"GET OUT OF HERE!" Natsu yelled at Lisanna, then he bangs the door right in front of her face.

"Natsu that was rude."

"Anyways, who was that?" Lucy asked with a smile, but it seemed like she had a jealous aura surrounding her

"That was Lisanna Strauss! My ex-girlfriend!" Natsu shrieked while rubbing his hair – he looked like he was in a psychological wreck.

"Then, why is she here?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"How did you guys have a relationship anyway? You seem to really hate her…" Lucy muttered

"I WAS FORCED TO! IT WAS HELL!" Natsu cried out – he looked really pitiful.

"How'd you get rid of her then?" Lucy asked

"She went to study in America."

"but, now. She's. BACK." He added

"Let me talk to her."

"I could convince her to leave you." Lucy suggested

"Your being so nice, princess." Natsu said in awe

"Do you want me to help you or not?"

"I NEED YOUR HELP!" Natsu shouted as he begged on his knees

Then, Lucy opened the door and said "Come in."

"Thanks, blonde." She said rudely

'Oh my goodness, what is with her?' Lucy thought

"You were being polite a while ago, what happened?" Lucy asked softly

"Tch. Shut up. I'm only kind to Natsu." She hissed

"What the hell is your problem?!" Lucy yelled

"I want Natsu back from you! You ugly hag!" Lisanna yelled back

"HEY! Don't call her an ugly hag." Natsu suddenly butted in

"She was being mean!" Lisanna acted all cute in front of Natsu

"I'll … you … you… freakin'… bit…ch." Lucy mumbled angrily while clenching her fist, she was mentally picturing herself kicking the life out of Lisanna

Lisanna smirked cause she noticed the angrily Lucy. She then faces Natsu and smiles.

"Natsu, did you miss me?" Lisanna asked as her blue eyes sparkled

"No way. I'd rather die than miss you." Natsu snorted

"Hmph," Lisanna sighed

"Lisanna, I think it's best that you leave." Lucy muttered angrily

"Tch,"

"Bye Natsu~! I'll come back~!" She said as walked towards the door.

"Lucy, please come with me." Lisanna said as she dragged Lucy to the door as well.

SFX: BANG! (Door slams)

. . .

Outside

"What do you want?" Lucy asked with annoyance

"I just wanted to warn you." Lisanna smirked

"About what?"

"I'm going to do EVERYTHING to get Natsu back."

"Get ready, blonde bitch." Lisanna said evilly

"Bring it on, white haired whore." Lucy smirked back.

"Good bye." Said the white haired young lady as she walked away

"URGH!" Lucy mumbled then stormed in to her house.

"What's wrong?" Natsu asked

"It's nothing, really." Lucy shrugged

"Let's just continue watching."

And then, after that declaration of war, Natsu and Lucy continued watching Howl's Moving Castle.

The next day

"Natsu, I'll be going to work early." Lucy said as she walked to the kitchen and grabbed a slice of bread

"Why?" He asked

"Things happened." Lucy sighed

"Okay. Be careful on your way there." Natsu said with his cheeky grin.

'Guess he's not that bad.' Lucy thought while smiling.

"I'm off!" Lucy said as she walked out of the house

"Bye." Natsu waved happily

. . .

Lucy walked to her work place. It was actually quite near her condominium.

"Lucy!" A young lady with brown locks ran towards the blonde with a shocked expression

"Huh? What is it Cana?" Lucy asked nervously

"This is bad!"

"Our fashion boutique has been ruined! The dresses were shredded and torn apart!" The brunette said sadly

"WHAT!?" Lucy shrieked

"I know, it's terrible."

"And the perpetrator left a note." Cana added while handing Lucy a pink letter

Lucy opened the letter, and it said:

"Hi! I hope you liked my surprise!
More surprises are awaiting you!
BTW, This is just the beginning.
And, I'll give you a clue for my next surprise.
Here it is:

C - - A - - - - - - t

Ps, I hope you die soon.
Lovingly yours,
Lisanna Strauss."

"Clue for your next surprise?"

"What on earth does she mean?" Lucy mumbled

'C… A…' Lucy thought

'Car… A…'

"Lucy? What are we supposed to do?"

'Car… next word starts with "A" and ends with "T"' Lucy thought

"Hello? Lucy?" Cana waved in front of Lucy's head.

'Car… Accident?!' Lucy thought, then she saw a car speeding towards her and Cana!

"OH SHIT!"

"THE ANSWER! IS CAR ACCIDENT!"

"CANA! WATCH OUT!" Lucy rushed towards Cana and pushed her away from the speeding car. Luckily, no one was injured that much.

The car just drove away, but then a paper came flying out of its window!

"Tsk, Looks like there's another letter." Lucy sighed as she got up and picked up the letter

"Clever little miss Lucy. No wonder you're a Heartfilia.
You won't mind if I got a little personal with Natsu, right?
I'm heading towards your house right now. Ahaha.
I think I'm planning on burning it down…
Or I might harass Natsu… teehee~!
Hope you enjoy my surprise! And this time,
I'm not giving you anymore clues.
Don't get mad at me when you find out~!
Ja Ne! See you at your house!
Lovingly yours,
Lisanna."

"OH NO!" Lucy said as she started running towards her house's direction

"Please take care of everything for me, just for now." Lucy yelled while looking at Cana

"Okay ma'am!" Cana responded with a smile of reassurance

Lucy successfully ran to her house without losing her breath. Thank goodness it wasn't burnt! Then she rushed to the door. Oh my! The door was locked! This is not good!

'No! No! What is she going to do to Natsu?!'

'OPEN UP STUPID DOOR!' Lucy thought while banging the door

SFX: BANG! BANG! BANG! (The door sounded like it was gonna break)

"LISANNA! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Natsu shrieked, he was defenseless. He was tied by a very very sturdy rope.

"No, I want Lucy to see this." She said as she smirked

Then Lisanna sat down on a tied up Natsu's lap.

"GET OFF ME YOU WITCH!"

"No." She smiled

Then she kissed Natsu's neck. Natsu squirmed and yelled "GAAAH! GET OFF!"

'Natsu's yelling?!' Lucy thought, then her banging on the door was getting louder and louder and louder!

"MUST. SAVE. NATSU." Lucy screamed then broke down the door – damn was Lucy strong.

Then Lucy saw Lisanna sitting on Natsu's lap, while kissing Natsu's neck. Then Natsu looked like he was going to die of disgust. Man did he look terrible.

"LUCY! This woman! She lusts for me! That's all SHE EVER WANTED!"

"What do you mean?" Lucy asked

"SHE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME! HELP! ME!" Natsu cried out while squirming

"I HATE HER! I WANT TO HIT HER BUT I'M TIED UP!" He shrieked

"Stop moving honey, I've wanted to make babies with you for a very long time now." Lisanna said as she kissed Natsu's lips.

'Shit. NO. SHE DID NOT JUST KISS ME.' Natsu thought

*flick!*

Lucy was so jealous she could destroy the whole house.

Lucy slapped Lisanna – and damn did it hurt.

"How dare you kiss my fiancé! Right in front of my face!" Lucy yelled angrily

Oh my, looks like Lucy's claimed Natsu as her one and only fiancé! Looks like things are heating up!

How will Lisanna respond? Will she give up? Or come up with bitchier plans?!

Find out in the next chapter! *smile*

How you like dat mah bros?! I hope you liked this chapter!

It was time for some progress between the Yin and Yang!

*Reviews are HIGHLY appreciated!*

Sorry if things were rushed, I have a lot of shit going on. ._.