Erica: "Now I know how my food feels, and I don't like it!"

Ethan: "He thinks Sarah's my girlfriend!"

Coach Steiner: "C'mon Ethan, there's no 'I' in team."

Ethan: "No, but there's a 'u' in lunatic."

Benny: "She may be a lousy babysitter, but that was the bomb!"

Sarah: "Yeah, I'm a chicken. Bock, bock."

Sarah: "I've got something for both of you, and it's made of wood and really sharp."

Sarah: "A debating trophy?"

Ethan: "It's the pointiest!"

Ethan: "I never did like that tree."

Jesse (coming out of the shadows): "Funny how they name streets after what they tore down to build them. This used to be an orchard; one of my favorite spots until your idiot ancestors burned my flock alive."

Ethan: "Yeah, well, I'd say their only mistake was not finishing the job."

Jesse: "You made me miss my target, so the rest of my flock may have to wait a little longer. That's fine. I still have enough Dusker souls here to resurrect a few dozen of the most powerful vampires that ever lived and you'll have the honor of being their first midnight snack."

Ethan: "Well, you won't have to wait because I'm going to reunite you with your flock right now. (reaches into boot and pulls out dagger). Just not in this world. Ha! Ha!" (starts swirling the dagger around in his hand until Jesse makes it fly out of his hand and makes him kneel)

Jesse: "It's funny, I knew your grandfather's grandfather. He was a loser too."

Benny: "My worst nightmare, a fire juggler and a way cooler version of Sarah."

Sarah: "Hey!"

Sarah: "It's not a date. It's just two friends having a-"

Erica: "A date. And it shouldn't be happening. You're not like him anymore."

Sarah: "This isn't a Dusk novel, and I'm not a thousand years old! Yeah, so relax." (Sarah brushes her hair back, Erica notices the bracelet Sarah has on.)

Erica: "Hey, whoa! Isn't that the bracelet Jesse gave you? Are you sure that's a good idea to be wearing that?"

Sarah: "That's the one nice thing I got out of that relationship. And, I backhanded him in the face with it once. (smiling to herself) Good times."

Sarah: "They're joining us? On our date?"

Erica: "I knew it!"

Erica: "Flower equals date."

Jesse: (surprised when Ethan shows up) "You're- You're here, actually here. This was just supposed to be a message."

Ethan: "What do you want?"

Jesse: "Someone's growing up. And you're with Sarah…First date?"

Ethan: "Yeah, it is. And you're interrupting. Feeling territorial?"

Jesse: "Easy tiger. This is business. Someone's looking for the Lucifractor, you have to find it."

Ethan: "What's so important about it?"

Jesse: "The Lucifractor absorbs the dark energy that keeps vampires alive. Two centuries ago, a sorcerer almost drove us out of Whitechapel with it. I dealt with him and hid it."

Ethan: "So why don't you just deal with him again?"

Jesse: "Yeah, I was kinda banished by the Council. 'undesirable element' they called me. Can you believe that?"

Ethan: "It boggles the mind."

Benny disguised as Stern: "I thought you'd be handing out detentions to the late lunchers."

Vice Principal Stern: "I met my quota yesterday."

Benny disguised as Stern (in a dreamy voice): "Then you're dreaming…"

VP Stern (mocking Benny): "No I'm not…"

Sarah: "Great second date. Much more speed."

Sarah: "Ya know, only some people can pull off a cape. You're not one of them."

Jesse: "Huh. Now I see the resemblance. Spitting image of old Galen Sinistero, but with a head."

Stern: "What do you know about him?"

Jesse: "I remember how his blood tasted. Even after two hundred years."

Benny: "Wow, smooth. You get a mad-hot babe here and you have to immediately go weird her out. Well done. I'm very impressed."

(Ethan and Benny walking on the sidewalk and Benny is messing with his bag, which has different gadgets in it.)

Ethan (walking a little ahead turns around and looks behind him at Benny): "What is all that stuff?"

Benny: "Digicams with night vision infrared. You can't possibly expect us to investigate the supernatural realm without the proper equipment."

Ethan: "Fine! Just keep it on the down-low, okay? She already thinks I'm a perv."

Benny: "You said her reflection wasn't all there, right?"

Ethan: "Yeah?"

Benny: "Here's a thought: what if this is some publicity stunt thing for that stupid Dusk movie? (Benny stops and looks around quickly.) If this is a 'punk.' I knew it all along!"

Ethan (out of breath): "Sometimes… I just skim your emails."

Benny: "Fair enough."

(running down the sidewalk)

Ethan: "We are so dead!"

Benny: "Speak for yourself! Skinny guy coming through! Warp nine!"

Mrs. Morgan (looking at Ethan's door): "Were you and Benny playing lightsabers again?"

Ethan: "Yes. Heh. Yes, we were."

Mrs. Morgan: "Ethan, the next time Sarah comes here to sit, I'm going to tell her not to put up with any of this funny business. Do you understand me?"

Ethan: "Yup. Heh-heh. Sounds good to me. I blame video games."

Mrs. Morgan: "Yeah. That and the rap music."

Erica (watching a Dusk interview on her phone): "There was so much chemistry between them on set. I mean, come on. Fourteen kissing scenes? It was just a matter of time before they became an item."

Vampire Flunky (getting annoyed): "Uh-huh. Wow. I so don't care."