Announcer:

"These three thing sharpened last time on transformers OOO!"
"Firstly, metal monsters were born."
"Secondly, Jack Darby encountered the arm known as ankh."
"And thirdly, Jack transformed into OOO.

Story:

"Detective, hold on! I'll call an ambulance." Jack said as he as OOO ran twords the downed man.

The detective rose, but had ankh as his right arm.

"This body should do nicely." Ankh said as the detectives eyes opened suddenly. "This should make it a little easier," The arm started to glow blue, the body transformed into a blond Asian man with casual cloths and perhaps the second strangest hair cut in the kamen rider series.

Jack rotated the belt so the three slots were facing up and removed the medals, causing Jack to revert to his previous state. Ankh took the belt.

"Why would you... How did you get that officer?!"

"I'm taking this body." Ankh said. "It'll be pretty akward otherwise."

"You took it?! But what about him?"

"What about him? He was going to die anyway."

"You." Jack said.

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?"

One of the can-droids was seen holding a silver medal.

A large flock of those robots took the rest of the medals.

"Don't mess with those! They're mine!" Ankh said as he tried to grab one, but could only get the medal it was holding. "Hey! What were those things?" Ankh picked Jack up by the colar of his shirt.

"I don't know! And what happened to the detective?" Jack said.

"This is all very strange, something's changed since we've been sealed away."

The man on he motorcycle drove off.

All the while they were being watched by a blue and black motorcycle.

Mr. Kougami's office:

The can-droids stacked the medals, then all of them but one fold up into their can form. The one that didn't fold up flew to a bookshelf and got a light blue version of the silver medal, but it had an 'AR' on it. It placed it on the stack of silver medals.

"Behold Satonaka. In just one day, we've attained all of these." Mr Kougomi said. "I may well need them for my life's work, ...the greeed ...and OOO."

Satonaka broke the thing that mr Kougami wrote OOO on.

Chapter 2: Desire, icecream, and a present.

A man was selling popsicles to a young couple unaware that ankh was stealing some.

"Hey you! What do you think you're doing?" The man angrily yelled. "You have to pay!"

"Sorry, sorry! I'll pay you!" Jack said.

"You better!" The man said. "He took three, so that'll be three dollars."

"I'm really sorry about this." Jack said as he ran to catch ankh. "Hang on a second. Could you at least anwser my questions?!"

"800 years ago, we were created using the core medals. We are called greeed and for many ages we were sealed away..." Ankh said before he was interupted by Jack.

"N-no, hold on!" Jack said. "I have no idea what you're talking about. What I want to know is what happened to the detective."

"It'll be okay!" Ankh said. "From time to time I'll let him eat."

" Huh? 'Let him him eat?'" Jack confusingly asked.

"What is it?! I can taste!" Ankh continued to et the ice cream Jack bought for him. "This is cold, but I know it s also sweet." Ankh heldout his greeed arm. "And, would you rather I eat like this?" Ankh put two of the popsicles into his hand.

'Wow, Jack really makes some strange friends.' Arcee said to herself while she watched her partner and his new 'friend' whie she was following them in veachle mode.

"Stop it!" Jack said as he tried to get the popsicles outo of ankh's arm, but accidently ripped off the greeed arm. "He's back to normal! Thank goodnes!"

"If we're seperated, he won't last ten minutes."

"Eh!? No wat W-wait a moment!" Jack said as he tried to get the arm to reconnect. "Connect! Gattai!"

Later; at a pier (I know nevada is land locked so please, bear with me.):

"If seperated, he won't survive." Jack said with depression in his voice. "Then the detective is-" Jack was silenced when ankh put one of the ice pops into his mouth. (Don't even go there.)

"Eat up." Ankh said, turning his back to Jack. "Its trouble for me if you don't survive as well. I need you for gathering medals."

"You're made of medals just like the guy I just beat?" Jack asked.

"Huh? You mean the yummy? Medals come in two types." Ankh held out one of the two taka medals they had. "Core medals and..." He held out one of the silver medals. "...Cell medals. Listen, le that ice cnady, the part you're eating is the cell and the stick is the core, which is our center,," Ank took the orange popsicle from Jack. "That's what composes us greeed who were sealed away. Consider the yummy yoou defeated to be like the ice without the stick." He then put the popsicle back into Jack's mouth and took out the stick, catching the attention of a person Jack knew.

"Wow! Cool trick." The girl said. "Who's he? Does he work for Fowler? Whats up with his totally messed up arm? Can you show me how to do that?"

"Jack, who is this girl?" Ankh asked.

"This is Miko." Jack said.

Elsewhere:

The two 'guards' from earlier were siting on a bench in bandages.

"Man that was terrible, I guess this is our punishment for stealing." The second guard said.

"Thats absurd. That had to be some kind of trick. Just a trick." The first guard said. He grabbed his partner in crime and made him look at him. "Hey any way..."

2: "What? That hurts!"

1: "I've got an even better set up."

2: "What is it?"

1: "We'll attack a bank's amored car."

2: ''A bank's amored car?"

1: "Yep."

2: "I'm done with this. I'm really getting tired of your shit." (Sorry for the swearing, there won't be alot, like a maximum of three times if its not from the show.)

1: "Fool! It's all about the money! I even know the transport route."

2: "Whats that?"

A swarm of cell medals formed around three greeen cores. They came together to form the green greeed.

"I'll release that greed of yours."

He inserted a cell medal into a slot on the first guard's head and a yummy came out of his back.

In a forest:

"It seems like uva's doing it again." The kitty cat greeed said. "He's being pretty extragant considering how precious cell medals are."

"Well, its obvious that OOO is using two of his core medals." The greeed with a head sonic would be afraid of said. (Don't get the reference watch the song 'seaside denied' by sonic paradox over on youtube.) "I'm sure he feels compelled to act."

The final greeed was chasing after a bug.

"Huh?" The elephant headed greeed said after punching a hole in a three.

"If we had all of our core medals, we'd be able to devour as much of this world as we wanted." She said.

Back to Jack, Ankh, and Miko:

"What's important for us greeed are the core medals. But while we were sealed, many of them disappeared. With no stick, the ice has nothing to stick to. That's why none of us are completely revived." Ankh said to Miko and Jack.

"So, what you're saying is that you have your ex bff's core coins, don't you?" Miko asked.

"I have a few of them. If had more, I wouldn't need this human's help in collecting cell medal. I won't let them get what they want first."

"Talk about issues." Miko said.

Elsewhere:

Hina was looking at a help wanted sign for a place called Cous Couser that said:

Help wanted! On this job you get to wear clothes from around the world! I want a cute, energetic girl.

"Clothes from around the world? This sounds nice."

Back to Jack, Miko, and Ankh:

Miko and Ankh were talking when a phone started to ring with a magical ping.

"Oh right, this was the detective..." Jack checked the messages and saw that there was a new text.

Knowing what happened, Jack read the message. It read:

'I'll be coming home late because I'm going to a job interview. Onichan, your dinner is in the fridge.'

"So he has a little sister?"

The text also read:

'By the way, my new job has nothing to do with me being a power type!' Jack saw her picture..

"The one from before!" Jack said as he flashed back to Hina using her inhuman strength to lift up the vending machine.

Back to Hina:

"Huh?" Hina tried to open the door, but it felt like it weighed down.

Inside the building, there was a red haired woman who was just sitting back as Hina tried to get in.

Hina used her super strength to open the door by pulling both the door and the weights.

"You pass!" The woman said as Hina walked through the door. She was wearing an naval officer's uniform. "I've been waiting for a power type like you."

"Eh?" Hina said speechless.

Hina changed into pirate themed clothes.

"That's good." The woman said. "We aim to be realistic, so it's not good enough to just cute." She said as she walked into another room. "Could you bring that milk can over here?"

Hina picked it up as if it were nothing and held it as if it were cotton.

"This one?" Hina asked with the milk can over her shoulder.

"You're excellent. Oh right, I'm sure you can carry that..."

Hina set the milk can down, knocking over part of a display. She heard her phone ringing.

"Yes. This is Izumi." Hina awnsered her phone."Eh? Wait a moment! You're saying my brother disappeared?"

On the road:

The yummy jumped on the armored car, surprising the driver and making it flip out of control.

It went to the back of the car and started to eat the money that was in it, creating cell medals from it.

Back a the pier:

Ankh's 'spider sense' was activated at the same time the yummy was eating the money.

"Medals! The sound of cell medals!" Ankh said. He grabbed Jack and Miko "Come. Lets go."

"H-hey!" Jack said.

Bank:

"Thanks for waiting." A woman said to the people in the bank. Then she saw the yummy.

Everyone panicked after she screamed.
"What are you doing?! Stop right there!" The bank guard said. "Stop!" The yummy picked up the guard and threw him into a counter.

The yummy jumped to the same place it threw the guard. It went to the vault and started to become a glutton instead of a greeed. It began to eat the silver bars that were in the vault.

Jack, Ankh, and Miko came running around a corner.

"Its that whatchamacallit medal kaijin." Miko said.

"Yeah. A yummy, candy without the stick." Ankh said.

Jack held out his hand, try to ask Ankh for something.

'What is it?" Ankh asked.

"Get out the medals,I should henshin."

"Not yet! If we defeat it now, we won't obtain a single medal."

"Eh?" Jack and Miko both said in unison.

"It grows by feeding. If we defeat it after that, we'll get medals. If it goes well, we can get 100 medals."

"But... what it's eating, it's..." Jack said.

Ankh finished the sentence for Jack; "Greed. Its the same for cells and cores... The source of the medals is human greed."

Mr. Kougami's office:

"Greed! It's a pure and wonderful energy! Cake! The table too! Homes and buildings too... The city and the country too!" Mr Kougami said. "Everything is a mass of greed, created from human desire! Isn't that right Gotou?"(Yeah, he's kinda a bit weird.)

"An invitation. Its a party to commemorate the completion of a high rise building." Satonaka said."Wonderful!" Mr Crazy said as he was handed the invitation. "When a baby is born, it cries to show what it wants. To live is to want." He grabbed a frosting squirter and went over to a table. "When medals are born from the greatest of that power and collected..." He drew the symbol for infinity on the table. "What you obtain is infinite... Greater than infinite... some thing even greater." He added another O to the OO. "OOO!" He yelled like a mad man.

Back at the bank:

"Greed." Jack said as the three of them saw the yummy mutate into its monster form.

"Ew." Miko said. "I think I'm gonna hurl."

"Just wait, let it build up medals." Ankh said.

Miko was pointing to a picture of a silver and blue robot head.

"No, not now Miko, this is one thing the 'bots can't know about right now."

"It turned into the most hideous bug ever, it was a very creamy dark green, had six legs, each with a hand foot that had twelve fingers.

"Chase it!" Ankh said. Jack and Miko followed as well as an undercover Arcee.

'Arcee to base, I'm following Jack, Miko and their new friend Ankh, who are running after what I think is an insecticion. Prime, what do I do?'

[Remain hidden until absolutely necessary.] Optimus said through Arcee's com link.

In the building:

In the building the yummy was heading to, people were having a party honoring the grand opening of the tower.

"Everyone, the Kougami foundation sent us a celebratory cake!"

Back outside:

Ankh, Jack, and Miko saw the yummy come out of a hole it had chewed threw the wall.

"This is great. We're earning intrest on this one." Ankh said.

"Hey, if I dont transform soon..." Jack said.

"Wait till he eat this building.

"Hey! You're just gonna let him eat the people. Jack why are you hanging out with this guy?" Miko said.

"Long story."

"Don't get the wrong idea Miko," Ankh said. "Jack's job is to just gather the medals."

"Eh?"

"Cell medals are needed. For now, just wait."

Meanwhile, the monster was crawling up the building, getting larger as it ate more and more.

They ran outside to see the yummy crawl out of the side of it, it was now as big as two of the floors.

'Okay, time to sqash this bug!' Arcee said as she drove off to fight the bug yummy

Jack, Miko and Ankh heard the roar of a motorcycle engine.

Arcee transformed and imeditly started shooting at it.

"Get out of hear you three!" Arcee said.

"No!" Ankh said. "I'm using Jack to collect the cell medals."

"But we have to help the people inside!" Jack said.

"If I recall, you said it was not easy to save lives, right? Well, you don't get to save lives for free. You will do as I say!" Ankh said, clearly earning a spot on the list of people Arcee didn't like.

"You..." A phone in Jack's pocket rang. It was the detective's.

The call was from Hina who was calling her brother to try to reach him.

"She's crying." Jack said.

"What?" Ankh asked.

"I said she's crying." Jack ran twards the building to try to get to the top.

When he got to the floor the party was on just in time to save a man from being eaten by the yummy. The yummy broke the floor but Jack managed to catch a piece of metal. Jack started to loose his grip on it, but ankh came and grabbed his hand.

"There's a limit to how stupid one can be! If you die, I'll be in a heap of trouble you know!" Ankh said.

"If you seperate from the detective..."

"Is this really the time to be worrying about others?" Ankh said, holding the OOO driver. "Transform already!"

"Make a promise to me first. Let me transform when ever I want to! Don't prioritize medals over people's lives! If you don't, I won't help you again. "

"Damn!" Ankh said in anger. "Huh?"

The bug jumped from one building to another, causing Jack to fall. Ankh flew and gave the driver to him.

"Here!" Ankh gave Jack the taka, tora, and batta medals.

"Is this a promise?" Jack asked.

"Yeah, I get it! Hurry up!"

Arcee was horrified seeing Jack plument to his death, she couldn't let a third partner die.

"Henshin!"

"Tatoba! Ta-to-ba tatoba!"

"Stop!" Jack used the tora claws to stop mid fall by decelerating using the side of the building.

"What the?" Miko and Arcee said, not expecting Jack to survive.

"Jack, is that you?" Arcee asked.

"What are you?" Miko said as Jack approached the two of them.

"He is OOO." Ankh said.

"OOO? Thats not very catchy. Why not kamen rider OOO?" Miko said, reebering a similar person in Japan. (Double, I´m talking about you.)

"Kamen rider OOO, I like the sound of that."

Gotou drove up in one of the ride vendor motorcycles.

"A birthday present from a great man." Gotou said as he aproached the four with a large box.

"Birthday present?" Jack asked

"I can't belive you knew." Miko said, trying to take the box.

"Not for you for OOO."

"Um, it's kamen rider OOO." Jack said. "But tell him thanks."

Gotou removed the lid to reveal the gift, which was a sword that had a coin slot and storage for three medals. In the box there were five cell medal.

"What?!" Ankh said in disbelief.

"This is awsome!" Jack said after picking up the sword.

"Use that medal in the vending machine." Gotou said.

"I'm fine. I'm not thirsty."

"Hurry up." Gotou said as he handed Jack the stack of cell medals.

"This?" Jack said after he walked over to the vending machine. He put the cell medal in and pressed the main button, it unfolded into the same bike that Gotou had.

"Really Jack? You're gonna replace me?" Arcee asked.

"Sorry, this will only be a one time thing." Jack got on the motorcycle. "Wow, it was a bike. That's cool." Jack said, then he saw Arcee's face. "Not as cool as you Arcee."

"Thank's Jack." Arcee said. "Now, go get him."

"Got it." Jack drove off.

"Seems like this is also a present." Gotou said, he pressed a button on his bike causing it to fold up into its vending machine mode. He put a cell medal in pressed four buttons and then a lot of cans came out

"Tako can." A very electronic voice said.

Gotou opened one of the cans, causing it to become a littlle robot octopus. The other cans did it automaticly.

"Octopues! Hey! Those are octopuses! That's amazing." Jack said.

"Aww, they're so cute!" Miko said as she tried tograb one of them.

"Ow!" One of the tako candroids hit ankh.

"This is amazing!" Jack said as the takos formed a ramp.

"Put the medals in your sword." Gotou said.

"In the sword? I don't know who you are... but thanks!" Jack said as he drove off.

Jack drove on the tako ramp which was adjustng to keep Jack on it.

When Jack got to the top, the ramp ended, allowing Jack to slash at the yummy's leg. Ankh caught the cell medals that came off it.

Jack was knocked off the motorcycle, the yummy aproached him.

"Jack." Ankh said. "Damn it! What are you doing?!" Ankh said. "Here." He threw the kamakiri core to Jack.

"Taka! Kamakiri! Batta!"

Jack gained the mantis arms and began to attack the bug yummy from underneath, slashing at its legs.

"This is really easy to use." Jack said as he thought the yummy was dead. It was playing opossum and knocked Jack off the building, but the tako droids caught him. "I'm safe! Oh, could you hold on for a bit more?" Jack said as he realized that his sword was right beneath him. He grabbed his sword.

"Tatoba! Ta-to-ba tatoba!"

Jack transformed back into the tatoba combo and jumped on to the beast's back. Then he threw it on to the ground andlanded on a trampline made by the tako droids.

The yummy cased after Jack, he jumped over the rider vendor , threw a cell medal in it and then jumped on the motorcycle.

"That guy..." Ankh said.

"He said I could put medals in didn't he?" Jack put three medals into the sword and pulled the lever, making them go into the storage area. He drove underneath the yummy. "And, while I'm at it..." Jack scanned the medals.

"Triple scanning charge!" The blade turned blue and he cut the monster down the middle, then when he got to the end, he slashed, destroying it.

"There's so many."

"Its mine! These medals are all mine!"

Later:

Hina got a message from he brother saying:

'Hina, I won't be coming home for a bit because I'm on a top secret case. But I'm okay, so don't worry, I'll return someday.' The message ended with a picture of Ankh.

"Onichan." Hina said.

Location of Jack, Arcee, Miko, and Ankh:

Her reply to the text message: 'Rodger, take care of yourself.'

"Someday I'll find away to separate Ankh from the detective." Jack said.

'Man... Why are humans collecting cell medals?' Ankh asked himself as he ate a popsicle on some setps over looking bay.

"Eh?" Hina said as she walked by Ankh. "Oniichan."

Jack, Miko and Arcee's holoform came to get Ankh and saw Hina saying:

"Oniichan! Oniichan!" She said as she hugged Ankh.

"What... is this human?" Ankh asked.

"No way!" Miko said.

(Chapter end)