Info on Thunderbirds
When it comes to having a romantic relation with a Thunderbird, keep these tips in mind in order to ensure the safety of not only yourself, but others as well.
1. The Thunderbird, like the common harpy, possesses a very child like body. So keep in mind that people will talk about how your relationship appears. And to ensure you don't run into legal trouble, have proof of age on you at ALL times.
2. They possess the ability to create an electrical charge, and are fully capable of directing towards their enemies, and significant others. However, when used against humans, the lightening will cause them to experience an intense pleasure coursing through their body, and will result in the complete paralyization EXECEPT for the male reproduction organ.
3. Unlike the common species, Thunderbirds are for the most part hedonists who will aggressively seek out a romantic partner so that they can have violent intercourse.
4. If the Thunderbird becomes too excited, they can become paralyzed by their own lightning. However this is not seen as a problem for their species, since they not only enjoy attacking and violating their partners, they also enjoy BEING violated and attacked. Keep in mind that their are quite vocal when expressing their desires, so if your out in public, try to keep her in a relaxed state of mind. Otherwise, you might have to experience the shame of having a girl who looks like a preteen shouting for your to get intimate with her.
Written and Approved by the Cultural Species Exchange.
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