,Nagihikos POV

Today is the day before Christmas eve. Sure, Christmas is great and all but this year, their taking it way too far.

Not ONE commercial is normal. Actually, nothing is normal!

Everywhere I fucking turn- Excuse my language. What I meant to say was, everywhere I turn, there's either green, red or white!

You think I enjoy hearing 'Fa la la la la' everyday? You think I enjoy seeing lights too bright for my eyes everyday? You think I enjoy seeing 'santa' drink Coco Cola on every commercial? Everything is decorated in artificial snow!

I'm not having it.

Okay.. Maybe i'm over exaggerating. Rima was on the bed muttering something. "Who're you talking to?"

"Myself."

"What kind of conversation are you having with yourself?"

She shot a glare at me. "I was wondering why I was so stupid to let you get me pregnant once again!"

I looked to the right. "Oops." I said sarcastically. "But, I was also thinking of some baby names."

"Okay..How's your stomach?"

"Hm, I don't know, I guess it disappeared like nothing happened. I guess the pain randomly went away. That's great isn't it?" She glared again. Sarcasm.

"Sheesh, Rima. I was just asking."

She flipped her hair. "Drama queen..." I muttered.

"What was that?" She said getting ready to murder me. "I said...Your my queen."

"Thats what I thought!"

I checked on Isshin then went outside. It's snowing. How wonderful. That explains why it was so cold last night.

Someone started calling me on my phone. I answered. "Hello?"

"HIII NAGI!"

I face palmed. "Why hello, Nadeshiko."

"What are you doing today? Why am I even asking? Anyways, I have a dance recital on sunday, can you make it?"

"I'm glad your in a better mood. I'm just home today. And...I think I can make it, i'm not so sure Rima though."

"That's good! Wait, why can't Rima come?"

"Oh, she's pregnant."

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"WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?"

"I didn't tell you?"

"Nagi! How could you do that to Rima?! Last time I saw you, you were innocent as a butterfly. But now, your getting girls pregnant!?"

I sigh. "You make it sound so bad. If you were to tell someone that, you'd make it seem i'm a hentai going around raping and getting girls pregnant. This is my wife, so it's fine. And...whats so bad about having -"

"SHADDDAP! DON'T SAY THE S WORD!"

"I wasen't going to."

"Well, I have to go practice and see Hotori-kun."

"Hotori-kun? Is a Amu-chan okay with this?"

"Don't worry. I told Amu-Chan everything. Why would I betray my best friend?."

"Are you over him?"

She sighed. "I don't know...But there is a guy i'm interested in."

"Do you mind telling me who?"

"S-Souma-kun."

"Souma-kun?!"

"Yes..."

"Your kidding right? You do know Souma-kun likes Utau-chan, right?"

"I know, I know. It's just that Hotori-Kun has Amu now...And I'm not going to hurt my bestfriend. Souma-kun is nice, cheerful, hyper, cool, fun...and other things. But i'm not really sure if I like him. There's also Tsukiyomi-Kun...He's cool, he has pretty hair, he's tall, hot..."

Hot..That does it. "Nadeshiko, please tell me your kidding." I took a deep breath. "TSUKIYOMI-KUN? THAT NEKO WHO ALWAYS THINKS HE'S ALL THAT WHEN HE CAN'T FIGHT FOR SHIT?"

"N-Nagihiko."

"Knowing him, he'd probably let you die if you were in a bad situation. He may look tall and strong but he's a weak bitch."

"Sorry, I was just thinking... But there's Sanjou-Kun...He's smart...and he's...um...smart...and smart?"

"That's basically all."

"Then there's Nikaidou-kun."

"What the!?-That was our teacher for heaven sakes! Nadeshiko, your lovestruck. You don't know who to choose."

"I guess your right...There's no one better than Hotori-Kun...He's cute, charming, nice, kind, gentle, helpful, loving, and handsome."

I face palm. That's not what I was saying. "Well bye, my perverted brother!"

"Bye, my lovestruck sister- Wait, perverted!?" She hung up.

I sigh once more. I went in the room. "Are you okay, Rima?"

She was crying. "Rima!? What's wrong?"

"I-It hurts Nagi!"

"Are you-"

"No IDIOT!"

I'm worried and she calls me an idiot. Typical Rima.

"Wait, it stopped." I sweat drop.

Hours later... (9:30 PM)

I sit on the bed and watch this weird show about a spanish girl and a monkey with red shoes. They explore every single day. There's also this talking lizard, cow, a FATT red bird and other animals. I just find it weird. I turn it to a different channel.

This weird movie pops up. It was in the 'S' scene, if you know what I mean? How we made Isshin? Yeah. I quickly changed it. "No more...please.."

I look down at Rimas clothes. She's taking a shower. And I stole her clothes. Why? A) I want to piss her off B) I want to see what she was going to wear C) No reason D) I want to see her without clothes.

It's definitely D. "Nagihiko!" She screamed in the bathroom. "Yes, madam?"

"Give me my clothes!"

"You have to come get it. I'm not getting up." She stomps out with a bra and underwear. "Give. Me. My. CLOTHES!"

I smirked. "What do you mean?"

"Don't act all innocent now! I know you have it!"

"Have what?"

"My clothes!"

"What clothes?"

"Myyyyy clothes!"

"Whos 'Mai'?"

"UGHHHH, NAGIHIKO!"

"Yes, Fujisaki-san?"

She blushed. "Give me my clothes! Hurry up! It's cold."

I look at her body and smirk. Well, maybe I am a pervert. "Rima, your breasts are bigger."

She blushed more. "You pervert! When did you become such a perv!? And, are you checking me out!?"

"Maybeeee..." She gave me one hard slap on the face then snatched her clothes. I laughed then it ciezed into a dumbstruck look.

Isshin. Is. Climbing. The. Coffe. Table. I rushed over to her and lifted her off. "When did you become a good climber. Why are you out of your crib? It's bedtime for you."

I put hee in her crib. She cryed for 5 minutes then went to sleep.