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Rule 14 a.k.a. 'Thongs all the way' rule

"So did you get it Izumo?"

"Sure did."

"Great, we're gonna make a tidy profit off of this."

"And it was all your idea Iruka."

"Aww, shucks."

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Kakashi was enjoying the latest escapades in Icha-Icha when Kurenai and Anko the two most violent anti-Icha-Ichaites, after Tsunade, showed up before him. He closed his eyes waiting for the pounding or yelling he was about to receive. Personally he was hoping to be yelled at, it was the lesser of two evils.

When no raised voices or excruciating pain made themselves known, he opened his eye to see the duo grinning.

"You know scarecrow, from your reading preferences; I thought you'd have more mature underwear." Anko said twirling a pair covered in cartoon dogs.

Kakashi swallowed, "Where'd you get those?" Those were his favorite pair damnit!

"It's amazing what you can buy for 20 Ryo. Better hurry the rest of the pairs were going so fast, it was like they knew Hirashin." Kurenai quipped.

"By the way Tsunade lost the bet on whether they were boxers or briefs!" Anko yelled after the rapidly disappearing Jounin.

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Rule 61 a.k.a. "The secret to my strength" rule

E and Killer Bee were bored. Accompanying the Raikage to Konoha for talks as his guards might be a great honor but it sure was boring.

That's why they were currently roaming the merchant district on their off shift. They perked up when they heard the following conversation.

"I don't believe you."

"But think about it, it makes perfect sense."

"Yeah look at Itachi, he's gay and he's the strongest Uchiha because there are no real opportunities to get your hands on gay porn in Fire Country, we're the straightest of the Element Countries."

"But what about Fugaku?"

"Helllo, have you seen Mikoto? It's like having your own personal porn-star, after Tsunade and Kushina of course."

"Hmm, alright but if your theory's right, how come Kakashi reads Icha-Icha so openly."

"It's all show. It's a matter of hiding your weaknesses; and where better to hide than in plain sight?"

"Right that's true."

"The brothers had heard enough. They proceeded to the nearest bookstore to get 'Copy-Cat' Kakashi a gift subscription. Maybe protection detail wasn't all bad.

Chapter Soundtrack:- 'Shut It Down' Pitbull (ft. Akon)