The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga
By Queenie Z
That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Sky and Duo sat on a bench facing a lovely fountain, sharing between them a large sack of cream-filled chocolate cookies and talking about all kinds of things. Although they didn't share quite as much in common as some of the other Heroes did, their interactions were always pleasant, probably because of both of their highly amicable natures.
Together they munched on their delicious snack, laughing as they inevitably got crumbs all over themselves. Then, Sky reached in for another, only to find that there was a single cookie left in the bag.
"Whoops," he said, "didn't think we'd eaten so much already…"
Duo looked in the bag. "Yeah… go ahead, Sky, you can have it if you want."
"No, no, I've had enough," replied Sky with a shake of his head, "you take it, Duo."
"But you're older! Seniority rules, right? You should take it."
"Ha ha, I'm not that old! Go on, enjoy it!"
They kept exchanging instances that the other take the last cookie. Meanwhile, from around the corner, Green and Mini were eying them curiously.
Mini raised an eyebrow. "Are they seriously arguing over who doesn't get to have the last cookie?"
Green snorted, covering his mouth to avoid being heard. "Looks like it."
"How come they don't just split it?"
"Guess they're just too polite to figure that out. What a bunch of goodie-two-shoes."
"But aren't we all goodie-two-shoes?" asked Mini, "I mean, we're Heroes after all."
Green furrowed his brow in thought. "Guess you have a point," he admitted, watching the other two Heroes on the bench continue their absurdly polite argument.