Ethan: "She said yes!"

Benny: "And I never doubted you ever!"

Rory: "Me neither! And I'm not lying like Benny!"

Benny: "If my experience with girls has taught me anything, it's just 'walk away and ignore it.' It's what they do to me."

Benny: "Just hurry, I do not want to be in geography class alone."

Ethan: "You're almost remembering where Switzerland is."

Benny: "I'm getting close, right?"

Ethan: "Yeah. You're not pointing to the blue parts of the map anymore."

Ethan: "Everybody's dead, Benny. I see them - they're all dead."

Benny: "Relax, dude. First, um, you see dead people?" (Benny laughs)

Benny's Grandma: "Sarah's the one you want to protect the most."

Benny (pointing to himself): "But I'm his best friend!"

Rory: "Vice Principal Stern is lucifracting everyone!"

Erica: "Vice Principal Stern?! I've wanted to de-spine him ever since he shut down the school's Dusk club."

Mr. G. : "I hope that some of these native artifacts are going to inspire some culturally diverse costume choices this Halloween."

Benny (to Ethan): "All it's inspiring for me is a nap."

Rory: "Oh, I miss naps. The dreaming, the snoring, the drooling…"

Ethan: "Since when did you give up drooling?"

Sarah: "First of all: GROSS! And second of all…ew!"

Rory: "Erica, let's go! We have to watch Sarah so she doesn't dig-dig, munch-munch, yum-yum."

Sarah: "Subtle."

Erica: "So, what's your secret?"

Serena: "I only rinse out half of the conditioner."

Erica: "No. Not your hair. Wait, does that work? Nevermind. How did you get two guys to fight over you?"

Serena: "I sang to them. They felt my pain. I need everyone to feel my pain."

Erica: "How do I do that?"

Serena: "With a talent you'll never have."

Rory: "I felt like I was in a trance, but I forgot the song as soon as it was over."

Ethan: "Maybe she's Justin Bieber." (fist punches Rory)

Benny: "Maybe she's a mermaid."

Ethan: "The Bieber joke was funnier."

Ethan (Pours a bowl of cereal then goes to the fridge and pulls out the milk. When he pours the milk, the milk has soured.):"Mom! Milk's gone bad! Mom? Dad?" (looks at the cereal, slightly disgusted) "Jane, I made you cereal! Jane?"

(Everyone's in their own alternate universes)

Sarah: "Benny, did you do this?"

Ethan: "Benny? Did you read a spell backwards again?"

Benny: "Did I do this? This feels like something I did."

Sarah: "Hottie is so sweet. We're really hitting it off."

Ethan: "Really? I didn't notice."

Sarah: "I'm just afraid to tell him I'm a vampire. I mean, who wants to date some freaky undead creature?"

Benny (chuckles): "You know, I think he'd be cool with that."

Pharaoh Guard 1: "Halt! None my disrupt Hottie Ho-Tep's journey to the underworld!"

Pharaoh Guard 2: "Especially Sarah's male friend who cannot take a hint!"

Ethan: "Sarah, where are you?"

Sarah: "Where are you? There's no one in this town anywhere. Except for my evil twin who's hunting me."

Benny: "At least your problem is hot!"

Sarah: "I should just go out there and-"

Benny: "And do what? Get roughed up by yourself?"

Sarah: "Hey, you can't even magic yourself out of a dentist appointment!"

Ethan: "Guys, this isn't helping!"

Benny: "Well, why don't you go out there and touch Hoodie McFirehands and get a vision?"

Ethan: "Spoiler alert: he'll cook me."

Rory's mom: "Yeah! Pop and lock, honey!"

Sarah: "Oh, hey Rory."

Rory: "Hey, Sarah!"

Sarah: "Can I help you?"

Rory: "No."

Sarah: "Then why are you following me?"

Rory: "Oh, the council told me to make sure you don't sink your fangs into anymore dead dudes."

Sarah: "But you know I never did that! You were there!"

Rory: "Yeah, but the council hates it when I argue. Or talk. And this way, we get to spend two days together!"

Sarah: "Ugh, stake me now."

Rory: "Way to take down that…"

Erica: "Elderly disabled man."

Grave Robber: "Ugh, my arthritis."

Sarah: "Come on, he's a grave robber!"

Grave Robber: "I only collect spare parts. Not like they're using them."

Sarah: "And you're using them WHY?"

Grave Robber: "For hockey."

Erica: "That sport is a lot weirder than I thought."

Sarah (turned into Rochelle by Rory in the mask): "Jakeward! Help!"

Ethan (appears at the top of the stairs): "Rochelle! Nobody hugs my girl's head!"

Rory: "Go on your date, dude. The two of us make almost a full Ethan."

Benny: "Yeah…what?"

Ethan: "Why am I so much smoother in my dreams?"

Rory: "Ethan's mom, Ethan hit me!"

Benny: "Here comes the bill, hotshot. (fake british accent). There you are, sir. (back to regular voice). What do you do?"

Ethan: "Don't make a big deal about how maybe your soup wasn't worth seven dollars?"