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A/N: Hey all. Jitterwhack here, updating again. This chapter isn't as long as the most. I'd say only seven pages. I see those polls going. Looking forward to what you guys want to see first.

Chapeter 8: Cop out

Being a detective is ten percent field-work, and ninety percent paperwork. Luckily, that's what Scarlet. Neptune, and Sage are for. At least, to Sun that is. Sadly, it doesn't help that his CO keeps hounding him for every small mistake.

"Wukong! I have had it!" shouted said CO. If Sun wasn't taken by Coco, he would be strapped to his CO's leg cause she was a MILF. "I can tell that your team have been doing your paperwork for you. Now you can either do it yourself, or I will personally strap you to a chair."

Like Sun thought, if he wasn't with Coco, he would be all over his CO.

"But I was following the escort team to drop the perp off to his cell!" Sun explained.

"Don't give me that as an excuse." She rebutted. "Besides not doing your paperwork, you failed to recite their Miranda Rights!"

"I did say their rights!" he argued.

"Really?" She said sarcastically. Taking out her scroll, she flips it to a clip on observation officer recorded.

Video

Sun was currently cuffing a guy while giving a thumbs up to the camera.

"You have the right to stay the f**k down and shut up! I dare you to say something we'll use against you. You can call any attorney you want cuz they won't matter! And if you don't have one, we'll give you one. And if it's Jenkins, I'll kill ya! You understand that?"

End video

"…I was just showing off to the camera. I told him his real Miranda Rights on the drive to the holding." Sun said.

"And that's your problem Wukong!" she exclaimed. "You're too much of a show-off when you know people are watching."

"I… no…you got me there." Sun admitted.

"You're a great guy Sun." she said concerned. "I know you're a smart guy under all that bravado. So don't waste your potential messing things up on purpose."

"Wow." Sun said sadly. "That's kind of the first time you've complimented me. Thanks."

"Just get out of my office and do your damn paperwork." She said pointing him to the door.

Leaving her office, Sun had to contemplate what she told him. He knew he could be a show-off sometimes, but did it really look like he was messing up on purpose? Is that why his team doesn't respect him that much?

Going to his desk, which was next to Neptune's, he saw his partner filing a few papers.

"…Hey Nep." Sun started. "Do I really look like I mess things up on purpose?"

Stopping what he was doing, Neptune a folder down. "You really want the truth?"

"Lay it on me. Don't hold back."

"Yes. If I didn't know you any better, I'd think you were screwing up on purpose." He said bluntly. "BUT, I do know you. So I know that you don't really mean to screw things up. You just get overconfident to the point you make a mistake."

"…Damn." After a few seconds Sun stood up. "Well no more. I will be an epitome of professionalism that all aspiring Junior Detectives will look up to. No more showboating, no more losing focus, and no more- ooh! A message from Blake!"

Opening his scroll, Sun read the message aloud. "Hey Sun. I need you to do me a solid. Yang is currently pissed off beyond relief, and I need you to help me stop her from rampaging all over Vale from killing this one goon that escaped thanks to her. PS: Coco got caught in the crossfire trying to help me. Sorry about that. She's okay, but now her and Weiss are now targets."

"We're on the case!" Sun exclaimed, hopping on the table.

"Are we really doing this, bro?" Neptune asked tiredly. "What happened to being less reckless? And it's not really a case. It sounds more like a crowd control."

"Shut up nerd!" Sun said. "Besides, our girlfriends are now in trouble. It's a mission."

"Blake blatantly told you that it was a solid! I don't see it as anything but a favor now." The bluenette argued.

"I know we're probably going into our deaths, but that's what we get for hanging with Blake. We just keep getting into trouble with her around." Sun blamed.

"…I'll get my weapon." Neptune groaned.

"And I'll get serious!" Sun said, getting off the table.

In downtown Vale

"C'mon Sun. Where the hell are you?" Blake said while trying to follow Yang's path of destruction.

It was a catastrophe. She'd get Glynda-Jaune, but he was currently somewhere off with his magenta eyed friend doing who knows what, and the real Goodwitch was on a two week vacation.

"Eat this you b***h!" Coco shouted through gunfire. How did she get into this mess.

Flashback

"Hey Coco. Mind doing me a solid?" Blake asked after knocking on her door.

End Flashback

Oh, right. Blake asked her to do a solid. She didn't know how 'teaching someone some manners' equaled to tying up some goon and interrogating him by force. She really thought they'd be smacking a guy for doing something racist knowing Blake.

"Blake! Help us out." Weiss pleaded through smoke and mist.

"No time for that!" Blake said as she continued to try and contact Sun one more time. Before she could press the call button, two figures jumped on top of Yang.

"SNEAK ATTACK!" Sun shouted after pushing Yang down locking her arms with his knees. Still holding her down, Sun looked up to greet his girlfriend. "Hey hot mawma."

Giggling at his antic, Coco waved at him after dusting her beret. "You goof."

"Sun." Neptune called.

"So I have some free time on Friday. Wanna go to the amusement park?" Sun continued, ignoring his partner calling him.

"Sun!" Neptune called urgently.

"Jaune and Ruby said theres a new attraction that opened up."

"SUN!"

"What bro? I still have her pinned. You're interrupting m- oh." While following the bluenettes finger pointing down to Yang, sun saw his hands were pushing hard on her front bumpers.

"Baby no! It's not what you think!" Sun yelled in a jumping off Yang.

"YOU IDIOT!" Weiss, Neptune, and Blake shouted.

Getting off the ground, Yang glared heavily at Sun and growled.

"You wanna go?" Sun challenged. His voice faltered a bit as he this.

Grabbing a car, Yang lifted it over her shoulders. "You ready to catch a ride monkey boy?"

"How's about you have a ride on my fist!" Sun shouted back, moving away from his friends to save them from being targets.

"…Wow. You wanna rephrase that?" Neptune said a few feet away from him.

"Nope. I'm gonna kick her ass." He said angrily.

"And how do you plan on beating her?" Weiss shouted. "She's extremely pissed off now."

"F**k you. That's how." Sun said plainly. He was tired of Yang's sh*t and he had a girlfriend to go and talk to. "This beatdown has been coming a long time now Yang! You've just given me a reason."

As the two charged, with Yang still holding the car over her head, they didn't notice a shadow drop down next to Neptune. The shadow shot Yang four times with a dart gun causing her to drop the car, calm down, and fall at Sun's feet. Looking at who shot her, Sun and Neptune were surprised to see their chief.

"CHIEF!" Both men saluted. Ignoring them, the chief hoisted Yang over her shoulder in a fireman carry. She then proceeded to walk towards Sun.

"…" She sighed in disappointment. "I'm not going to expect you to change in a day. That would be asking too much."

"…um, you're being really understanding about this." Sun said unsure.

"You're not the first hair-pullers I had under me." She said. "…In other news, a few security footage showed her chasing a convict that was headed to the ports. Think you can intercept him?"

"The Junior Detectives always get their guy." Sun said to his commanding officer.

"That's good to hear. Because you'll be reporting to me the whole time you two are out chasing him." She said with a smile.

"By the way, those three are coming with me for questioning. I understand the one with shades is your girlfriend and the other with the bow is an ex? We'll have so much to talk about." Sun could practically hear the hidden message. 'We're gonna share juicy blackmail fuel about you.'

"No! No! No! No! NO! NO! NOOOOOO! " Sun whimpered, as Neptune dragged him off to the ports. "Call me."

At the port

Staking out was going slow. Neptune and Sun were currently on a container looking for their guy. While Sun was bashing his head in, Neptune was having the time of his life. The reason was because they were on a group chat with the others in the office and were sharing stories to Coco of embarrassing events that happened to Sun.

"Oh! Oh! Tell him about the time he took a whole Griff-ball team. At the same time."

"DAMMIT JENKINS!" Sun yelled.

"How about the time he got stuck in the restroom with no TP and had to use his whole shirt to-"

"FINISH THAT SENTENCE REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" Sun threatened.

"I should probably tell you guys of the time when we were out in a gaming expo, Sun started stalking this one chick cosplaying as-" Before Neptune could finish, Sun tackled him off the container.

"THAT STORY WILL NEVER BE RETOLD!" Sun shouted while they fell. They left the scroll on with the call still ongoing.

In the office

"You think they're okay?" Weiss asked an officer.

"Oh yeah. They're fine. This is just Wednesday for us." Jenkins assured.

"It looks like they left the call ongoing. Should we hang-up?" Blake asked the chief.

"No need. The audio is perfect so we can still hear what they have to say." She explained. After hearing a scuffle of the two friends with Neptune laughing most of the time, it ended after three minutes when things got serious.

Neptune: Sun. I just so the perp. He went behind that crate.

Sun: For real? Come on. …You got my back, right?

Neptune: Yeah.

After a few sounds of silence, they heard a few gears shifting, gunfire and sounds of someone getting smacked around.

Neptune: Sun! Help! This guy is giving me a real pounding.

Sun: I'm coming bro! Quick, grab my staff!

After more sounds of smacks and groans, it all ended in sounds of panting.

Back at the port

Both men were panting while cuffing the guy.

"Man! This guy sure went down easy." Sun breathed out.

"Yeah. He really took it hard in the back." Neptune said while inspecting the area where Sun dropkicked him.

"Maybe it was too easy since we double teamed him." Sun thought.

"Yeah. He looks like the type that can only handle one at a time." His friend commented. "Anyways, we have him cuffed. So lets get going."

"Yeah." Wiping his brow. "Oh wait. I forgot the scroll."

Jumping on the container to grab his scroll, Sun was confused to hear the whole office laughing. Shrugging it decided to report. "Hey chief. We caught the guy. We'll be giving him his rights on the ride there. Like I said: The Junior Detectives always get their guy."

"Erhm! Yeah!" Chief said with a few laughs. "Pfft. You guys… you guys sure do! Hahahahaaaha! This is your chief… this is your chief signing off- hahahaaa-"

Three days later, Blake sent a story idea to the Ninjas of Love author about a story of a monkey ninja falling in love with the god of the sea. She got an approval and some alimony.

Coco had some juicy blackmail material on her boyfriend, but decided not to use it. All in all, it wasn't worth using. But she did ask him the full details on most of them just for laughs when it came to their weekly Leaders Time with Ruby and Jaune.

END

Omake:

"So what do you think Ren?" asked a blonde knight as he and his green clad friend were sitting in a coffee shop.

"I'm having a hard time picking Jaune." Ren said. "The story lines are really good, and I'm sure our friends would approve their roles when we show the casting, but they're that good that I don't know what to pick."

"I'm having the same trouble too." Jaune said while propping his chin on one hand. "I mean Princess Beowulf has the most action, but after Grimm Eater, I almost want something with a romance that sticks. Sun's Moving Castle is magical and romantic, but there's the fantasy of Dusted Away. We'd have a lot of CGs and voice acting to do though. But 'Faunus King and Hero' has action, a love triangle, and a romance that's exciting."

Sighing, both men decided to think it through more. "Maybe we can ask the others which they think would be better to do."

"Jaune." Ren said with determination. "I wanna do all of them."

"…What?" he said dumbly. "Are you sure?"

"Positive." Ren said firmly.

"So if we're doing all of them, which one will go first?" He asked.

"…We'll think about it for three days. By then, we'll have an order of what goes first and next." Ren said sipping his mint coffee.

END

A/N: If you can spot the TFS references in there… you are a great fan. I noticed that most of my stories had Jaune or Ruby in it. This is just a day when they aren't involved too much. And the make with Ren and Jaune …you voters will be the ones to choose what's the Next Time On: Those Days.