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Cinder needed to get herself a new gynecologist. Preferably one that didn't try to hit on her every time she went there. There was also the fact that this other gynecologist would also joke about seeng her in such a compromising position. In short she incinerated the asshole so now she needed to find a new one. That was extremely difficult, especially since this was the tenth gynecologist this month. She headed back to the warehouse to see Salem speaking to Neo. Then Salem turned to look at Cinder. "Another one?" "Another one." Salem let out a sigh. "Just go to the one I tell you trust me." "Why if he is just gonna hit on me." "Trust me this one won't. Neo and I go to this guy specifically because of that." Cinder could always go to a female gynecologist, but... Well let's just say that she ain't about that lifestyle. No not really she... Well let's just say women can be cunts sometimes, and Cinder hates cunts. "Fine I guess I'll go, but later." "Suit yourself." Salem left Cinder and Neo alone. "So Neo what's the guy like?" Neo pulled out a sign. "He's great. Has good bedside manners, knows all the parts of the vagina you'll like him." "Right." Cinder was not completely convinced, but she would have to see for herself the next time she needed a check up.
Several Weeks Later
"Come back again." "I think both of you know I will." Both girls giggled. Cinder enjoyed visiting Junior's girls for the occasional three way twice a week... Or so she says. She spotted Onyx drinking at the bar. "What are you doing here?" "Waiting for you Salem says she needs us for something." "Did she say what?" "Nope." Well that was Salem for you. Always on a need to know basis. "Alright let's go then." They began to head back to their hideout. "So Cinder I won't be able to go to the briefing today." "Why?" "Some stuff I gotta do." "Cop work?" "Crooked cop work, and no this is something else." "Fine then." Cinder had walked the rest of the way by herself. She finally entered the warehouse. "So what did you need me for?" "Have you gone to the gynecologist yet?" "No... Was that all?" "No there is also something else that I need you to do." "Okay." "I need you to infiltrate the Atlesian arms factory for a manifest. My source tells me that they will be sending some chemical weapons somewhere we just don't know where." Cinder simply nodded and went to get Mercury, Emerald, Neo, and... Oh that's right Onyx is out. So it will probably be the four of us just like the good old days.
Cinder put on her cat suit? Her burglar suit? Her BDSM suit? You know the one she uses to infiltrate places... The one that looks like a Cat Woman cosplay outfit... Shit this is gonna kill me... Damnit she put on the black outfit... Wait is it a wet suit? Is that what it is? Or a scuba suit? You know what fuck it... The black outfit I'll stick with that. However, Cinder was getting a rash in a very intimate place. The more she scratched the more it itched. It got to the point that she began using her semblance to make the itch go away. She fought the urge really hard in front of everybody, and on the way there. Worst five hour flight of her life. Emerald looked at Cinder fidgeting. "Hey Cinder you alright?" She was being too obvious but they didn't know what was happening to her... Yet. "I just want the mission to be over with already and go back." Mercury then sneered. "Aw don't tell me you miss your boyfriend already." Cinder glared at him. "Ooh hit a nerve there majesty?" "No but you'll be hitting the floor once I push you out the airlock. Tell me Mercury how do you like the idea of a 50,000 foot drop?" "I can just use my air rounds to land safely." "You don't have enough ammo to make it that far." They were already making their final decent to the arms factory.
Onyx POV
"So here's your flashlight, stun gun, actual gun, handcuffs, and... Well that's it nothing ever happens here so I'm sure you'll do fine... Umm I'm sorry what was your name again?" "Oh it's Lloyd." "Lloyd?" "Yes... Lloyd." "Okay then." With that the guard left and Onyx aka Lloyd began his shift at the Atlesian Arms Factory guarding the control room. He went to the control room and saw a dark figure doing... Something... Deciding not to take any chances he used the stun gun immediately. Then the figure turned and he knew that he was never going to hear the end of it. "Agh fuck me." Then he heard footsteps coming in his direction. "Cinder do you have the... What the hell? Onyx what are..." "Look Emerald it's a long story just help me move her." "We came here to get the manifest." "The chemical weapons are on their way to Vacuo in an airship that will dock there at 9:45 p.m." "How do you..." "I'm the pilot... Of that shipment as well... So are we getting out of here?" Emerald was still processing all of that information. "Emerald..." "Uh yeah sure let's go." They both moved Cinder to the VTOL and were sent off except for... Lloyd.
Cinder POV
Cinder finally came to and saw the roof of her room. Which of course had Ewan McGregor in it. It was also signed. She saw Salem next to her. "What happened?" "That is what I would like to know... Seriously it feels like I walked inside..." "George Lucas's asshole and inside his asshole is Star Wars memorabilia?" "Yes." Salem seemed surprised that Cinder knew what she was gonna say. "What happened to me?" "It would seem that Onyx tased you right before you were about to hack the mainframe." "Huh why was Onyx..." "Well it would seem that it was his first day in the job and as luck would have it got a raise after he successfully protected the mainframe's data. No worries though he is also the pilot of said shipment and I already sent a team out there to obtain the weapons." Cinder thought about what Salem said for a moment. He's a cop, a security guard, a pilot, and he is on Salem's payroll just who the hell is this guy? "Salem who is Onyx?" "I don't know and I don't think that I want to know." Salem was afraid of Onyx? "Where did you find him?" "The answer might surprise you, but later for now you should go see the guy about that rash." "You saw it huh?" "Is it an STD?" "What no I mean I did have sex with Junior's girls before the mission so..." "Oh Cinder those girls are full of diseases." "Fine I'll go see the guy." "Good."
Cinder called and made an appointment to see the new gynecologist that Salem and Neo recommended. She waited her turn until finally the nurse told her to go in. "Okay if you will just change the doctor will be with you shortly." Cinder did as she was ordered and sat on the chair. She heard the door open and saw him. "So Miss Fall if you will just..." "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ONYX!?" "What?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT!?" "Look just get on the chair and put your legs..." "Who are you?" "I'm Doctor Weaver now if you will please just get on the chair..." "I mean it who are you really?" "Do you really want to know?" "Yeah I do." Cinder waited for an answer until he hit her on the head with his clipboard. "Agh fuck what the hell?" "Just get in the chair." "Fine." Cinder finally did it. "Okay now I need you to..." "No." "Cinder..." "I don't think so." "Why?" "I work with you." "Yes and?" "What do you mean and? It's gonna be weird." "Why?" "Well it just is alright." "Cinder I do this for Salem and Neo also and I still work with them. Hell how do you think Salem hired me?" "This is where she met you?" "Yeah it was Halloween I came dressed as a vampire when she needed a check up." Okay so that's what Salem meant. "Fine." "Not to mention that I also check Glynda, Team RWBY, Raven, Coco, Velvet, Team NDGO, Pyrrha, Nora, Winter, Melanie, Militiades, and..." "Pretty much everyone?" "Yeah. Now let's see here..."
Neo was right great bedside manners, knows all the parts of the vagina, and he hasn't hit on her. "Well it looks like it might just be a rash probably an allergic reaction I'll know with the test results." "Okay." Cinder finally got out of the clinic and headed for the hideout. All the while she kept wondering who Onyx really was. And seriously where the hell does he find the time to do all this stuff? Come to think of it how much money does he make from all this? Cinder pushed those questions to the side. Maybe she didn't need to know. Then she got a call in her scroll. She checked to see that it was Doctor Weaver or Onyx. "Yes what is it?" "It's cancer." "WHAT!?" "Yeah I looked at the results and there's no denying it it's cancer." No fucking way can she get cancer. Wait does cancer even fucking exist? Nah sure why not? Salem looked at her. "What's wrong?" "Cancer." "Oof that's gotta hurt. Well good luck." Then she left. Soon Neo, Emerald, and Mercury gathered around her. Emerald was the first to speak. "What happened?" "Cancer." "Oof that's gotta..." "Not now Mercury." She put her scroll on the table. When suddenly it rang again. "Yes Onyx?" "Okay yeah I got yours confused with another patient that has the same last name it is an allergy so bye." She finally put her scroll down. She felt relieved that it wasn't cancer. "Okay he just called it wasn't cancer." "Alright go Cinder." Then the scroll went off again. She picked it up. "Yeah what is it?" "Turns out I was wrong the first time." "What do you mean the first time you told me it was allergies at your office." "No the first time which is agh never mind turns out you did have cancer." She just couldn't get a brake could she then it rang again. "What is it?" "Okay yeah its allergies not cancer never mind." She put the scroll down she just couldn't take it anymore then it rang again. Everyone looked at it waiting to see if she would answer. "Fuck it I'm going to bed."