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Zane was trying to teach his class the Periodic table, though his strategy seemed to be failing. Desperate, Zane searched his database for something that might work. He noticed two songs, one seemed a bit too fast for the… Children, though he noticed a second song that said it was updated and went in order by the atomic number. It went much slower and seemed more practical. Deciding to use the song, he put it up on the projector. "So what else do have in mind for us? Science is boring," a child complained, drawing out the 'o,'" and I want to play video games." The child whined. Zane did not reply and let the song play.
There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air
All children's heads seemed to perk up, specifically the kid who was complaining. Zane nearly smirked, but held in his small pride.
With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times
All kids were intently paying attention. He noticed one girl in the corner seem to sing to it and take out the specific elements out of her bag. It scared Zane, how could she fit that in her bag?
Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
Now the girl seemed to dance slightly to it while the rest smiling at what they were seeing, which pleased Zane slightly.
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react agressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
A replica of the Titanium atom now was sitting on her desk, moving everything slowly in the way an atom should. Zane gaped slightly, where is she getting this from?
Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic
Now her area was filled with the different types of elements so far, including radioactive elements inside protective containers.
Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
The girl was smiling with much excitement, though Zane didn't know what she was excited about. Possibly killing off her friends with radiation poisoning or just because of the song.
Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
Zane was now walking back towards where his desk was, eyes wide with fear. He knew that Kai compared children to devils or demons, though he didn't think that the accusations could be somewhat true!
Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
The girl was now jumping around her containers, placing down more as the song progressed. Zane wanted to get rid of it, but he knew that if he did, he could possibly kill everyone else in this building. This is not good, not even remotely near such a term!
Neodymium's next too
Promethium, then 62's
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium
The girl now was seeming to fly all around her crowded area, everything put into a complicated pattern, in which Zane couldn't identify yet.
Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
The other children near her started to finally notice and looked at her in wonder, while seeing her place everything down and sinning to the song.
Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium then Actinides at 89
Now everyone was looking at her, some impresses and others scared for their life but unable to move. Oh, if only Zane could do something!
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react agressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
The chorus repeated while the girl now took that time to grab her bag, grabbing into it. She seemed to be searching for specific items.
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Unimaginably quick for a human, she placed things down one by one faster than I ever thought possible! All the kids seemed a bit frightened now.
Ununtrium, Flerovium
Ununpentium, Livermorium
Ununseptium, Ununoctium
And then we're done!
The girl finished her tirade with panting breaths. "The whole periodic table of elements substances! Don't worry about radiation and such, that was already taken care of long ago!" I now fully gaped at her. How do you even have that, or even fit that into your bag?" I nearly yelled in disbelief. "Dimensionally transcendental. Time travel does come in handy, along with a manual." She replied casually. The students were now impressed, gawking over her.
Oh, how was I supposed to explain this!
So yeah, I kind of got addicted to this song and the song 'SCIENCE Wars' done by AsapScience. So, that is why you got this long chapter! Anyways, Ninja Pony is always ready to talk to you if you need! Her Gmail is in the comments. I hope you liked this!
Disclaimer: I do not own Ninjago, nor the OC's sent to me. I only own "The Author." DON'T SUE ME PLEASE!
I also do not own the 'New Periodic Table Song' That belongs to AsapScience.
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