Sarah: "That is the last time I take flying tips from you. It's like you flew into that bird on purpose!"

Rory: "I was hungry."

Benny: "That pizza place owes us big time."

Ethan: "Give it up, Benny."

Benny: "We were stood up, E. Now I have a gaping pizza-sized hole right here." (motions to his heart)

Benny: "I don't what know what your babysitter's done to herself, but I like it."

Erica: "I don't care how cute you are, nobody puts me in a trance."

Sarah: "I can't believe you have a date for the dance. I thought you were done with guys from our school."

Erica: "Who says he's from our school?"

(girls walk past them, laughing)

Sarah: "Why can't we do something fun like those girls?" (motions to the girls that just walked past)

Erica: "They told me they were going to the beach. For some sun. That sound like fun to you?"

Sarah: "Fine, forget I mentioned it."

Benny: "Well, hello, Sarah. You girls going to the dance tomorrow?"

Erica: "Not with you dorks. I'm off to the zoo, it's feeding time. (moving past Ethan and Benny then turns around.) Hey, are pandas still endangered?"

All: "Yes!"

Erica: "Bummer." (blows them a kiss)

Benny: "I don't care how dead you are, you do that again, I kill you!"

Rory: "In order to kill Vampire Ninja, you must first catch Vampire Ninja!"

Rory: "Uh…guys? Remember that locker search a couple of months back?" (flashback to Rory flushing the alligators).

Sarah: "You flushed live alligators?"

Rory: "I didn't mean to. (everybody gives him a weird look) What? They obviously survived."

Benny: "Where did you get them?"

Rory: "Uh, Florida…I thought they were iguanas. When they called the locker raid, I panicked. I thought they would be safe in there."

Sarah: "What do we do now?"

Erica: "Kill them."

Benny (looking over at Ethan): "I thought you said the spell would of worn off by now!"

Sarah: "It did. Now we're just mad at you!"

Benny: "That is one freaky stump! Do you think it can hold a grudge?"

Sarah: "Why?"

Benny: "I carved my name into it. Benny loves Beth, then Kylie, Della, Erica."

Ethan: "It's simple math. Howling plus hair plus this town equals-"

Benny (interrupting Ethan): "Awesome."

Ethan: "Werewolf."

Benny: "Werewolf?"

Sarah: "Not everything is supernatural. You're obsessed."

Erica: "Did you turn eleven last night? What's with the juice box?"

Sarah: "It's a new blood substitute Benny's grandma gave me. I guess she's used to packing…nerd lunches."

Rory: "I can't believe we drove to school in the Vamp Camper."

Doug Falconhawk: "I can't believe you guys had your own suits."

Benny (starting to turn into a zombie): "Can I bite your head?"

Jane: "Do you think Grandma is making out with her boyfriend right now?"

Benny (talking about demon-possessed Sarah): "Is it wrong that I still think she's hot?"

Jane (calling from upstairs): "Ethan, where's Sarah?"

Rory: "We think she's been possessed by a ghost from the Netherlands."

Benny: "What's it doing?"

Ethan: "She's changing my status. To 'jammin with my babysitter in my Star Trek jammies!'"

Benny: "Ha, burn!"

Mr. Morgan: "So, I understand that you're the new president of the Whitechapel Justin Beiber fan club."

Ethan (confused): "What?"

Mr. Morgan: "Well, Rory's parents were working the dessert table and they showed us your status update. Are you, um, sure that you want to sign up for figure skating?"

Rory: "I thought you said I was the scariest thing here!"

Benny: "Second's still pretty good!"

Anastasia: "Stop! Before you go…I want Dirk's autograph…for a friend…"

Benny: "Vampire awkward…"

Benny: "Do you girls have any bloodstone? It sounds vampirey."

Erica: "All out of bloodstone, but I can make you bleed with a rock."

Sarah: "We saved the world."

Erica: "And looked pretty amazing while doing it."

Vampire Flunky: So, listen. There's this monster party at Jesse's later, and if Sarah's not interested, maybe you'd like to hang out with us."

Sarah: "But she can't; she's babysitting!"

Erica: "No I'm not. Count me in."

Sarah: "Erica, no!"

Erica: "I am allowed to break the rules too. And he's really cute!"

Jesse: "C'mon Sarah, can't you feel it? Your body knows what it wants."

Sarah: "Lucky for me, I think with my brain."

(Ethan, Benny and Rory trying to leave the party)

Vampire Flunky: "Whoa, where you girls going? You're just in time for dinner."

Rory: "Sweet! What's on the menu?"

(Benny face-palms himself)

Ethan: "Us, Rory! The menu's us!

Rory: "Oh…"

Benny: "So she's like a… substitute babe?"