Rory: "Can I make a mummy for extra credit?"

Mr. G: "That wouldn't be encouraged."

Rory (to Ethan and Benny): "Yes! That was not a no!"

Sarah: "Why are all hot guys such jerks?!"

Erica: "Hey Ethan, heard you were having 'mummy' issues. Hang in there."

Benny: "I can't believe he stole my clothes. Who does that?"

Ethan: "You stole the guy's pancreas."

Benny: "It's not like he was using it."

Hottie: "Can I see you tonight?"

Sarah: "Okay. Oh, but I might have to babysit."

Hottie: "Sit? On a baby? Most strange."

Rory: "Vampire down! Needs assistance!"

Rory: "Smelly green mist? Did Ethan's mom make tacos again?"

Sarah: "Did you guys do what I think you guys did?"

Ethan: "Raise dead animals from the grave to get a girl's attention?"

Sarah: "Unbelievable."

Sarah: "Cheerleaders are not normal. They're more evil than us and we're vampires.

Erica: Sarah, you know I've always wanted to be a cheerleader and now that I'm really hot, I can. Besides, these girls have been telling me to 'bite them' for years." (Erica bares her fangs and winks)

Sarah: "Yeah. I don't think that's what they had in mind."

Erica: "Oh, c'mon. Who's gonna miss just one?"

Erica: "Sarah, you've got to stop hanging out with them. You're turning into the same person. Next thing you know, you'll be reading comic books and snorting when you laugh."

Grandma Weir: "The more those girls loved you, the more they're gonna hate you. Now, how strong was the potion?"

Ethan: "Well, Sarah bought us matching cardigans."

Grandma Weir: "Yep, you're toast."

Rory: "My parents won't let me download at home. They think the internet is a bad influence."

Benny: "You're already a soulless, undead creature of the night. How much worse can you get?"

Rory: "Dude! If my mom knew I was a vampire, I'd be grounded for like a month."

David (after tackling Ethan): "Sorry, bud. I see a ball, I go for it."

Ethan: "I'm fine. Nothing a hospital can't fix."

Erica (waving): "David! David!"

David: "Okay. This chick is seriously crazy. What's her deal?"

Ethan: "We may never figure that one out. If I were you, I'd run."

Erica (chasing after a running David): "I want a love tackle! David! I love you!

Ethan: "Benny, I just had a vision. The coffee from Lotta Latté, that's what's making this happen."

Benny: "Lotta Latté? Figures. You'd have to be brain-dead to pay five bucks a cup for flavored bean juice."

Benny: "I'm warning you, I had garlic bread for lunch and I'm not afraid to use my breath!"

Debby: "I'm Debby Dazzle, what's your name?"

Rory: "Rory or Rorster, R money, R dawg, Rorinator, Rormaster. Or Batman!"

Ethan (singing in the shower): "I'm so clean , do you know what I mean? My friends are kinda freaky, that doesn't bother me!"

Sarah: "Whatever you saw, it's not what it looks like."

Ethan: "You're a freaking vampire who kills animals and drinks their blood!"

Sarah: "Okay, so it is kind of what it looks like…"

Sarah: "You said I could choose, Jesse. You said it was up to me!"

Jesse: "It is. But, hey, some decisions need a little push."

(Jesse grabs Sarah, exposing his fangs, but she slaps him across the face.)

Jesse: "Why fight it Sarah? You're the one who said you liked vampires."

Sarah: "I never said I wanted to be one!"

Benny: "That girl was a total butter-ears."

Ethan: "What?"

Benny: "Well, I liked everything…but her ears."

Ethan: "Wow. How are you still dateless?"

Benny: "Ha, ha. I don't…know."

Benny: "The guy's alive for one day and he's already got more chicks than you."

Erica: "Hello, my hairy soulmate."

David: "Goodbye, my crazy stalker girl."