SR, Drunk Troy and Boss {Mute Kid}

Troy: You round..?

Mute Kid: I'm gonna assume you mean around. Yeah I'm walking to the church.

Troy: Need hlep

Mute Kid: You're drunk again aren't you?

Troy: ye

Mute Kid: Where are you?

Troy: Strp Culb.

Mute Kid: Strip club? Tee 'N' Ay?

Troy: ye

Mute Kid: Did you take your car or should I get mine?

Troy: yous

Mute Kid: Ok. Stay put. I'll be there in 5. Running back to my place.

Troy: Can I crsh ther

Mute Kid: Too drunk for your own place?

Troy: ye to mny stairs.

Mute Kid: Well at least you can type stairs. You can crash at my place. Be there soon.

Troy: Thnks

SR, Dex and Boss {Lil Playa}

Dex: Have you seen Troy?

Lil Playa: Yeah. He is passed out on my couch. Why?

Dex: He's what?

Lil Playa: He got drunk at Tee 'N' Ay. I had to pick him up and

Lil Playa: he asked to crash at my place. I let him so he's pass out on my couch.

Dex: Fucker has a drinking problem. He was supposed to come with me tonight.

Lil Playa: If it's an extra gun you need I can come. He snores so I can't sleep anyways.

Dex: Wait Troy snores?

Lil Playa: Like a damned band saw.

Dex: You need somewhere to get some sleep kid?

Lil Playa: Nah. Gonna go to a friend's place.

Dex: This wouldn't happen to be the friend's house you vanish to so often is it?

Lil Playa: You guys pay way too much attention to my personal life.

Lil Playa: But yeah it is. I need to be there for a couple days.

Dex: Hope you warned Troy. He gets freaked when you disappear.

Lil Playa: Left him a note next to the coffee maker. No worries. And he has a spare.

Dex: I don't have a spare.

Lil Playa: That's cause you never come over to my apartment anyways.

Dex: True. Alright I will see ya later then. I will just text him tomorrow.

Lil Playa: Kay. Text me if ya need me.