Info on Ogres
When it comes to dating an Ogre, keep in mind the following
1: They are very self conscious about their body, apparently some of them are afraid that they might be too big to comfortably fit in with human society.
2: They have an enormous sweet tooth.
3: They are very kind in nature, but tend to get very emotional when upset. Best way to calm them down is to compliment them.
4: They are immensely strong, able to lift a full grown man by only using their pinky. Due to their excitable nature, its best if you wear heavily padded clothing to lessen any bruising that might develop during physical displays for affection.
5: When having...relations with an ogress, it is recommended that the human assume the dominant position, for obvious reasons. Its best if you have a fully stocked first aid kit..and 911 on speed dial just in case things get a little out of hand.
6: If offered a lap pillow by an ogress, accept it at once. Reports suggest that it is a very calming activity to do with a female ogre, and considering the high levels of stress that are common in a relationship with the excitable species, it is beneficial for your health to go with it.
Written and Approved by the Cultural Species Exchange.