Alright the last chapter! I wish you all a merry Christmas! Hope you enjoy.

X-Mas

"Now, we're not expecting lord Megatron for 4 hours, and we can't waste time! It is December 25th, and it's Christmas, so let's get in the Christmas spirit!" Starscream said with glee. He always wanted to celebrate Christmas ever since he got to earth. Well, ever since he found out about it. He just was so dazzled by the lights!

"We will start out with a talent show," Starscream said, his optics twinkling. While Starscream was just so gosh darn happy, the rest of the Decepticons just didn't share the same enthusiasm. Like, sure they sang Deck the halls, but that was different! When they were singing, they were doing it because they wanted to, but this was like being held against their will.

Not fair.

Knock Out let out a sigh as he looked around. It was freezing, and he couldn't go back inside the ship, thanks to Starscream's orders. They were on the Nemesis deck, but earth is always so cold. Why couldn't they put the ship right over Miami or even Texas? Texas still gets snow, but not that much! Nope, they had to be parked right over California's snowy mountains while it was snowing! To quote Starscream, 'To get in the Christmas spirit!'

Knock Out pouted and crossed his arms. "I hate this planet," he grumbled.

"Cheer up, Knock Out," Breakdown said. "If we're suffering, at least we're dragging you with us."

"And how is that supposed to make me cheer up?" the red Con demanded.

His partner shrugged. "I dunno." But he had to admit, this was going to be fun! Unlike the medic, he was looking forward to this.

Starscream made a stage within 2 minutes(102 seconds) which, to the rest, was impossible. The seeker summed it up to his awesomeness, something, in his opinion, Megatron never had given for possessing. "Alright, now we will start with the show!"

Starscream stepped on stage, and the beat of the music started to play.

"I don't want a lot for Christmas," Starscream sang, in a poor attempt to mimic the singer's voice. "There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you, YEAH!" The music played as Starscream was dancing to it. All the Vehicons decided they liked the song and hopped up on stage and started performing the kickline behind Starscream.

"Come on Knock Out! Join in!" Starscream yelled as he swayed his hips, to the horror of everyone.

Breakdown decided the song was catchy, so he walked up on stage and danced beside Starscream, waving his arms in a clumsy groove.

Knock Out choked. "I'll show them how it's done," he declared, walking up on stage. If Breakdown was doing it, then he would do it to.

All that was left were Airachnid and Soundwave; apparently, they hadn't been caught by the 'Christmas sprite bug' yet. "Lord Megatron would not approve," Airachnid muttered. For once, Soundwave agreed with her.

"I don't need to hang my stocking up there upon the fireplace," Starscream sang, shaking his booty. "Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas day. I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know, Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you, BABY!" All the Decepticons on stage pointed their fingers while dancing around.

"Come on Airachnid. Join in!" Knock Out shouted, as he, in his opinion, danced gracefully.

"No!" Airachnid said stubbornly.

"Hey Soundwave! Come and show us your inner rock star!" Starscream shouted. "Come on! You know you want to."

Soundwave staggered back in surprise before grudgingly walking on stage. He paused before breaking into a dance routine. He hadn't been watching Dancing with the Stars for nothing after all!

Airachnid just stood there with her mouth open. Starscream, she could understand...but Soundwave? She shrugged and walked up on stage. Might as well join the party.

"That's my girl!" Breakdown screamed excitedly as Airachnid joined.

"Oh yeah!" Starscream shouted, playing air guitar. "GO CRAZY!"

"Megatron's coming! Megatron's coming!" Steve the Vehicon suddenly shouted. Hearing those words, everyone got off the stage and tried to act natural. They all watched as Megatron transformed and slowly walked up to them. He gazed up at the stage and raised one eyebrow.

"It appears there was something going on while I was away," Megatron said. He smiled; he knew what they were doing, so he just decided to just roll with it to see which one would confess first. He knew they had been celebrating Christmas. Why else would there be a decorated stage?

Megaton suddenly smiled gently before saying the words he never thought he would say in his life. "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"

Everyone froze, silence descending on all of them...only to be broke by Starscream. "Hit it Steve!" he shouted.

The Vehicon immediately turned up the speakers, the song "All I want for Christmas," filling the Nemesis.

The End

How funny was that? Well as much as I love reading the Con's dancing, this is it. Review if you want to! Bye!