow dash then put her foot out in front of Richard and made him trip over her foot losing his balance and falling at Clayton and the girl, Clayton then pulled out his Yamato katana and did a golfer like stance as richard was coming down to the ground as he then swung his arms up making the blade come into contact with his face making a very large scar in the center.

He then held his face in agonizing pain, as he was stunned the two helped the girl up as Clayton picked her up bridle style making her smile a small bit as they ran out of the alley. As the three ran back to the chopper he puck the girl down on her feet and looked at her as rainbow dash then started to speak.

"hey are you ok? I hope that big guy didn't do anything to you" she asked her as the girl shook her head as she looked at her heroes, "n-no they didn't do anything to me. I seem to be ok" she said "oh were are my manners. My name is princess Luna. And to who do I thank to my fellow saviors?" she said to them. Rainbow dash then saw the moon crescent on her dress and already knew who it was as Clayton rubbed his head in confusion, "p-princess Luna! Wha-what are you doing here? I thought that you were with your sister?" she said to her.

"I was but I wanted to see the new planet that my older sister was studying. It looked so wonderful so I decided to go and take a look. But I ended up getting lost and those humans tried to hurt me until you two showed up" she said smiling at them as she then noticed that Clayton was bleeding.

She gasped "oh no! Your hurt!" she said to him pointing at the red spot on his shirt, Clayton looked down at the spot "oh man. Well it looks like I am" he said. "note to self cut richard's face again for hurting me" he thought as he saw rainbow dash with a worried look on her face, "Clayton" she said in a upset tone.

Clayton only placed his hand on her shoulder "I'm fine. It's not that bad I'm a fast healer. Trust me on this dashie" he said to her giving her a wink which made her then burry her face into his chest to hide her blush.

Luna then tapped his shoulder as he then turned to her face, as he stared at her Luna then started to smile more at him. "umm Clayton was it?" she asked him, "yes?" he said said to her. "thank you for saving me today. You and rainbow dash" she said with a big smile as she then leaned up to his cheek and kissed him, rainbow saw this and got hot quick as she then pulled Clayton into a passionate kiss, as she broke the kiss she laid her head on the side of his chest.

"sorry princess Luna. But clayton is already mine. Sorry" she said with pride in her voice as she "claimed" him. Luna pouted and turned away from them, "oh no fair! Why couldn't I have ran into him first! That is so not fair!" she thought, as the sun was starting.

"well we better be getting home dashie" Clayton said "we have a family dinner to get to".

Rainbow dash nodded at the thought and the two then got on the chopper. As Clayton started it up he looked a luna, "hey Luna" he said making her look at him "if you want you can come to my house and stay there if you want until you get picked up" Luna did not even hesitate to say no as she then got in front of Clayton and held onto him like her life depended on it as they then started to drive home.

Meanwhile richard was still in the alley still holding his face. As he got to his feet he saw a man in an all black suit stand before him, "what do you want?" he asked the man.

The man only chuckled as he then pulled out a long suitcase, as he then opened it showing a red bladed spear on a silver pole with the word "firelance" above it. "I want to give you power my friend. The power to get even with your enemies.

Richard then smiled darkly "tell me who you are and I will join" he said with greed in his eyes over the weapon, the man smiled at him "why you can call me vanish".