Info on Elves

When it comes to romance with an elf, keep these things in mind.

1: Their incredibly long life span makes it difficult for them to remember your name.

2: Most view themselves superior to humans, so don't take it too personally if they constantly comment on humanity's inferiority.

3: Keep them away from bright and shiny objects. They have a tendency to stare at them for days on end.

4: NEVER mess with their hair.

5: It is sometimes hard to tell the difference between a male Elf and a female one, due to the male's possessing thin bodies and delicate looking features.

Written and Approved by the Cultural Species Exchange.

Based off of Tolkein's work lol