Rory: "Movie-shmovie, the Rorster needs food!"

Ethan: "You drank human blood?"

Rory: "They said if I didn't, I'd die. All the other kids were doing it!"

Benny: "Do you have any idea what you've just done to yourself?!"

Rory: "I'm immortal and all-powerful, dude. Ka-chow!"

Rory (on video chat): "'An angel's nest shall seed the earth, soul for soul, the black army's rebirth. 'Neath the swallowed moon, the dead take route. The barren orchard bares the devil's fruit.' Whoa. Best. Metal. Lyrics. Ever. (Rory trying to make the poem into a heavy metal song) An angel's nest shall seed the earth, bum-chicka-chong-cha-chong-cha-chung. Soul for soul, the black army's rebirth, bum-chicka-chong-cha-chong-cha-chung!"

Benny: "Ugh, I hate poetry. It never makes any sense! What 'angel's nest?'

Ethan: "Shh! Cubile Animus. Nest of souls. They found it by the angel statue in the cemetery, remember?"

Benny: "Oh. 'seed the earth?'"

Ethan: "The box was buried in the ground, like a seed, I guess."

Benny: "Okay. 'the black army?'"

Ethan: "Quiet! Easy. It's Reverend Black's followers."

Benny: "Wow. So this is why you always get better marks than me in English, huh?"

Ethan: "Yeah. That, and I don't call the teacher 'fart head' to his face."

Benny: "Point taken."

Erica: "Hey, Sarah. What's wrong? You're looking a little under-fed."

Sarah: "What happened to you?"

Erica: "You know, like, the best thing ever. It's not too late. Join us. And then we can be best friends forever."

Sarah: "Never."

Jesse: "You're making the biggest mistake of your life. Well, what's left of it."

Erica: "I came in here to bite- I mean, slap her around a bit."

Erica: "Look who I bumped into," (indicating Sarah)

Benny: "Care for a welcome back chick?" (Holding out the chick he had just conjured)

Sarah: "Yeah, that'll be a yummy snack for later."

Ethan: "What?!"

Sarah: "It's a joke Ethan; I don't remember you being so serious."

Ethan: "Well, I don't remember you being so funny. But good one!"

Erica: "Oh, now that you're back, I'm supposed to give you this. It's a letter from the council."

Sarah: "The council?"

Erica: "The Vampire Council. After Jesse left the vamps are less wild, more structured, kind of lame, but the parties are totally worth it. Especially the snacks."

Sarah: "Initiation? Orientation? I'm not joining any fan club!" (balls letter up and throws it on the ground)

Stern: "Stop it right there, young lady."

Sarah: "Excuse me, who are you?"

Stern: "Your new vice principal, Mr. Stern, and you may call me sir. And you are a young miss who doesn't think twice about littering our hallways."

Sarah: "Alright, I'll think twice about it. ('thinks' about it) There, are we done? Good."

Stern: "Not so fast. Not until you make a deposit in the nearest trash can."

Sarah: "Whatever you say." (Sticks Stern head first into the trash can).

Erica: "No!"

Sarah: "I don't know what happened! I got angry and then I couldn't stop it!"

Erica: "Duh! Vampire urges are so much stronger than fledgling urges!"

(Erica speeds off, coming back seconds later with a confused Benny. Stern pulls himself out of the trashcan, looking angrily at Sarah)

Stern: "Young lady, you are not only expelled, you should be arrested!"

Erica: "Benny, do that brainwash spell."

Benny: "Alright. Oh, um…Oblivomamnath Obliviarti Kaput!"

Stern: "I am-you-. What are you kids staring at? Get back to class! Now!"

Sarah: "It's Dusk day at WC High…In honor of Erica's new pet movie star."

Erica: "The sun is turning my skin into human fondue!"

Erica: "Who's the fashion fail in the moo-moo?"

Ethan: "I know, right? Ms. Lucia is subbing for Mr. G. She's so nice."

Erica: "Right…Hey, do you still have any of those wooden stake darts?"

Ethan: "You mean pencils? Yeah, why?"

Sarah: "Some vampire jerk stood her up and she wants to make a point by-"

Lucia: "All warriors must get to work, the hour of judgment approaches."

Sarah: "Where are all the girl warriors?"

Lucia: "Banished. Maidens have no use but to serve their queen when the hour is at hand." (Lucia slams the door in Sarah and Erica's faces)

Sarah: "Well, that was weird."

Erica: "Makes me want to turn that sub…into a sandwich."

Erica: "Hot teacher, frozen brain. Done!"

Ethan: "My brain is not frozen, I just…(Lucia walks by) Have to find…uh, frog hearts…yeah."

Erica: "Am I nuts? Or did we just get blown off by nerds?"

Sarah: "By saying 'no offense,' doesn't make it any less mean."

Grandma Weir: "I'm glad you called me."

Sarah: "I figured we needed to come up with a plan like Ethan and Benny would."

Erica: "Then give up, call you, like Ethan and Benny would."

Sarah (reading out of a book): "Prophets say one day the queen will make an offering so pleasing the sun king will return to earth in an explosion of light that will end the mortal world."

Erica: "At least I won't have to finish that essay. Yay!"

Erica: "Nice, get another reason for girls to avoid you."

Benny: "Can I ask you guys a question? Do girls have like more earwax than guys? Is it a puberty thing?"

Sarah: "Do guys have fewer brain cells? Or is it a Benny thing?"

(Benny holding an ax )

Ethan: "Where did you get that?"

Benny: "Janitor's closet. Always upgrade before boss level."

Doug Falconhawk: "I've been tracking a vampire princess? Hmm, I thought vampire royalty would be better dressed."

Sarah: "I heard that you jerk!"

Benny: "I can't talk right now. Everything I ever believed in was…was a wig."

Sarah: "Hey! That's my spot!"

Benny: "What? I always sit beside Ethan on movie night. Oh, I get it…you two want to…canoodle."

Sarah: "No, we don't"

Ethan: "As if. Canoodling is the absolute last thing I would want to do. (Sarah gives him a look) Well, you know, not like…the last thing in the world…"

Ethan: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Rory: "The ghost that escaped from the séance board…"

Ethan: "Found a body it liked."

Benny: "Can't say I blame it. You got to admit, she looks like a lot more fun."