The camera turns on. A pale hand covers the screen.
"So today was fun!"
"Sure."
"The fuck you mean sure?"
"I mean 'sure'"
The screen turns and a pale hand leaves the screen. A foot is in the screen. The camera is suddenly lifted into the air and is placed into a well-lit area, revealing Ulquiorra and Grimmjow sitting cross legged facing each other. Clothes and assorted bottles of lotion and snacks are scattered throughout the floor. Ulquiorra is wearing a baggy navy blue shirt, and grey sweat pants. Grimmjow is wearing a white tank top and blue shorts. Grimmjow leans back on his hands.
"So"
"So what?"
"You like anybody?"
"My god, what are we? Teenage girls who talk about cute boys?"
"fuck you man, I'm being serious."
"How should I answer this?"
"I dunno! You like anyone?"
"No."
"No one?"
Ulquiorra shifts in his place. He shoves his hands into his pockets.
"I don't like anyone, but…"
"But…?"
"I already like someone."
"OOHH! WHAT!? Emo-kid here actually likes someone!?"
"please refrain from calling me that absurd name."
"WHO IS IT!?"
"My god you are like an annoying preteen girl."
"Shut the fuck up and tell me who it is!"
Ulquiorra takes his hands out of his pockets and shifts in his place again.
"I can't tell you."
"Why the fuck not? Do I know her?"
"Oh I think you know her very well."
"Is it Tia?"
"No."
"Loly?"
"Good god no."
"Just fucking say it!"
"I can't"
"God you're so difficult"
Grimmjow got up and began to walk out of the screen.
"I'm gonna go get some ice, need anythin'?"
"no I'm good. Thanks."
a door being opened can be heard in the background, and then closed. Ulquiorra whispers
"I can't tell you, because you'll probably hate me."
The camera shuts off.
…
"Hey."
"Hey!"
"HEY! WAKE THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SOCK YOU IN THE STOMACH!"
Ulquiorra cracked his eyes open.
"What do you want you idiot?"
"Get up! We're supposed to meet Orihime at the park today at 8!"
"Well, what time is it?"
"7:40!"
"Shit."
Ulquiorra quickly got up and began dressing. Once he was done he walked to the door. Grimmjow was already finished and waiting for him. Grimmjow wore a pair of dark blue jeans and a light blue T-shirt. Ulquiorra wore a dark green sweatshirt and black jeans.
"You ready to go?"
"Yeah. Lets go."