Info on Mermaids
For dating a mermaid, keep in mind the following.
1: If removed from water, their skin secretes a thin layer of slime, making it difficult for most clothes to remain on their body, so be careful of how you touch them in public, lest their clothes fall off.
2: Mermaids are very fond of tragic romantic literature. And all times strive to have a tragic romance for themselves, so be careful because they may put your life, or their life, in danger just to have it happen.
3: It is very hard to say no to a mermaid due to a betwitching aura all mermaids seem to have. Members of mermaid aristocracy or royalty have an even stronger aura, giving them the power to strip a human's free will. Given step 2, its safe to say that their lies great potential for danger.
4: Most mermaid's prefer to...have relations, in the water, so if your dating one be sure to stay in either shallow water, or have an oxygen tank readily available.
5: Most mermaid's are willing to accept the inclusion of a 3rd partner in a relationship, thus giving them the chance to play the role of the 'other women/mistress" and thus fulfill their tragedy fix
Written and Approved by the Cultural Species Exchange.