Chapter 2
3rd Person Pov
Last Time
"Um, the council wants me to marry Kakashi-sensei because we're both the last of our clans?" It's silent for a few seconds.
"WHAT?!" The combined screech of Sakura and Ino can be heard across town.
Now
"They can tell us who we can marry?" Ino asked panicked.
"No, um it's a special case. Kakashi is the last of the Hatake clan and since he's former ANBU they're worried that he might die sooner and let the Hatake clan disappear forever."
"How do you know he's former ANBU?"
"How many people have gravity defying silver hair? His code name was Dog, and even if he had been under a henge smell doesn't lie."
"You also said that you were the last of your clan."
"Yeah um kind of. I think it's why I had ANBU tailing me as a kid. I guess Uzumaki's are coveted."
"Do they have a kekkai genkai?"
"I mean it sounds like we just heal faster, are good at fuinjutsu, and have a lot of chakra. That's why I couldn't do the bushin, I put so much chakra in that I cooked it."
"What is Kakashi-sensei's kekkai genkai?" Sakura asks.
"Hatake's are known for having really dense white chakra." Ino answers. "So I'm guessing that they want people with a lot of dense chakra that could in theory heal faster than the average ninja. Makes sense that it would be combination from of military perspective. Question does the marriage contract require and minimum number of children?" Naruto's face immediately turns a neon red.
"A minimum number of children?" Sakura asks blushing a little.
"Um, yeah it said four, and we have to move in together!"
"Really, where are you guys going to live?"
"The Uzumaki Compound, we fought over whose apartment."
"You're joking," Ino told her. "Oh Kami you aren't joking. What were you fighting about?"
"Well he called my apartment a piece of shit, and I told him I wouldn't want to go to his place and hang out around his sex dolls. He didn't appreciate that."
"Oh my Kami," Sakura giggled, "you finally called Kakashi-sensei out on his Icha Icha obsession."
"Your sensei reads Icha Icha?"
"Your's doesn't Ino?" Ino thought for a moment. "Because I'm pretty sure his dad does."
"How can you be pretty sure that the hokage reads porn?" Sakura demands a little scandalized.
"Because I saw him reading a book with an orange cover dripping blood from his nose." They sigh.
"Even the hokage isn't a pervert."
"Wait, I just realized, if you're going to marry Kakashi-sensei does that mean you're not going to be on Team 7?"
"Hai, I'm going to become an apprentice and someone will be transferred to your group."
"Who will you be apprenticed to?" Sakura politely inquires.
"Um, someone in the Uzumaki's cousin clan."
"And they are?" Ino prompts.
"Tsunade Senju," Naruto whispers as quietly as she can.
"I didn't hear you Naruto-chan."
"Um, Tsunade Senju is who I will be the apprentice of hopefully. It's not set or anything."
"She's from a cousin clan. You're family is a cousin clan of the Senju."
"Yeah, the first hokage's wife was a woman named Mito Uzumaki."
"Seriously, that means Tsunade's grandmother was an Uzumaki. You're family created Tsunande." Sakura tells Naruto excitedly.
"I guess," Naruto admits sheepishly.
"So when are you guys moving in together?" Ino asked
"Next week," Naruto told them.
"Well, we're going to have to buff out your wardrobe before then." Ino has a predatory smile on her face.
"Um, Ino I'm not exactly let into a lot of the shops. You know because of my pranks. Most of the shopkeepers kick me out."
"Well why don't you just henge?"
"Won't the ninja know?" Naruto wonders nervously.
"Yeah, but what are they going to do undo your henge and yell at you while in the presence of the Yamanaka, and possibly Hyuuga heiresses?" Naruto's eyes get big.
"You would do that for me?"
"Of course, Naruto you deserve to be able to shop like anyone else despite your pranking history."
"Thanks, Ino-chan."
"You're welcome Naruto-chan. Sakura-chan are you going to spend the night?"
"I don't think I can." Sakura informs her sadly.
"Ok, I'll get dad to send you home. Naruto, we are going to stay here, watch the Princess Gale movies," the two other girls snort. "And eat sweets."
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Next Morning
Ino wakes up Naruto and gets her into one of Ino's sundresses. Naruto had to borrow one of the other Yamanaka girls bras. Naruto then made her way to her apartment to pick up her money.
Ino went over to the training ground and told Asuma-sensei what was going on, and that she wasn't going to team training today. She then went to go get Hinata, and when Hinata's father tried to interfere Hinata blew up at him.
"You doomed a girl to marry her sensei, Ino-san and I are dealing with the aftermath." Hinata then grabbed Ino's hand and marched out of the Hyuuga compound.
They then go to Naruto's apartment and find her freaking out a little bit. She had apparently found that her landlord and the other tenants hadn't lived there for two years. So she found all of her rent that she put in the mail box for the last two years.
"So, that means you have even more money to spend on your new clothes. We could get you some makeup, and you have skin stuff, right?"
"Skin stuff?"
"Like stuff to keep your face clean." Ino elaborated.
"I wash myself off." The two girls almost face plant.
"We have a lot of work to do."
The two then whisk Naruto off to do some serious shopping. Naruto henges into a girl with black hair, dark brown eyes, and no whisker marks. They met with Sakura on the way there, and went to hit all of the shops that girls, civilian or kunoichi, go to.
They needed to get her a plethora of things. Ino decided to get the most embarrassing things or if the way first. So, she took Naruto to get sized for a bra. Apparently one of the ladies that worked there was a forcefully retired kunoichi from Naruto's neighborhood. She teased poor Naruto until she was blushing neon red. The biggest shock of the day was what Hinata was hiding under her jacket.
"Oh, come on?! You too, Hinata?! Are we the flattest girls in the class?"
"No," Naruto answers, "that's Matsuri. She used to stuff her bras but she didn't look like she had hit puberty. You guys have that."
The next thing they did was get her necessities. She had never been able to get pads before because they were always overpriced when she tried. Ino resolved to talk to her father about that one. Ino and Hinata talked her through the products and which they each preferred and why.
Then they moved onto clothes. Naruto didn't have much in the way of clothes, and she didn't trust herself with skirts of any kind. Also if you put her in heels she lost all of her balance. They decided to not let her near any heels until she was older.
Then Hinata recommend that they go to a spa with a hair salon. Hinata knew the owners and if they caused a problem their business would have a problem.
They go in without Naruto in her henge and they immediately greeted them. They were pleasant even to Naruto which put the young girl at ease. She was skittish of most people and she knew when someone was fake being nice to her most of the time. These people were genuinely being nice.
"You're hair is a really pretty color but you need to take better care of it. Would you be willing to cut it short?"
"No, I like my hair a lot. I would rather keep it close to this length."
"Of course that's fine. First let's get you to lean back." The women begin to wash Naruto's hair lathering it up with a nice shampoo.
They massaged her scalp and washes out the shampoo. Then they get her to sit up and begin to cut the last few inches off of her hair. They then lather conditioner into her hair and wash the excess out. Then she joins the other girls in a hot springs. After they are done with the hot springs they are given facials which is an experience for Naruto.
Once they are done it's after lunch and Naruto's stomach is rumbling. Ino takes them to the Akimichi restaurant where they are greeted by Ino's teammates and sensei.
"You just left to have a girl's day?" Chouji asked slightly angry.
"No Chouji, they were probably trying to make Naruto feel better. Did your dad tell you what happened in the council meeting?" Chouji's eyes got huge.
"Oh, no wonder you guys took a girl's day."