My name is Kitkat Strider. I am currently only 2.77 sweeps old (in troll) and 6 years (in human). I'm a half-human and half-troll. My horns are nubby little things like my moms, Karkat Vantas. My father is Dave Strider. I have blonde hair and candy-red eyes. I'm 3' 6'' tall and weigh 46.2 pounds. I wear red headphones with either a white shirt with the words "Striders be so fly like a cool dude" or a red shirt with the Cancer sign on it, black pants with red and white sneakers. Sometimes my shades will appear over my eyes whenever I'm trying to be cool. My Strife Specibus are Bladekind and Sicklekind and my Fetch Modus is Wallet. My room is really cool. My bed is in the middle of my room while my respiteblock (I tend to use it) is in a corner of my room. I have a bookshelf in another corner that's full of books and movies and a DJ system up against a wall under my window. I have posters of famous locations on earth all over my walls. My pet is Leo which is a Nemean Lion. Out of all of us kids and even some of the older trolls, I'm the only one with the most knowledge on humans. I have more trouble than the others when it comes to romance due to being able…Oh dang it! Why is he trying to get in contact with…wait that's a dumb question.

Bully Matcher starts pestering Krazy Stride

BM: Hey my pale brother! Just talked to dad and TR. They both think that we should have a "feelings jam". Talk to me when you get this my pale brother.

Bully Matcher stops pestering Krazy Stride

A feelings jam! We don't need a feelings jam. We need me to stop entertaining these red feelings for my "pale brother". It's difficult, really, really difficult. And now ST, DA, TR and MB are all pestering me so I started at MB.

Music Book starts pestering Krazy Stride

MB: Hey cousin! How's it going with that idiot of a Moirail?

KS: Ugh! Can you not, please! It's grown to be difficult. You should know better than any that I'm in the human romance plus troll romances and its really difficult for me to understand how I'm feeling but…I think that I've started to feel…red for him.

MB: Well…good luck with getting him to realize that your feelings have changed.

Music Book stops pestering Krazy Stride

Well that was actually…pretty encouraging. MB doesn't like that Blood is my Moirail but that's just because of his father's history during the game. MB is my cousin at least if we were humans. He is the only other child of the Sburb game (that's a troll) that even slightly understands humans due to the fact that his father's hobby is humans (mostly learning about them). Better see what TR wants.

Technician Rebel starts pestering Krazy Stride

TR: Talk about your feelings!

KS: :? Ok. I…

TR: Not to me! Have a feelings jam with your so-called Moirail! Blood is really confused about your relationship. You need to let Blood know how you feel about him. That's all I wanted to say.

Technician Rebel stops pestering Krazy Stride

Ughhh. Everyone needs to stop telling me to have a feelings jam with Blood besides we don't have time.

Devilish Angel starts pestering Krazy Stride

DA: I will be worried sick about my angel until he talks again. Just wanted to get that off of my chest.

Devilish Angel stops pestering Krazy Stride

What is he talking about? His angel is pestering me right now.

Shadow Troll starts pestering Krazy Stride

ST: Hey! I've set everything up! how's your pet doing? good luck by the way! I have to go now. The seventh gate is where I have to go. sorry KS but we won't be able to talk for a while. Nyx is a powerful enemy but I'm stronger than her. I'll talk to you later!

Shadow Troll stops pestering Krazy Stride

WHAT! He plans to take on his personal denizen. Is he crazy? Those guys are really hard to beat. Then again if anyone can beat a Denizen it's Shadow, maybe even Micheal. It's bound to be tough for Micheal though, knowing that his Matesprit will be in mortal danger and that there is nothing that he can do to help. Oh well, I have too many irons in the fire to worry about this much longer, no matter how much I want to. Shadow has gotten us this far but it's my turn to take this as far as I can go. Unfortunately, Blood's end wasn't going fast enough. I opened an app that Shadow had sent me that allowed me to see my friends future but its limited by the user. Thankfully I have the ability to use time travel so the app is prefect for me. Mike needed to get in the game and soon! Time to change our plans slightly. Everyone will have the same connections but the players who are in the most danger will have to get in first. Which means that RG needed to set TR up and get him in the game. So I put on my ishades and got onto Pesterchum.

Krazy Stride starts pestering Rad Gurl

KS: Change of plans RG! TR needs to get on in the next hour so go ahead and get him started. Don't worry about telling him anything I'll handle that. Just start putting everything down.

RG: If you say so! And by the way, I can do it too!

Rad Gurl stops pestering Krazy Stride

I smiled because I had a feeling that everyone was starting to get annoyed at me when I would stop pestering them suddenly. Uh oh, Blood wants to talk again. I guess that he couldn't wait for me to get back to him about having a feelings jam, better get this over with.

Bully Matcher starts pestering Krazy Stride

BM: Honk, HONK! I mean uhh… :O(

KS: What's up? What's wrong?

BM:…Listen my…uhh…Listen Kat…uhh…I…uhh…I think that we should stop being moirails.

KS: …..

BM: Kat? :O(

KS: …..

BM: Kat!

KS: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME!?

BM: Uhh…YeS!

KS: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! FINE! I FUCKING HATE YOU! GO TO HELL. OH AND ALSO DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

Krazy Stride stops pestering Bully Matcher

Krazy Stride blocks Bully Matcher

I ran over to my bed and cried into my pillows.

(Authors Note: Let's leave him alone for now) (Authors Note: next chapter is Mike Peixes)