AN: I own nothing.
Blake looked at the situation she was in, and it didn't look good. She had gotten herself captured by the enemy during the battle. She looked at the person in front of her the same person that she used to call 'friend'. "Where are they?" "As if I would tell you." Cinder was beginning to lose her patience with the girl. "Alright that's it." "What are you..." Blake began to feel a burning sensation throughout her body. Then it got hotter and hotter until finally... "I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop you right there." Onyx walked into the interrogation room. "What do you want?" "I need to borrow her for just a little while." "Why?" "Because... Reasons." "Those being?" "Adam... Among other things." Cinder looked back at Blake. She didn't want to deal with this anymore let alone one of Onyx's shenanigans. "Fine suit yourself." Cinder left the room and left the two alone. "So Blake long time no see..." "What do you want?" "I want to know why you have stuff." "Huh?" "Stuff why do you have it?" That was a weird question to ask. Blake had no idea how to answer his question. "Because I like having stuff?" "Well no DUH everyone likes having stuff, but why do you have stuff?" "Uhh I'm lost... Where are you going with this?" "Oh it's just that Adam told me how you abandoned him in the train, and left for Beacon or something." "Well I uhh... Huh why do I have stuff?" "I don't know that's what I'm asking you for. Why do you have stuff?"
Blake kept repeating the incident over and over again. She only decided to leave the Fang on the train when Adam was ready to sacrifice the innocent engineers. She didn't take anything else with her besides her weapon and the clothes she had on. "You know I don't really know. I just went to Beacon, and suddenly I had... Stuff." "Well that doesn't make any fucking sense." "I don't know Onyx alright." "Calm down we just have to figure this out. Okay?" "Okay." Both of them started thinking really hard as to how it was possible why Blake suddenly had stuff waiting for her in Beacon. "Oh what if you uhh... Huh? Where did you live when you were with the White Fang?" "With Adam." "The pedophile?" "He's not... He's not a pedophile." "You uhh hesitated for a second there. Why is that?" "I don't wanna talk about it." "Blake did he do... Stuff... To you?" "Uhh I..." "HOLY SHIT! He is a pedophile." "He's not a pedophile he's just... Different you know?" "In what sense?" Blake tried to find a way to avoid his question. Then it dawned on her. "You know Onyx Ruby and Yang didn't have any... Stuff with them as soon as they got to Beacon. Neither did Jaune." "I KNEW IT!" Success now he won't question my relationship with Adam. "So back to you and Adam." AH SHIT! "Yes?" "How come you never wore the uniform?" "What do you mean?" "Well it's just that every other person that I've seen has always worn the uniform and mask. Except for you of course."
"That's not true there were others who also didn't wear the uniform." "Like who?" "Uhh..." Blake seemed at a loss she had no idea how to answer, and if people found out... "Off the top of my head Margie from Human Resources." "Blake there are no humans in the fang. And don't you mean Faunus Resources?" Damnit Belladonna rookie mistake. "Besides what kind of fucking name is Margie? Haven't you seen the names in this show they all represent some color or other mystical shit and fairy tales." He had a point. Blake knew that it was only a matter of time before they discovered her secret. "Onyx I can't tell you." "It's okay Blake you are in a safe space." Blake looked around the room there was blood, fingers, toes, and other things laying about. "Just ignore all the body parts." "Adam he uhh well you see he..." Then Adam bust into the room. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" Both of them turned to see Adam who had cut down the door with his sword. "You ever hear of knocking?" "She is mine Onyx." "No she isn't. She belongs to Sun Wukong until her character finally establishes herself as a strong independent woman." "HEY I'm a strong independent woman." "Blake please you are big fat pussy... It's okay I can use that word since you are part cat. Anyways where was I... Oh yes that's right you run away at the first sign of trouble, you are afraid of yourself and haven't accepted your faunus half which is why you hide with your bow, you lack any sort of character depth other than the fact that you are a generic broody girl from some harem anime, and... Velvet is a much better character despite the fact that she has way less screen time than you."
Tears were starting to form in Blake's eyes. "You really think so?" "Bitch please I know so." She really wanted to kill him now. He was right though she lacked any sort of character development. Damn you Rooster Teeth and your shitty ass writers! "But why is Velvet better than me?" "Oh that's easy." Both looked at him waiting for a follow up. "Oh uhh she is someone who represents the real struggle of being a faunus. Aside from the fact that she gets bullied a lot she never hits back because she recognizes that they do it out of ignorance. Besides if she hits back she is no better than the humans that keep harassing the faunus or her. Not to mention that she is better as a character because even though she is shy and timid she can really kick your ass." Blake was deeply satisfied because now no one would have to know. "So back to what you were saying about Adam." FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE WITH GAMBOL SHROUD! HE FUCKING REMEMBERED EVEN AFTER ALL THAT!? I CALL BULLSHIT! "Well I mpgh..." Adam covered her mouth with his hand. "I'm sorry Onyx, but I will be taking over the interrogation." "I suppose you can unless..." "Unless?" Adam did not like it when Onyx had the upper hand. "Unless someone were to tell Salem about the... Shall we say the 'extra expenditures'." Shit he knew and worst of all Blake was here if she found out...
"Adam what's he talking about?" "Eh... Uhh nothing just some extra stuff that I've spent my money on." "I guess that's one way of putting it." "Onyx what did you mean when you said 'extra expenditures'?" "Well Blake you see Adam here has..." "Okay fine... I'll go." "Good." Adam then left the room. "So Blake What. Did. He. Do. To. You?" There was no other way to avoid it he had answer his question. "Adam as you can imagine is... Peculiar." "Peculiar?" "Yes peculiar." "How so?" "Well he uhh how should I say this?" "Just be honest Blake that is all I ask." "Okay Adam he uhh... Has a... Fetish." There was a pause between the two. "TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. C'MON WHAT IS IT I GOTS TO KNOW!" "He made me do... Stuff." "Is it the stuff that made him go stiff?" "Is that a sex joke?" "Sex joke and pun which I now realize is terrible... So what kind of stuff?" "He made me dress in a certain way." "In what way?" "He uhh..." This was it she was going to tell him. "He made me dress in a maid costume with fake cat ears." "That's it... Wait why the extra set of ears?" "Well I would wear the ears on top of my ears to make them more... Pronounced or noticeable." "Lame I was hoping for something more sexual to use against him." Onyx seemed at a loss as to what to do with the information. "Did you two do anything sexual?" "NO never." "What a huge disappointment... Well whatever."
"Wait Onyx what was that about extra expenditures?" "Oh Adam takes the new fang recruits on dinner dates." "That's it?" "Well they are always one on one. And it's always him and another girl. All underage go figure." "THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!" "What?" "He only did that with me." Blake was furious to find out she wasn't special, or whatever the hell counts as special when you are a faunus. "When I find him I'm going to kill him." "Calm down I'm sure he reserves a special place in his heart for you." "Bullshit." "Don't you mean... Never mind doesn't work." Blake seemed really agitated now. "So Blake what are you gonna do now?" "Well I'm gonna fucking kill him what else?" "What's the big deal with him taking other girls to dinner dates anyways? Don't you have Sun?" "Well I uhh..." She did have Sun, but she kind of felt forced to be with him. "Can you get me out of here?" "Sure thing." Onyx then freed Blake. At that moment Cinder walked in. "Mind explaining me this." Cinder held up Blake's scroll with all her contacts. "What are you talking about?" "Why do you have Salem in your contacts?" "Well I'm not an idiot besides she's my number one." "See Cinder it's just you." Then Blake got her scroll and left.
"So what are we just gonna let her go?" "Relax Cinder at least this way she can lead us to her friends." Cinder was surprised she did not expect for Onyx to come up with such a scheme. "So I guess you do know what you are doing." "Was that a compliment?" "Don't push it." Then they heard a scream coming from outside. They both quickly exited the room and saw Blake beating the crap out of Adam. "You told me I was special." "Adam quickly retorted. "I said special not unique." "Oh c'mon Adam don't do that." Cinder turned to Onyx. "Really Onyx?" "It's like watching a public break up." "It's clearly her fault you know?" "Cinder let's not join in their discussion we have..." "SHE'S GOING TO STICK GAMBOL SHROUD UP MY... AGH IT FUCKING HURTS!" "Okay now we can chime in." Both Cinder and Onyx got Blake off of Adam. The another member of the Fang helped Adam to his feet. "So Adam who's she?" "Don't worry about her she's just a traitor." "Oh okay so are we all set for tonight?" "Yes of course." Blake was beyond furious. "That's it I'm out I don't care anymore. You can have him and all three inches." "SO YOU DID DO SEXUAL STUFF WITH HIM!" "Shit." Blake let it slip. "So Adam I guess the Taurus part in your name isn't in your penis." Adam was red beyond belief. Then the Fang soldier chimed in. "Hey Adam listen uhh I just remembered that I had plans so uhh... Good luck."
After that Blake finally left the warehouse. "So Adam what kind of sexual stuff did you do?" "Well we never did more than oral." "You don't say." "Yeah why do you ask Onyx?" "No reason just... REMNANT SECURITY SERVICE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" "Wait what?" Onyx pulled out a badge and a gun. Cinder was shocked at the surprise. WAS HE AN UNDERCOVER COP THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME!? THIS IS BULLSHIT HE KNOWS ABOUT OUR OPERATIONS AND EVERYTHING! Then several helicopters and squad cars stormed the building. Several armed men in riot armor came in through the windows and surrounded Adam. Cinder and the rest of the Fang readied there weapons until they realized that the police were more interested on Adam than them. Onyx handcuffed Adam and escorted him inside a squad car. Then one of the officers approached Onyx. "Some damn fine police work McClusky now we can imprison the bastard for a very long time. I guess you will be getting the corner office." "Thank you sir." McClusky? Cinder approached Onyx as the rest of the police left. "McClusky?" "Oh yeah I wanted a name that makes me sound like a veteran cop who's seen some shit you know?" "I guess." So maybe McClusky wasn't his real name.
"So wait you're not here to get us?" "Nope." "Aren't you a cop?" "I'm a crooked cop." "Ah... I see." Onyx waved back at Adam who was shouting, but could not be heard. "Took me three years to nail the bastard and I finally got him and the corner office." Then Onyx turned to Cinder. "So Cinder let's get Team RWBY and conquer Remnant yeah." "O...kay." What the hell is up with this guy? Is he evil or not?
Meanwhile with Adam
"So pretty boy what you in for?" Adam looked back at the man. "Giving and receiving oral from a minor." "You know what we do to child molesters here?" "What?" He turned to see the man unzip his pants and pull out his ten inch... Adam rushed to the bars, and outstretched his arms as if that would somehow help. "How about you put your mouth to good use pretty boy hmm?"
AN: So the yogurt reference was from Drake and Josh when Josh gets foot surgery. Also the bit with Blake and Velvet is a foreshadowing of things to come, but later I have three other chapters for this that I'am working on before I do that one.