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Disclaimer: I asked Anko to read it, but she's busy with Iruka, sooo…

Rule 67 a.k.a. 'The scarecrows and the snakes' rule

Ibiki couldn't believe it. The old geezers and clan heads were actually starting to take his team seriously! This should have been cause for celebration until one realized the topic under discussion.

"And our final point is the possibility of dual summons for any children the two will have. A combination of snake and dog summons on missions has been proven successful by the parties under discussion on numerous occasions."

The council had a gleam in their eye as Kotetsu finished.

"Unofficially there's also the chance you'd get a Hatake with Anko's body and Kakashi's perverseness."

Ibiki silently groaned as the gleam in the men's eyes intensified threefold.

"Not to mention you could also probably get a kid with Kakashi's features and Anko's aversion to covering up" Izumo piped up.

Ibiki face-palmed as Tsume grinned ferally.

-0-0-0-

Iruka, who'd been silently seething throughout the meeting only compounded Ibiki's resulting headache when he started a fight that sent all three Genin to hospital.

'At least he had the restraint to wait till we were out of the Tower.' Ibiki thought,popping a tablet of Aspirin in his mouth.

Rule 164 a.k.a. 'The Real McCoy' rule

"Guys you got to hide me."

"Why?"

"Anko's after me."

"Torture or pleasure?"

"I didn't stay to find out."

"What happened?"

"Open the door and I'll tell you."

The door opened and he stumbled in.

"Well?" Izumo queried.

"You know I henged into Kakashi and asked Anko out on a date as part of that dare last week."

"And you got all the way to your birthday suits before you were interrupted."

"Except for the mask" chipped in Kotetsu.

"Yeah, well Anko's been staking Kakashi since then. She's taken to waiting outside the changing room waiting to 'jump his bones'."

"Really?"

"Yeah, well she caught him, but then she found out it wasn't him she'd stripped."

"How?"

"Well you know you can't henge into something you haven't seen so the equipment she saw that day…"

"Was yours, not Kakashi's."

"Umm, yeah."

"Oh man! This is priceless! So is he bigger?"

"You think she'd still be chasing the 'mystery guy' if he was?"

Izumo and Kotetsu stared at their team-mate in awe.

"Anyway," Iruka continued awkwardly. "I happened to be the first victim of her 'man-hunt'."

"Out."

"Wh-what?"

"Izumo, we've to throw him out. He's passing up a great chance here."

"I agree."

"Guys, waaaaaait!" Iruka wailed as he was introduced to the wonders of assisted flight.

-0-0-0-

"There you are!" a voice purred as he regained his bearings at his landing zone.

"You're coming with me, we've got a date to finish." Anko continued, dragging a whimpering Iruka behind her. Iruka's 'rep' among his fellow males sky-rocketed after that day, as it did among the females once the details of the 'date' were pried from a surprisingly reluctant and territorial Anko.

Chapter Soundtrack- 'Fill Me In' Craig David