Nagihikos POV
I think I made a big mistake. I got Rima pregnant, Again. I'm such a damn idiot. We weren't planning on having anymore kids. Having Isshin was already enough. And i make her pregnant. 2 kids? I bet Rima won't talk me me today. She wasn't stopping me though.
JUST GREATTTT... I can handle 2 kids. I think.
The next day I woke up naked. I put clothes on. Rima already had clothes on. Just as expected, shes not taking to me. It's either
1. She's embarrased or
2. She mad she's pregnant now.
"Aw..why are you so mad?"
"I'm pregnant now! Thanks to you!"
"You were enjoying it though."
"Oh, shut up."
"It's true."
"But...No matter if I wanted to have another baby or not, i'd still be happy with them."
I smiled.
"But besides that,i only a little excited. A little=A lot.
A month later...
It's December. (A/N:/ Yeah yeah, I know it's February, but December for them.)
There's already Christmas lights everywhere. There Christmas stuff in the stores. Christmas commercials. Even though it just turned December, everyones way too excited. Rimas stomach is already showing. It's actually pretty big. Sorry, Rima-koi.
"Your soooo fat, Rima."
She glared at me. "This is your fault!
I layed next to her and rubbed her baby bump. "I know, i'm sorry."
I feel bad. She feels bad, literally. She's been throwing up, stomachs been hurting, and she's sleeping a lot.
"I want to go to Amu's house."
"Why? Are you sure?" She nods. We go to Amu's house. I'm surprised she hasn't moved with Tadase yet. "Hi Amu."
"Hi Rima, Nagih- Rima your stomach!"
She glared at me. "I know." I gave her a sarcastic smile. "Your p-pregnant?"
"Yup."
The pinkette looked at me. "Nagihiko, how could you!"
"How could I what?"
"Why did you do that to Rima!"
"Because I love her so much and I-" Rima cuts me off. "Shut up."
Amu smiled nervously. "Actually, that's a coincidence."
"How?"
"B-Because I'm pregnant too."
"What!? By who?"
"T-Tadase."
I looked at Rima. "Obviously..."
"YOU, SHUT UP!"
"I don't know if you can see it."She lifted her shirt halfway. She had a baby bump aswell. "We're having twins."
"Twins?"
"Yup."
Rima looked at me. "WHAT IF WE HAVE TWINS! WHAT IF WE HAVE TRIPLETS!? EVEN WORSE, WHAT IF WE HAVE QUINTS!?"
"Calm down Rima-Chan, I'm sure it's just one."
I remember when we were all just kids. We were all innocent. We were in the guardians. But now, some are pregnant and married.
We went back home. Since I felt bad i asked Rima something. "If there's anything you want, i'll do it."
"Actually, there is something I want."
"What's that?"
"I want you to dump water on your head, Jump off a house then steal a bird and give it cherry's then release it. Oh yeah, I want a flower too. And when you do i'll be satisfied."
Yup, she's insane. "I want to satisfy you but...I can't do that." No answer. I looked at her. She was sleeping. I told you she's sleeping a lot lately.
And it's my fault. I'm so stupid.
The next day...
Rima went to check if the baby's a boy or girl. I honestly don't know what I want it to be. She didn't want me to come cause she's still mad at me.
So i'm just here staring at the blank wall. Then I looked at Isshin who was throwing her toys everywhere. Then she threw it at my face. "Ow!"
She laughed. "That's not funny." She fell side ways. I tried to hold my laughter in.
I don't know how this is possible. She knows how to scratch, hit, kick and slap but she can't crawl yet. Everything she see's she tries to rip. Yes, even me. It hurts like hell. But when Rima's here, she's this loving baby who looks so innocent. What did I do?
Ohhhhh, I see now. She get's it from her mother. Why haven't I noticed that?
Rimas POV
The next day I woke up before Nagihiko today. I plan to prank the hell outta him that when he can't take anymore, he'll cry like the big baaby he is. What did he do, you ask?
Absolutely nothing. I just like botheting him. It's halarious. I poked him on the shoulder. "Nagi..." He didn't wake up. So slapped her as hard as I could.
"Ow...What was that for?"
"Nothing. Wake up."
"No thanks." Okay. Suit yourself. I smiled. I got a bucket from the kitchen and filled it to the TOP with COLD water. After that, I added a lot of ICE CUBES.
I tipped toed in the room. Then I threw the water all over him. He jumped up. "AHH! What the fuck Rima!?"
Yay, he's pissed! "Ohayo"
"What was that for!?"
I started laughing. "No reason."
"I'm fucking wet!"
"You haven't touched water before? And besides, I don't care."
"You know...you can be really annoying..."
"I know." I smiled. He sighed. "Damn it..."
"What's the matter? It's just water."
"I'm all wet now. Did you ever think about my hair? You know how long it takes to dry? And while i'm waiting for it to dry, i'm gonna catch a cold."
Pftt...oops.
"You don't love me anymore?"
"I still love you."
MWHAHAHAHA, YOU HAVE MORE COMING YOU PURPLE HEAD!
What? Someone needs to teach this purple head a lesson.
He's changing so right now, I can set up. I put oil all around the floor. So he'll slip!
"AHHH, NAGIHIKO HELP!" I laughef silently. He rushed out. "Whats the mat-" He slipped. "AAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAAH!"
"Oww..."
"You slipped on oil!"
"Why!? What did I do!? You devil !"
I laughed even more. I suddenly felt a pain in my stomach. Oh yeah, i'm pregnant. I looked at Nagihiko who was clutching his leg wincing. "Ahah-Ow, don't make me laugh."
"You think this is funny!?"
I looked to the side and saw a small baby. "Isshin? How did you get out your crib?"
"Where did you find oil?!"
I put her back to sleep. "Stop. Making. Me. LAUGH!"
"What!? So now it's my fault?"
I sat on the couch. "Actually, yes. Your the one who slipped."
"Your the one who made me slip."
"You should've been more careful."
"I wasn't caring about being careful, I was worried about you."
I glared at him. "This has to clean up." I looked at him.
"I have to?"
"Obviously."
"Oh right...Your pregnant..."
"You got me pregnant."
He looked at me and smirked. "You know what's funny?"
"What?"
"You were enjoying every bit of it!"
"N-no."
"Yeah. You were like 'Oooooohhh Nagiiiiiii' "
I blushed. I wasn't! "No I wasn't! I didn't even plan it! You did!"
"And you went along with it."
I can never win. I went to the hospital to find out if it's a boy or girl. It's a girl. Another girl.
I just need to tell Nagi. "Nagi...it's a girl."
"What's a girl?"
I rolled my eyes. I pointed to my stomach. "Ohhh...Wait, how did you find out?"
He's gonna be mad. "I went to the hospital obviously."
He sighed. "I told you to tell me. And you did the same thing when you were having Isshin."
"Oops."
