Ethan: "No way, I'm not a drama nerd. I'm a real nerd."

Benny: "Sarah's in it."

Ethan: "I'm a drama nerd."

(Ethan breaking the mirror)

Benny: "What're you doing?! That's seven years bad luck!"

Ethan: "Well, I guess I'll have to shower with your Grandma's special soap again."

Ethan's Mom: "I don't understand why all these shows nowadays have to have vampires in them."

(Rory painting Ms. LOL's face.)

Rory: "Pranksy is revealed!"

Ms. LOL: "Pranksy? I love him! Rory, you've got three weeks detention."

Tornado Twin # 2 (slightly mocking): "I'm Ethan, I need a babysitter."

Ethan: "So you'll let me babysit her kids?"

Ethan's Mom: "Well, I thought that maybe you deserve a second shot. (Ethan doesn't look convinced) That's okay; I'll call Sarah for backup."

Ethan: "If Harry Potter were here, he'd smack you around."

Ethan: "So, Stephanie doesn't just act like a witch…"

Benny: "She is one."

(Sarah and Erica under the influence of the love potion)

Erica (to Benny): "Hey there, handsome."

Benny: "You're talking to me…in school."

Erica: "There's other things I like to do in school."

Benny: "Huh?"

(Erica grabs Benny by his collar and kisses him. Ethan stares at them with his mouth open)

Sarah: "Ethan! Stop paying attention to Erica! (points to herself) You're gonna make your girlfriend jealous."

Evil Hannah: "Are you one of us or just naturally crabby?"

Erica: "In fangs we trust. All others pay cash."

Rory: "You're being babysat by a Dusker. Diehard fans of Dusk are so lame."

Ethan: "Yeah, you should talk. You still sleep with Starship Enterprise jammies."

Rory: "Dusk is based on fairytale creatures; Star Trek is based on actual physics!"

Benny: "True…but, hey, if fairytales is what it takes to nab my future wife, then, once a upon a time, I'm in!"

Benny: "I am so coming to your house tonight."

Ethan: "Great…the more mathletes, the merrier."

Rory: "Can I come?"

Ethan and Benny: "No."

Sarah (Coming up behind the boys): "What's your problem?"

Ethan: "Just hold on! If you eat us, that would so not be cool."

Sarah: "If I wanted to eat you, I would have done it by now."

Benny: "See? She's going to eat us! We're doomed!"

Benny ( Taking the pizza box from the pizza guy): "Sorry, dude, but I am just dying for a bite."

Pizza Dude (Vamping out): "So am I."

(Ethan and Benny look up and scream)

Jane: "Ethan!"

Ethan: "Jane…it's okay, he's just playing a game, you know?"

Pizza Dude: "Yeah, a game. Whoever tells me where Sarah is first spends less time screaming."

(Jane screams and Sarah appears)

Sarah: "Can I play too?"

Ethan and Benny: "Yes!"

Rory: "Ethan, get up. The council wants to see you. They said they have a job for you."

Ethan: "You can tell the Vampire Council that they'll have to wait. Today, I am a man."

Rory: "Ah, you're usin' the stove all by yourself?"

Ethan: "There's something not right about that drama club."

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P.S., If you haven't already, you should read my The New Girl series. It starts with The New Girl, then My Almost Ending, then Wedding in Whitechapel and The Struggle