Chapter 9

Back to school sale
*ends*
Skyler walks outside
Skyler: HIT ME! HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!


Jameson: where your home at?
Blu: it right there!
Jameson and blu look see at Alex the owl, tomada, duke, and Skyler took blu fanny pack.
Blu: yeah 911, that guy try to took my fanny pack!


Jameson and Alex: we going beat you a** Nigel!
Nigel: I going to punch you in the face, and blow up your girl male, and then..
(Jameson and Alex look at each other then look at Nigel still talk too much, later, Jameson, Alex, blu, and Skyler beat Nigel up now)


Nigel: I'm steal Blu WIFI password!
(ding dong) nigel open the door there blu and the cops!
Blu: yeah, that him!
Nigel:you call the cops?
Blu: yeah I did!
Nigel: it just a WIFI!
Blu: too bad!
Nigel: can i get a neflix?
Blu: nope!


Alex (Scarlet Macaw): Happy valentines day lilly!
Lilly: hey, where did you get me?
Alex (Scarlet Macaw): oh, you didn't get a rose flowers?
Lilly: no!
Alex (Scarlet Macaw): oh, let me sent it again!
Alex use iphone sent in Lilly iphone rose flowers!


roberto: Happy valentine's day! (give a candy for Sophia)
Jewel: Where my?
Blu: it in the mail!
roberto: here more! (give a giant bear toy for Sophia)
Jewel: Where my?
Blu: be creture!
roberto: new hollow! (roberto was going to give Sophia Blu beat roberto up)
Blu: YOU B**** A** N****!


(in movie)
pinocchio: I'm a real boy!
(in real life)
Blu pinocchio: I'm a real n****, right roberto?
roberto: no, I didn't said that, that was him!
Blu, Jameson, Alex, Skyler and Kelly glad roberto and throw him out


Blu: Tell roberto-
Jameson: what, tell him goodbye my friends? (Blu glad Jameson close to him Face)
Blu: Tell him get the hell away for my fanny pack! (Blu dies and roberto came)
roberto: yyaaaa, i can get a fanny pack! (roberto took it and Blu got back to life)
Blu: OH NO YOU NOT, GIVE MY FANNY PACK BACK B****!


Tiago put thankgiving in the Linda garage upstairs room.
(meanwhiles)
Blu: where the leftover?
Jewel: it in th-(Jewel was going to said it tiago stap Jewel neck)
Blu: you killed your mom!
Tiago: she was weak!
Blu: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Skyler: hey guy, I feeling well today, so you can sits there an-(skyler saw mimi came) LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HISTORY.
all people: d'oh!


Blu: time for beds!
carla, tiago and bia said: noooo!
Blu: how about a bedtime story?
carla, tiago and bia :yyyaaaaahhh!
(later)
Tiago: and a happy ever after, the ends!
Blu: YYAAAAAHHH! now i go to sleep, good night!


Blu: makes misleading compliment
Blu: throws phone uP In the air.
Blu: shatters.


Blu:who took my food? ROBER-
(next page)
Blu: that was me 10 minute ago, i was mad, so i calm do-
(next page again)
Blu: that was me 15 second ago, NEVER MIND THAT! (kick the door where roberto is) ROBERTO!


Wow, that was the best story you never see, oh and sorry I'm sorry been gone for a month so I came back to work Rio Vines so I can get back to work where it came from, see you in the next chapter, Because The Black Owl is Here!