Info on Banshees
When it comes to Dating a Banshee, keep in mind the following tips.
1: Her appearance will frequently change from that of a yonger woman to an elderly crone. NEVER comment on this
2: Always wear heavy duty ear muffs when going out in public. They have the tendancy to scream when they feel someone's death approaching, and their piercing cry may result in hearing loss if proper precautions are not taken.
3: They will always be in a depressive state. So do not be discouraged if they cry at any attempts at humor. Merely means that they find your jokes funny.A crying banshee is a happy banshee.
4: If all possible, avoid bringing one to a hospital since their cries may induce mass panic.
5: And finally, what ever you do, If you must end a relationship with a Banshee, keep in mind that it is always the smart move to let her end things. If your the one that does so, well...look forward to a bunch of sleepless nights.
Written and Approved by the Cultural Species Exchange.