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Chapter 20 : History

"Are you sure you don't see anything, Yang?" Blake had asked her partner again, while they were setting on for their history class. After the trip from Arcadia, Blake and Pyrrha had been discretely observing Ruby and her interactions with Jaune.

"I keep telling you, I don't see anything out of the ordinary with those two." The blonde bombshell answered for the umpteenth time that day. "Sure they hang out, but it's usually in the company of Sun or Coco. And I mostly catch them binge watching anime or playing video games together."

Before the cat faunus could ask any more, their history teacher had swooshed in as per usual.

"Good evening class. Today we will be backtracking for the upcoming exams." He greeted everyone, before quickly jotting down notes on the board. And as usual, not everyone on the class could get what he was saying.

Used to this, everyone had decided to do their own thing. Yang had taken some time to doodle herself doing a pirouette while shooting a crudely drawn Mercury, Blake had looked over her table to Ruby who was secretly doing a link game with Jaune, Nora was daydreaming while staring at the board,and Pyrrha was taking down notes while sparing the two leaders a glance every now and then. The only reason they were so lax was because they always got to copy notes from Weiss, Pyrrha, and Ren.

KABOOM!

Suddenly, the door to their class was swung open so fast and loud that it echoed through the halls. Looking to the doors, all students saw a woman with grayish black hair in a pixie cut walking in with an innocent smile while holding a thermos.

"Sheila!" The doctor greeted as the woman got closer to him. "Thanks for bringing my thermos, but you didn't have to come all the way to the class to give it."

"It was no problem." She waved off with a cute smile. "Glynda herself had pointed me here."

"I wonder why she would do that." The doctor muttered, wondering one of his colleague's unusual behavior.

Meanwhile with Glynda

"There is no hope." Glynda muttered into her desk hollowly, while clutching her aching heart. "Every ship I have followed has died. They only remain real in my thoughts and heart. …Curse and bless you authors and your need to make me feel these emotions."

Back with Oobleck's class

"Excuse me!" Yang said, raising her arm. As the couple turned to her she continued. "You're Professor Oobleck's wife, right?"

"Yes I am." Sheila confirmed with a proud nod. "I am Mrs. Sheila Phyllis Oobleck."

"…How did you guys meet?" The brawler asked, now intrigued.

"Ms. Xiao Long, you don't want to hear something like that." Oobleck said embarrassedly. "Besides, I still need to get to the battle between Arcadia and Mistral."

"But we're just going over old slides." Blake said, raising her hand. "Besides, wouldn't it be great to hear how the past generation handled things during the time when faunus and humans were still trying to coincide with one another?"

"Yes, I could tell you that, but do I really have to tell how I met my wife?" The teacher shot back, not relenting to tell his tale of misery and victory.

"Can you tell us Mrs. Oobleck?" When Sheila had turned to her husband, Oobleck had finally relented with a small nod while hiding his face between his hands.

"Don't worry dear." Sheila said, wrapping her husband in a chaste hug. "I wont tell them anything too embarrassing."

"Thank you." He mumbled, going over to his chair to work on his test papers. He looked up to the class for one more thing. "I do hope you all will pay attention. Some of what she says might appear in the exams."

"Okay class." Sheila started, getting everyone's attention. "Let me tell you the tale of how my husband and I got together. If I remember, Oobleck was a new recruit sent to help in a mock field battle test."

Eighteen years ago

Glenn Canyon

"So you're Bartholomew Oobleck?" A young Taiyang said, looking over the new recruit. "I know teams were switching for a year, but I didn't think I'd be getting someone so… green."

"Why yes, my hair is the nice shade of it isn't it?" Oobeck said happily while saluting his temporary leader. "I have a feeling we are going to be the best of friends."

"Woah, woah." Taiyang backed up with half lidded eyes. "Let's not get too hasty. I already have a best friend, and he's not you. …Anyways, we're getting another recruit later."

"Okay." He answered back, his mood not dampening. There was an awkward silence after.

"…So listen." Taiyang broke the silence, backing away from him. "Me and my friend are going over a few miles over to check on the enemy side. You just stay here and wait for the other recruit, alright?"

"I can do that." Oobleck saluted as Taiyang walked away.

A few hours later

Oobleck had been sitting outside their base drinking from his thermos when a shadow had casted over him.

"Hello." A female voice greeted nicely. As Oobleck looked up, he saw the most beautiful woman in the world holding a huge rocket launcher. "My name is Sheila. Are you by chance part of my team?"

"…Yes." Oobleck choked out through dry lips.

"Wonderful!" She clapped. "I'd hate to have destroyed you if you weren't."

"Haha. Yes." He laughed nervously. "That would be bad. …I'm Bartholomew Oobleck."

"Bartholomew." Sheila tested the name on her mouth. "Do you mind if I call you Oobleck for instead?"

"Go ahead." He almost shouted. After an awkward silence of the two staring at each other for a few minutes with Sheila still smiling, he decided to break it. "I need to call my superior to tell him you are here."

"Please do so." She said, sitting next to him. After he a few minutes with no answer, Oobleck had put his scroll away. "Problem?"

"He's not picking up." He answered. "Maybe we should head over to where he went."

"Please lead the way." As she was following him, Oobleck wondered what trouble his superior was in for him not to answer his call.

With Taiyang

"I will kill you, computer voice lady." Taiyang growled into his scroll. The other team had cornered them and had a recruit who was firing a heavy machine gun at them, so he tried to call in for some assistance. But the call wasn't going through as he wanted. "…There is no eleven!"

"Hey Tai." Qrow nudged his teammate seeing Oobleck and Sheila approaching. "Isn't that the rookie heading here? Looks like he brought back up. And has a rocket launcher."

KABOOM!

Sheila had fired a rocket that had stopped the rain of bullets. OObleck was not ready for the shot, and had dropped his glasses from the launch.

"Rookie!" Taiyang shouted over the rock he was hiding behind. "Good job."

As the blonde started running over to them, Qrow noticed that Sheila was pointing the barrel at him. "Tai!"

"Is that an enemy Oobleck?" Sheila asked, still aiming at Taiyang.

"I cant see who you're talking about." Oobleck said, scrambling on the ground for his glasses.

"There appears to be someone running towards us." Sheila had now put the rocket to homing. "Taking fire."

"Is she going to-" Before Taiyang knew what happened, Sheila had fired a rocket at him and hit her mark.

"Tai!" Qrow shouted, running over to his friend. "You okay?"

"Qrow." Taiyang groaned. "I am in serious pain. If this is the last we see of each other, I want you to know …"

"What man?" The scythe user said, cradling his friend's head.

"I'd bang your sister if I got the chance." And Taiyang lost consciousness as Qrow slammed his head into the ground hard.

"You guys just shot a teammate!" Qrow shouted over to the two rookies. "You team shooting F-tards!"

A few hours later

After dragging Taiyang back to base where his aura was healing him, Qrow had called in for another person to help out since they were a man down.

"Right, so while Tai is healing up, I got a call saying we'd be getting a new guy to come in." Qrow informed his new teammates. "Cool part is, they said they were sending one of Beacon's best."

"Did they say when they would be coming?" Sheila raised her hand. She got her answer as they heard someone land on their base. As they went up to greet the new person, they were surprised to see no one to greet.

As they were about to turn around, they were all lifter off the ground and separated from their weaponry.

"Hey!" Qrow shouted as he tried his hardest to swim over to his gun-scythe-sword. "What's going on?"

"What's going on is that you're following my orders now." A young Glynda said, stepping out of her hiding place. "You guys have no idea just what kind of trouble you're in."

"What are you doing?" Qrow snarled at her. "We're your teammates!"

"For now." She muttered, dropping them down. "But once this is over, you'll be back in Beacon again and I wont have to put up with any of you."

"Bitch." Qrow muttered, showing the bird to her.

"Spunky." She commented. "You get to stay behind while the two of them follow me to get a surrender out of the other guys."

"What?" He stood up. Suddenly, Glynda was towering over him with a frosty glare.

"You wanna challenge me?" She said, putting him in his place.

"Fine!"

Present

"What happened next?" Yang asked, after Sheila had paused for a few minutes.

"I'm not very sure." She answered honestly. "When my husband and I were near the enemy base, all I remember was an explosion and Oobleck shouting my name."

"A grenade had been shot into your rocket launcher dear." Oobleck had reminded her. He seemed frosty when remembering that event.

"Oh yes!" She clapped, remembering the event. "I was out for two months. And in that time, my Barty had been by my side for all those days."

"So is that how you two got together?" Ruby said dreamily at the sweet thought of it.

"Oh no!" Sheila said, shocking all of them. "I hadn't started thinking of dating him for years."

"Hmmph." Oobleck harrumphed as he remembered the other man.

"You're still not sour about that are you?" Sheila asked her husband. He remained frosty while staring at his papers. "What? I chose you didn't I?"

"What happened next?" Yang asked.

"Well…"

The past

After Sheila woke up

"Sheila!" Oobleck smiled, seeing his crush opening her eyes.

"Oobleck?" Sheila squinted, adjusting to the light. "What happened?"

"You've been out for months." He explained the events that happened. Sheila could only get bits of things. Something about A.I's, relics, and some other conspiracies were all she could make out. "And then we captured the enemy medic to come heal you."

"Hola." A deep masculine voice said beside her. Sheila widened her eyes to seeing an olive skinned man looking over her.

Oobleck had stared back and forth between the two for five minutes as they said nothing. "I do not like where this is going."

"Hello there." Sheila said with a faint blush to Oobleck's ire. "I'm Sheila. Who are you?"

"Me llamo Romero. Romeo Romero." The man said, rolling his r's.

Present

"Romeo and I had dated for the duration of three months." Sheila had shared with that class. She had tried to keep it short for her husband's sake. But to be fair, she was also sour whenever she saw a freckled woman around her man. "Our break up was quick and painless."

"Trouble in bed?" Yang joked out. Sadly, Sheila didn't get it.

"Oh no." Sheila corrected her. "He was still an enemy, so I shot a rocket at him. He didn't take kindly to it."

"…And after THAT you and Doctor Oobleck got together?" Ruby asked again, hoping she was right.

"Not quite so." Sheila said, her voice going from happy to ice cold. "After Romeo had dumped me, Oobleck and I were moved to a new area away from Taiyang and Qrow. Glynda had been moved to another area as well. She didn't take kindly to Taiyang flirting with her."

Yang had pushed that info to the back of her mind for later information.

"So why didn't you guys get together after that?" Blake asked, taking notes for later use on a prince.

"She came along." Mrs. Oobleck sneered.

The past

Arcadia Dessert

"I found another artifact Barty." A girl with freckles shouted over to Oobleck.

"That's great Amelia!" He shouted in joy. Sheila was under the shade of a cliff watching over the two.

After they were moved to the Arcadian desserts, Oobleck and Sheila had met up with a woman named Amelia Mantis. After getting over her break-up, Sheila had noticed how nice her fellow recruit was. Amelia had noticed sooner and had taken him before she could act on those feelings.

"They look good together." A brunette girl with a cowboy hat said, walking to sit next to Sheila.

"Do they?" She mumbled with a snarky tone and half lidded eyes. "I hadn't noticed."

"You're not jealous, are you?" The unnamed girl teased.

"Shut up Tifania." Sheila growled. "How about you and that Claude guy? I don't see anything going on."

"Claude…" Tifania growled. "Is so infuriating sometimes. I mean …I try to make my feelings clear through my actions, but he just doesn't even see it! He's all hung over that stupid flower girl."

"Erin?" She tried to remember the name.

"Eris." Tifania spat the name out. "She's all girly and sweet and… I can't find any reason to hate her. She's super nice and I cant fault Claude for liking her."

"I know that feeling well." The two shared a fist bump since the heat would rise from a hug.

Present

Pyrrha and Blake had shared a look of understanding. Looking over to Jaune, they saw he was shocked someone close by knew his mother in all but blood. But he had to pull himself from asking about her since it was still a secret to everyone but his friends that he was a prince in hiding.

"So what happened between the prof and Amelia?" Jaune asked casually. "And what about the Tifania girl and Claude?"

"Hmm." Sheila had taken a while to answer since she was analyzing Jaune's features. To her, he reminded her of the King of Arcadia, but his hair wasn't spiky, and he wasn't that narrow in the jaw area. "Obviously, they broke up. …And as for my friend and her crush …well … not everyone gets their happy ending. Tifania watched Claude become the king of Arcadia. Apparently, Eris was the princess. Everyone knew but Claude and Tifania. It was a bit funny now that I think about it."

"So who confessed to who?" Pyrrha asked politely.

"I did." Both husband and wife said at the same time. Both shared a look before trying to correct the other.

"Oh sweety." Sheila said in a too sweet tone. "It was obviously me who confessed to you. And here we are now happily married."

"I will always say you are right dear." Oobleck said, putting his glasses down. "But only on this are you wrong. I remember clearly that it was I that confessed to you and here we are happily married with an anniversary that will be coming with me trying to hide your present in someplace hoping you wont try to find it before I give it to you like you always do every year."

"I don't try to look for those presents dear." She said, not making eye contact. "I just happen to find them during my cleaning."

"I don't remember our sock drawer needing dismemberment as part of the cleaning method." He shot back.

"I'm very thorough in my cleaning methods." She countered. One thing Oobleck loved about his wife was how determined she was: Even when she was trying to be right in denying.

As the married couple continued to banter, the class had filed out once they found out that class had now ended. Some were happy they didn't need to listen to Oobleck talk at a fast speed.

During the exams, a bonus question had been laid out for them to answer. It was also worth an extra fifty points. The question:

How much of a douche Romeo Romero was and what do you think was his worst qualities?

Needless to say, a lot of the class had passed with that bonus question alone as Oobleck found it amusing the class could say so many horrible things about that man who almost stole his lady.

END

AN: I know, I know. It's a short chapter. But I'm busy doing a lot of things. If any of you guys could guess where all the references was from and what they are references to, then I tip my (…I don't have a hat, and I'm a king of dirty jokes, but I cant say what else I'd tip to you so …) table to you.

Omake:

"You two need to stop this." Weiss said to the two leaders. "It's not healthy."

"It's perfectly healthy." Ruby countered. "We're young. We're adventurous. Nothing wrong with it."

"But aren't you worried about your health?" Weiss asked, worry in her voice. "It can't be healthy for the two of you to be doing that in bed all day."

"It's not always in bed." Jaune countered, rubbing his eyes. "Sometimes we just do it on the floor."

"Yeah." The little reaper supplied. "We do it in the cafeteria, but I don't think others appreciate how open we are about it."

"And we have tried doing it outside." The blonde said before Weiss could say anything else. "But we always get interrupted, or grass and dirt get put in places I'd rather not have them be."

"At least promise me you two would limit yourself?" The heiress asked with hands on her hips. "I don't want this to turn into an addiction."

"Too late!" They both giggled as Weiss growled at them.

"Sorry Weiss, but I cant help it." Ruby patted her partner. "Jaune just has that good a taste. It's exciting and it really pulls me in."

"I highly doubt that." Weiss muttered, looking over to the blonde knight.

"Tell you what." Ruby said, getting in between them and pulling them towards her. "Why don't you join us tonight? Me and Jaune were going to try out something new so you can match our pace."

"Excuse me?" Weiss said sounding affronted. "We have late night assignments to do and I have better things in mind than hanging around you two."

"Please?" Ruby said, putting on her shiny eyes.

"No Ruby." Weiss grumbled.

"Pretty please?" Both said in a sultry tone and striking a sexy pose.

"WHAT THE?" As Weiss rubbed her eyes, she saw they were back to normal. Shaking off the illusion, she relented. "Fine. I'll stay up with you guys to binge watch anime. But if the plot is horrible, the art is abysmal, or it gives too much fanservice, we are going to work on our assignments. Deal?"

As the three shook hands, Weiss prepared herself for disappointment. Sadly, she received nothing but feels and excitement as she binge watched the whole seasons with them until the next morning.

END

AN: I bet you guys were feeling pretty dirty by now weren't you? That's okay: We're all dirty minded in one way or another. Hehe. I've tried to binge watch anime, but I've always had interruptions form work and social life. Currently watching Seitokai Yakuindomo and reading Magi. Ships are going through rough waters, but I hold hope.

ANYWAYS! (This is almost like my catchphrase by now)

If you guys have read my profile, you know I'm working on a Magical Girl Ruby story. Before I post it, here's a preview of what it's like.

MAGICAL GIRL RUBY-CHAN

"Are you sure you're okay Rubes?" Yang asked her sister, not used to seeing the little freshman wearing heavy sets of clothes. "You're looking a little …bloated."

"Uh… yup!" Ruby said, shifting her hands around her belly as she felt it squirm. "Eep! …Nothing to hide!"

"…Okay Ruby, what animal did you find this time?" Yang demanded answers, tapping a foot on the floor.

"It's not something I can show you easily!" She whined, trying her hardest to hold what was under her clothes.

"Try me." Ruby sighed as she let go of her belly and lifted her shirt.

Suddenly a huge black furry arm plopped on the floor and started feeling around it surroundings. As Yang followed the arm, she was surprised to see that it was crawling out of her little sister's navel.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" Yang shouted as she tried to stomp on the arm.

And that's the end of the preview! I don't want to spoil you guys too much on what I got planned for this. Before you guys start reviewing and commenting saying this is nothing like a magical girl: I know. I'm breaking norms from sailor fukus and sparkly transformations. This is like a BRS meets Blood+, have a one night stand, got a kid out of it, made friends with Madoka, ran before shit hit the fan, made friends with Magi, then decided to hook up with Seitokai Yakuindomo while keeping Magi as a friend for life, learned a few tricks, broke up, then settled with Touhou.