Chapter 11 Draco's Stag Do.

Whilst Hermione and the girls were in Muggle London on Hermione's Hen do, the boys meanwhile where in Muggle Liverpool for Draco's Stag Do. They were staying in a hotel in the Wizarding part of Liverpool, so they apparated there from Malfoy Manor at around 9:30 in the morning. Harry being Draco's best man had had the task of arranging the stag do, and once he knew how many people were coming he booked 5 rooms in the wizarding hotel in Liverpool. Once everyone had arrived in Malfoy Manor Harry ran through the Itinerary for the day.

When they reached the hotel, they checked in and took their luggage to their rooms. Harry was sharing with Ron off course, Draco was sharing with Neville, Seamus with Dean, Ernie with Justin, and the 3 Ravenclaw boys Anthony, Michael, and Terry were sharing a slightly larger room than the others to accommodate for 3 beds and 3 overnight bags. Harry then handed everyone a written copy of the stag do itinerary with some rules to help them avoid breaking both magical and Muggle laws. "The last thing we want", he explained as he heard groans from the other boys, "is to end in front of the Ministry Of Magic for breaking the wizarding laws, with the possibility of losing our wands. That would spoil not only the stag do but the wedding as well. Or worse we don't want to end in either Azkaban or a Muggle prison that we can't even apparate out off – or use the alhomora charm to unlock the door". "No that's a horrible thought", said Ernie. "I don't fancy either much, although at least with a Muggle prison there are no Dementors", put in Justin.

Once Harry had been through the rules they walked into the Muggle part of Liverpool and caught the mini bus to the Go Karting track. They paid the Karting fee off £10 each, this included the helmets but seeing as they were on an indoor Karting circuit they wouldn't need the suits. This was just as well because being August it was rather hot. So the boys raced instead wearing shorts, t-shirts, trainer socks, and trainers. They had great fun racing, getting real adrenaline rushes, in the end though Harry stole the show racing much faster than anyone else, and setting the new record for the fastest lap time round the circuit. Draco however was a very close second, with Ron finishing third. They agreed that some Muggle activities were just as much fun as wizarding activities.

When they had finished racing it was time for lunch. They went to Planet Hollywood and Draco asked for a table for 11. During lunch Justin gave Draco a list of stag night dares that all the boys had compiled which he had typed up neatly on his computer at home

At 2:30 Ernie requested the bill, and everyone paid for their lunches, and then they set out on the short walk to Anfield Stadium to watch Liverpool FC versus West Ham FC. They arrived at 2:45 15 minutes before kick off and bought their tickets which cost £30 each. They entered the stadium and found their seats on the halfway line. The game was very exciting. Liverpool were playing 5,4,1 and Westham were playing 5,3, 2. In the end though Liverpool kicked butt! and thrashed West Ham by 6-0 with Michael Owen scoring 3 goals.

After the match Harry, Justin, and Seamus the Liverpool fans were celebrating, and Dean was sulking a little because of his disappointment over his team losing, but not so much so that he spoilt the rest of the Stag Do though!. Singing various football songs including the Liverpool Anthem 'You'll Never Walk Alone' which Harry, Justin, and Seamus had taught the others the boys walked to a dark alley way and apparated back to the hotel. When they were all back in there rooms the boys took it in turns to quickly shower and change their clothes, Harry used some hair gel to spike his hair up and he and Ron dressed for the evening.

Dressed for dinner and clubbing the boys hit the hotel bar for pre-dinner wizard alcoholic drinks. They each had a butter beer and a fire – whiskey (note that this is properly stronger than ordinary whiskey), before heading into the Muggle part of Liverpool to catch taxi's to the restaurant. They went to an Indian restaurant were they ordered a ton of food which was washed down by lots of alcohol. At 10 o'clock they paid the bill and made their way to the night-club where they danced the night away until 3AM. During this time Draco also had to complete some tasks which made the evening all the more enjoyable. Terry grabbed the microphone from the DJ and announced "Tonight and for one night only I present Mr Draco Malfoy. He gets married next week so this your last chance to snog him", he said pointing at Draco. Before he knew it half of the women in the club were pushing and shoving trying to get to Draco, he's gorgeous they sighed, "who's the lucky lady", asked one of the women. "A girl called Hermione", Ron told them. Draco was getting nervous about the first task, and was having trouble speaking from the shock of the amount of women trying to kiss him. "Ladies, Ladies," Justin called using the DJ's microphone, "form an orderly que please, or you do not get to kiss Draco". The women calmed down, and Draco set about completing his first task – it was impressive he managed to kiss 60 women – 1 for each second off the task.

The second task was to see how many beers he could down within a minute. Each of the boys bought him a pint of beer, and they lined them up along the bar. Harry took a Muggle stop watch out of his pocket, set it 00:00, and said "ok ready Draco, 1,2,3, go" . Draco went from pint to pint downing as many as he could within the minute limit, whilst the boys chanted "down it, down it, down it". As the minute was nearly up the chant changed to "down in one, down in one, down in one". Draco managed to down an impressive 10 pints within the minute that passed. The next task was to pull a moony out of the window, however as the windows in the club were darkened and you couldn't see out of them, it was pointless doing this task in the club so this had to wait until they were back at the hotel. Task 4 required being outside. However task 5 was achievable as were all the rest so Draco had to do them whilst they were in the club. Harry handed Draco a pink dress, a blonde wig (although Draco's hair is blonde anyway it needed to be longer for him to look the part), and a pair of high heels and told him to put them on and walk around for 10 minutes. Once he had walked around in the dress wig and shoes for 10 minutes he had to then stand on the bar wearing them still and sing my old man's a dustman which he did so unsteadily (the 10 beers and the other drinks were taking there toll), and loudly. "Oh my old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat he took me round the corner to watch a football match, fatty passed to skinny, skinny passed back, fatty done a shot out and knocked the keeper flat" (Traditional football song), sung Draco as everyone in the club watched him laughing. As each task was completed Neville ticked them off on the list. Once Draco had finished singing on the bar he changed back into his trousers, shirt, jacket and shoes and proceeded to fur-fill the other tasks on the list. He chatted up the bar girl who gave him a free cocktail, and he even managed to snog her, but when she asked him for his phone number he said "I don't think that's a good idea my fiancée might get jealous".

At 3AM happy but exhausted the boys departed from the night-club and walked down the road, to a deserted alleyway, where they apparated back to the hotel. Just as they were about to go into their rooms Seamus's mobile rang, and as he answered Hermione and her hens begun screaming and laughing down the phone. Annoyed Seamus told them to calm down, as the boys crowed around the phone to listen to the girls. As Seamus hung up, Harry's phone rang and so the boys stayed up for the next hour whilst Hermione and her hen's serenaded Harry, and then Dean and Justin. They thought the whole thing amusing, and laughed at the girls for the next hour before going to bed.