Chapter 2: It's CAPTAIN
Inside a dark room, sitting on a throne like chair, is a seems to be a 13 years old girl. An man wearing a lab coat and have his head in shadow arrive and bow to his young mistress.
"Sovereign of Silence, how are you feeling?" A scientist asked.
"Not so well. My energy is getting weaker. I need a Pure Heart! Did you make a contact my followers?" Sovereign asked.
"Well...No. They are still looking for Pure Heart we need for their reward. But after seeing the light from the girl like that, they'll come." Scientist said.
"They'll get me the Pure Heart they need and they shall get what they want." Sovereign said.
(Meanwhile)
A small boat coming near Tokyo. Standing on the mast, is a nearly between 15 and 18 years old man, wearing white shirt, black trousers, dark brown belt with a pirate skull buckles, light limish grey boots, long light brown coat, black bandanna with red stripes, brown sash and brown leather australian hat and also wears a big Dante's Hex necklace. He's carry a pistol in his sash and sabre sword in the scabbard. Standing on his left shoulder is a peregrine falcon.
But the boat they on is sinking. A sailor grabbed a rope and slid down, grab the the bucket and starting to bail out the water. As they coming close to the city, the sailor see a sailing ship on display. After a long stare and thinking, the sailor shake his head for no.
"Not a good choice, right Thunder?" A sailor asked.
The falcon who name name is Thunder, shook his head for no.
As they're near the dock, the sailor climb off the boat and and walk off. They pass a dock shed before a harbor master come out.
"Hold it right there!" HM said.
The Sailor stop, turn and head to the HM.
"It's five yen to tie up your boat to the dock." HM said.
The sailor and HM looked to see that the boat had completely sunken.
'What boat?" A sailor asked as the HM glare at him.
"Well, I like to know your name, please." HM said, pull out a book from the shed's window and open it, ready to write the sailor's name.
The sailor place his hand in his coat as he said, "How about I give you fifty yen," pull out fifty yen cash and place them on the book, "And we forget the name."
HM look at the sailor before he take the cash and put them in his pocket and close the book as he said, "Welcome to Tokyo, 'MR Dave'."
With that, the HM and sailor who's we shall call him; 'Dave' for now, went off, but before 'Dave' went farther, he reach his arm through the shed window, took out the cash box and somehow and incredibly, pull the lid completely off and take all the cash, put down the empty box and carry on.
(Meanwhile)
Serena and Rini arrive at Hotaru's house. Serena rings the doorbell. a while later, Kaorinite; The Dr Tomoe's assistant, open the door.
"Oh, it's you two." Kaorinite said.
"Hi Kaorinite, is Hotaru home? We are going to the park." Rini said.
"Oh, I don't think so. Dr Tomoe will forbid it." Kaorinite said.
"Now, Kaorinite. That's no way to talk to our guests." Dr Tomoe said as he appear behind his assistant.
Kaorinite jump a bit as Dr Tomoe pass her.
"Hotaru will be ready in a few minutes. Why don't you come in and wait?" Dr Tomoe asked.
"Thank you." Serena said before her and Rini enter the building.
(Meanwhile)
'Dave' look around near sea, looking for something.
"Don't they have any good ones around here?" 'Dave' asked.
(Meanwhile)
Serena, Rini and Hotaru arrive at the park with Serena's friends; Amy Anderson, Raye Hino, Lita Kino and Mina Aino.
"Hey, girls!" Serena said.
"Hi, Serena." Amy said.
"What's up?" Lita asked.
"We're heading to get some ice cream." Serena said before she put her stuffs down and walk off with Rini and Hotaru.
Just then, 'Dave' come by and walk on Raye, pushing her down.
"Excuse me, you're standing on my friend." Mina said.
"I'm terrible sorry. Didn't see her there. Next time, put her in your pocket." 'Dave' said.
"Get off me!" Raye said, about to pass her pusher off.
'Dave' flip over and land few feet away.
"Apparently someone is a really fire hothead. How could it be, smart girls such as you three, handle this one without getting burn?" 'Dave' asked.
"Just lucky, I guess." Mina said.
"Sound about right." 'Dave' then turn to Amy, "Judging by pile of books next to you, I would say you're the smart one?"
"Yes. I am. Why?" Amy asked.
"I was wondering, could you tell me where I can find a really sea worthy sailing ship?" 'Dave' asked.
"Sailing ship? You need to get out more. Those sailing ships are for display or under the sea now. All ships right now are engines or steams. There's now sailing ship that still sailing through the sea. And even so, no sailing ships can beat the engines or steams for speed." Amy said.
"Well... I've heard of one. It's suppose to be very fast, completely unstoppable and uncatchable. The Black Rex." 'Dave' said.
Amy just laughed, "Well, there's no 'real' sailing ships that can beat engines or steams ships."
"...Actually, Black Rex is the real ship." Mina said.
"No. It isn't." Lita said.
"Yes, it is. It's on the news." Mina said.
The other girls look at Mina before Raye ask, "It's on the news?!"
"Yeah." Mina said.
"That's ridiculous. It's not on the news." Amy said.
"Yes it is!" Mina said.
"Are you saying that, there's a sailing ship with black sails, crewed by some monster like people and captained by the woman, so evil, that hell itself spit back out?" Raye asked.
"No..." Mina said.
"Thought so." Raye said.
'Dave' smile, glad that's over...
"But there have be reported about a sailing ship with black sails attacked the cruise ship few months ago." Mina said.
'Oh! For Davy Jones' sake!' 'Dave' thought as he sneak away while the girls continue to argue.
"Oh! And no sailing ship crewed by some monster like people and captained by the woman, so evil, that hell itself spit back out could possibly have black sails. Therefore couldn't be any ship than a Black Rex! Is that what you're saying?" Lita asked.
Mina thought about it for the moment then say, "No."
"There you go. Like I said, there's no REAL ships that can beat engines or steams ships." Amy said before she turn to look at the Weirdo man...
Only to find out that he was gone!
"Where'd he go?" Lita asked.
"Girls, I sensed something odd about that guy..." Raye said.
Suddenly, a peregrine falcon fly down and attacking Raye! Raye scream as she try to shoo the bird away! The falcon fly off while Raye glare at it, "STUPID BIRD!"
(Meanwhile)
Serena, Rini and Hotaru are in the line for ice cream stand when suddenly, a wind blow Rini's hat off.
"My hat!" Rini yelled as she and Hotaru run after it.
'Dave' walk by and saw two girls chasing flying hat. He rise his arm and Thunder the falcon fly to his arm.
"Fetch." 'Dave' said.
Thunder then fly after the hat, grab the hat with his talons and fly back to his master.
"It got my hat." Rini said as she and Hotaru run yo 'Dave'.
"Here you go." 'Dave' said as he hand the hat to the girls.
Rini took her hat, "Thanks. Do you want to hang out? I'm Rink."
"My name is Hotaru. What's your name?" Hotaru asked.
"Dave or Davy if you like. But don't confuse the name with Davy Jones. He won't like it." 'Dave' said.
Rini and Hotaru look at their new friend in confuse.
"OK..." Hotaru just said.
"You're not from here, are you? What brings you here, Mr Dave?" Rini asked.
"Tell you what, I like you girls, so I'll tell you. I'm here to commandeer one of the sailing ships, pick up a crews from the Locker and set sails through the sea." 'Dave' said.
Rini laugh at it, "That's funny."
"Rini, I think he's telling the truth." Hotaru said.
"If he was telling the truth, he would have told us." Rini said.
"Well, Papa Sparrow always says, 'Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you'." 'Dave' said.
"That's not making any sense..." Hotaru said.
(Meanwhile)
A orange woman name Mimete from the Death Busters, just set her case. She target a lead singer.
"Let do this, Flambella!" Mimete said.
The case sudden open and rising from it, is a dragon like creature.
"Flambella!" Flambella said.
"Go!" Mimete said.
Flambella went on attacking.
(Meanwhile)
Amy just treated Raye wounds after a falcon attack. Suddenly, people run pass them. When they saw a creature, they look each other and nodded.
"Mercury Star Power!" Amy said.
"Mars Star Power!" Raye said.
"Jupiter Star Power" Lita said.
"Venus Star Power!" Mina said.
With a big flash, the girls become Sailor Scots. Luna went off to find Serena.
(Meanwhile)
Serena is about to be next when she saw Luna running to her and jump on her shoulder.
"Serena, there's a monster attack." Luna whispered.
Serena nodded and went to few trees. Seeing no one is looking...
"Moon Cosmic Power!" Serena said.
After a big flash, She become Sailor Moon!
(Meanwhile)
Flambella just grab the singer when...
"Hold it right there!" A voice call out.
Flambella turn to see five girls.
"In the name of the moon! You're dusted!" Sailor Moon said.
Flambella suddenly, flap her wings and try to blow the Sailor Scots away. The four Sailor Scots got a good grip, but Sailor Moon was bowl away.
Meanwhile, 'Dave' was telling stories to Rini and Hotaru.
"And then they made him their chief." 'Dave' said.
Suddenly, they heard a crash nearby. They turn to see shed with broken side. Suddenly a fire somehow throw to the shed, set it on fire.
Meanwhile, after dodged the fire, the Sailor Scots stare at the monster. Then Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars and Sailor Venus attack.
"Let do this, Sailor Moon." Sailor Jupiter said.
But Sailor Moon isn't with her! Sailor Jupiter turn around to see firing shed! Meaning...
"SAILOR MOON!" Sailor Jupiter yelled.
Sailor Jupiter run to jump in, but got block out by incoming fire. Flambella block the Sailor Scots to rescue her.
'Dave', Rini and Hotaru watch the battle while Rini and Hotaru are worrying about Sailor Moon in burning shed.
"Shouldn't those three up there save her or something?" 'Dave' said, pointing at three more Sailor Scots on the tree.
"They don't normally help." Rini said as she looking at Sailor Pluto.
'Dave' look at the fighting girl team, then at not fighting girl team before...
"Some team they are! Please don't lose these." 'Dave' said, Handing Rini and Hotaru his hat, long coat, pistol and sabre sword along with Thunder.
Then 'Dave' run and jump in.
With Sailor Moon, she coughing through fire smoke and then fell unconscious when 'Dave' arrive, pick her up and place her over his shoulder before make a run through the fire.
'Dave' manage to get out of the fire and lay Sailor Moon down as Rini and Hotaru join in.
"She's not breathing!" Hotaru said.
"Move!" 'Dave' said.
'Dave' then had his two fingers on Sailor Moon's chest and with a quick, hard press on, Sailor Moon sudden woke up with few coughing.
"I didn't think anyone can do that." Rini said.
"Apparently, they never been to place where best doctors are." 'Dave' said.
As Sailor Moon sat up, she see her friends in trouble.
"Thanks for the saved, kind sir. Now you three get to safety." Sailor Moon said before she join her friends.
"Moon Crisis Power!" Sailor Moon said.
With the Holy Grail, Sailor Moon become Super Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon then summon her Spiral Heart Moon Scepter.
"Rainbow Moon Heart Ache!" Sailor Moon said.
The creature scream of fear when a rainbow wave pass her then a giant heart ram her hard. Then the creature turn into dragon toy. A seed appear from it and broken, releasing dark spirit.
"Nicely done, ladies." 'Dave' said.
Just then, 'Dave' notice something on Sailor Moon's chest. 'Dave' move in close, much to Sailor Moon dislike, and see the locket. He open it and see some kind of crystal.
"Where did you get that?" 'Dave' asked.
"Get away from her!" A man's voice said.
Everyone turn to see Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon's boyfriend.
The Outer Sailor Scots join in.
"It's OK. He saved Sailor Moon life from the shed that's on fire." Rini said.
Sailor Uranus step forward, 'I believe thanks is in order." Sailor Uranus hold out her hand.
'Dave' stare it Sailor Uranus' hand before he slowly take her hand when suddenly, Sailor Uranus grab 'Dave's' hand and see a burned 'P' shape mark on him.
"Try to fool us, are you, pirate?" Sailor Uranus asked.
Rini and Hotaru look at each other, 'A real pirate!"
"I'll get the handcuff." Sailor Neptune said before went off.
Meanwhile, Sailor Mercury has her hand computer and her VR Visor on, "According to this, his name is Chris Orca."
"Captain KILLER Chris Orca, if you please." Killer Chris said.
"I don't see your sailing ship, so-called captain." Sailor Pluto said.
"I'm in a market. As it were." Killer Chris said.
"He said he's here to commandeer one." Rini said.
"He was telling a truth. These are his." Hotaru said as she hold out Killer Chris' stuff.
Sailor Pluto took the long coat and a hat, then hand them over to Sailor Uranus. Then she took a pistol.
"One short." Sailor Pluto said.
Sailor Pluto hand the pistol to Sailor Uranus. Then take a compress that spins out of control.
"A compress that doesn't point north." Sailor Pluto said.
"That's a gift from Papa Sparrow." Killer Chris said.
Sailor Pluto hand the compress to Sailor Uranus before take the last item, sabre sword. Sailor Pluto pull the sword out a bit to look.
"I actually thought it made of wood." Sailor Pluto said.
Sailor Pluto slide the sword back before hand it to Sailor Uranus.
"You are a strange pirate I ever seen." Sailor Pluto said.
"But you might have heard of me." Killer Chris said.
Sailor Neptune arrive back with handcuff.
"Wait! I really must protest. Pirate or not, he did save Sailor Moon's life." Rini said as Sailor Neptune.
"Good deed is not enough for a pirate." Sailor Pluto said.
Killer Chris then got behind Sailor Uranus and Neptune, after he was cuffed, "Well, you know what they always says. 'When going gets tough, the tough gets going!"
With that, after grab his stuffs, Captain Killer Chris Orca made a run for it!
"Hey!Come back here!" Sailor Uranus yelled.
But it would seem Killer Chris somehow remove the cuff and place between Uranus and Neptune!
"How...?" Neptune asked in shock and surprise.
Sailor Moon, Rini and Hotaru laugh at it.
"Well, I must be going now." Sailor Moon said before leap off.
"Come on! We need to go after that pirate!" Sailor Mars said to remianing Sailor scots.
They nodded and went off. Just then, Serena arrive with three ice creams.
"Did I miss anything?" Serena asked.
(Meanwhile)
Thunder just land on his master's shoulder.
"Ok, pal, we need to find a place to hide." Killer Chris said.
Suddenly, Killer Chris can see pair of Sailor Scots coming his way. In a quick act, Killr Chris jump through the open window of a house. Hotaru's house!
After geting up, Killer Chris look around.
"Nice place." Killer Chris said.
Just then, Killer Chris heard something behind him and he turn to see sleeping red hair woman; Kaorinite on the sofa. Killer Chris head to her qutiely then poke her few times to see if she wake up, but Kaorinite is still asleep. Killer chris turn for the second then...
"WOW!" Killer Chris Orca yelled.
But she's still asleep.
Killer Chris then went to the kitchen to grab something to eat. He check the fridge, "Cool. Chocolate Cake."
After a few bites, Killer Chris then heard front door open, meaning either that red hair lady leaving or someoen coming in! Just in case, Killer Chris went to hide!.
(Done! I hope you like it and found that funny. Hope to see you all soon!)