My name is Kevin Egbert. I am 7 years old, weigh 50.6 pounds and am 3' 8'' tall. I have black hair with blue tips and sky-blue eyes. I have an hair-clip of the Breath aspect. I am wearing a blue shirt underneath a blue jacket with black jeans and blue sneakers. My Fetch Modus is Wallet while my Strife Specibus are Fankind and Hammerkind. Mew of the Breeze is my mutated cat. My bed is in the corner of the room beside a bookshelf that is full of movies and books on troll romance which were gifts from an online friend. I have stuffed grubs of varying colors which were also gifts from my online friend that are littered across the floor. I have posters of famous movies and hot guys all over the walls.
"Oh god, no! Not him!" I said to Mew while staring at the pesterer. "Let's get this over with."
Lucky Lawyer starts pestering Wind Flyer
LL: Hello 4g4in. I think th4t weeeeeeee got off on the wrong foot.
Wind Flyer blocks Lucky Lawyer
I should have done that to begin with. Man I hate lawyers. Oh thank god, someone I actually like.
Music Book starts pestering Wind Flyer
MB: Hell9 WF. I havve 6een t9ld that y9u havve 6l9cked LL. I guess that I am ww9ndering wwhy?
WF: Well the sun was shinning but now its raining.
MB: I am c9nfused? Wwhat d9es the wweather havve t9 d9 wwith 6l9cking LL?
WF: LL is the lawyer, right?
MB: ?Y9u d9 realize that he isn't actually a lawyer. That's just his Pesterchum handle. He just ch9se it 6ecause of his parents. 9ne is really lucky and the 9ther is a lawyer 6ut he isn't 9ne.
WF: Oh….
MB: Y9u d9n't like lawyers…That's a statement n9t a question.
WF: Lawyers are rain, you know. I mean its like when the forcast says that it'll be a sunny day but when you go outside its raining none stop.
MB: I guess…we d9n't really havve actual lawwyers…yet. 9ur c9urts aren't the same as y9ur c9urt systems. Alth9ugh the Pyr9pes are trying to update the systems s9 that it resem6les y9urs. Anywways y9u 6etter un6l9ck my c9usin Ks and talk t9 him.
Music Book stops pestering Wind Flyers
Dang it, more rainy weather! Mew eyed me so I decided to do as I promised.
Wind Flyer unblocks Krazy Stride
Wind Flyer starts pestering Krazy Stride
WF: Ok so its raining but everyone is telling me to talk to you so what do you want.
KS: Knew it!
WF: Is this all that you wanted. To rain even more on my parade.
KS: No and don't block me again. I just wanted to let you know to go ahead and connect to MB. Go ahead and get him set up to play. He has to get in…soonish.
Krazy Stride stops pestering Wind Flyer
See what I mean. He is such a jerk. Oh well guess I better get myself connected to MB.
