In the spirit world; Jules was slashing at tons of mannequins.
He eventually stopped and panted from exhaustion.
"Still a little weak. Try again." said the gorilla.
Jules groaned.
Suddenly the ground turned dark and the gorilla became shocked.
"Killjoy, he has returned to the world of the living." said the gorilla.
Jules is shocked.
"Killjoy has returned?" said Jules.
"Yeah, but your not ready to return to the world of the living. Unless you can get the Celestialsapien's to allow you to return to the world of the living to combat this threat." said the gorilla.
Suddenly; thirteen Celestialsapien's appeared in the spirit world.
"You were tasked with training the last candidate to combat the threat of Killjoy, and he isn't ready yet." said one of the Celectialsapien's.
Jules became confused.
"Hold up." Jules said before turning to the gorilla, "There were other candidates before me, why was I the one you wound up sticking with?"
"Because you're the asshole who wound up breaking the rules of the spirit world to warn Sonic about the threat of Killjoy and the weapon needed to combat him in the first place." said the gorilla.
"Could I help it if I care so much about my family and their friends?" said Jules.
The Gorilla is shocked.
"That was uncalled for." said the gorilla.
Jules turned to the Celectialsapien's.
"If innocent lives are being threatened, swift action and dedication come first. Send me to Earth please." said Jules.
The group of aliens looked at each other before turning back to Jules.
"Your funeral." said one of the Celectialsapien's.
They then zapped Jules with their eyes before he disappeared.
In a desert on Earth; a tumble weed went back as Jules appeared with his Magnus Elite Neurotransmitter on as his armor.
He looked all over the desert.
"So this is Earth." said Jules, "Sure seems similar to Mobius."
He sees Sir Sir Sir jogging past him.
"Morning." said the agent
Jules turned to Sir.
"You know which way Toon City is?" said Jules.
"Sure, just 375 miles south west of here." said Sir.
"Thanks." said Jules.
He walked off in the opposite direction of Sir.
In Doctor Claw's hideout; he was at his computer.
"Another day to try and eliminate Gadget." said Claw.
Suddenly; Slicer crashed through the wall.
Claw groaned and turned to Slicer.
"What the hell do you want? When you're done here, you'd better pay for the wall." said Claw.
"General Slicer here with an important message from Killjoy." said Slicer.
He pulled out a cross guard lightsaber and turned it on, revealing a purple colored saber blade and made a slashing motion at Claw, causing the villain to fall on the ground dead, and revealing his headless body.
Mad Cat who saw this gasped in shock and ran off to find the Gadgets.
In Nega Dragon's hideout; the dragon cyborg was using his iPhone to mess with the Gazelle App.
"Wow, you're a smooth dancer Nega Dragon." said Gazelle.
Nega Dragon laughed.
Suddenly; the Cyber Shredder like minion appeared.
"Prepare for tons of trouble, cause Cyburai is here." the minion known as Cyburai said sounding like a Scottish John DiMaggio.
Nega Dragon screamed in shock and covered his phone with an empty bowl.
"Not now." said Nega Dragon.
"Yes now." said Cyburai.
He charged towards Nega Dragon and stuck his left hand armor blades through the cyborg dragon's chest, causing him to gasp in pain.
Cyburai removed his blades as Nega Dragon fell to the ground dead.
He then picked up the lifeless body and walked off.
In Mesogog's lair; Mesogog was sitting on his throne.
He was watching Riverdale and he was shocked.
"It's amazing what the CW can do to some shows to make it a Drama series." said Messogog. "Plus Archie and Valerie would make a good couple."
Suddenly; the pig monster entered the room.
"Hold it, the Porkinator is here." the pig known as Porkinator said sounding like Arnold Schwartzanagger.
Mesogog turned to the pig in anger.
"What the hell are you doing in here? Can't you wait another hour?" said Mesogog.
Porkinator saw what Messogog was watching and sighed.
"Fine." he said and sat down and went to sleep.
One hour later; the show ended.
"Okay now what is it you want?" said Mesogog.
Porkinator who was still sleeping aimed a saw off shotgun blaster at the dino and shot him in the chest, sending him crashing into a wall before falling on the ground dead.
"That." said Porkinator.
At the mansion; Tails and Duncan were in the computer room when Chuck, Shadow, Ben as XLR8, and Lynn in her weird Flash outfit appeared.
"We searched every square inch of Toon City." said XLR8.
"He's not at any of his favorite chili dog places." said Lynn.
"He's not at his favorite movie theater with those comfy recliner seats." said Chuck.
Everyone became confused.
"There's a movie theater with recliners?" said Duncan.
Chuck fell down anime style.
"Moron." said Shadow.
In front of Ray's house; Mordecai walked to the front door and knocked on it.
The door opened up and Janna was on the other side.
"What is it?" said Janna.
"This Killjoy threat we've been preparing for has returned and he's kidnapped Sonic." said Mordecai.
Janna became shocked and got on her knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY FRIEND!" said Janna.
Mordecai became confused.
"How can you say Sonic's your friend? You bully him all the time." said Mordecai.
"He completes me at this point, considering that Star's back in Mewni." said Janna.
Mordecai sighed.
"Look, can you just get Ray, Globox, and your cousin Mina to the mansion?" said Mordecai.
"Alright." said Janna.
She closed the door as Mordecai walked off.
In front of another house; Mordecai and Marco knocked on the front door and it opened up, revealing a yawning Jackie.
"It's eight in the morning what is it?" said Jackie.
"Killjoy's back, and he's got Sonic." said Marco.
The skateboarder became shocked.
"What?" said Jackie.
"Yep. Janna sure is taking it very hard, even going so far as to call Sonic her friend." said Mordecai.
"I can't picture her saying Sonic's her friend. She bullies him all the time." said Jackie.
"Yeah." said the bird.
"I'll be ready in a minute." said Jackie.
She closed the door.
Back at the mansion; Badger climbed out the compartment of Camo's spaceship.
"There, that should do it." said Badger.
He then pulled out an egg salad sandwich and started eating it as Luna appeared.
"So you fixed up your bosses ship." said Luna.
"Yep, took a while, but I pulled through. Makes me want to eat a breakfast for champions." said Badger.
He then pulled out a cup full of raw eggs and started drinking it.
Luna became shocked and started puking.
"Oh come on, Rocky Balboa does it and everyone's okay with it, but when a honey badger does it it's gross?" said Badger.
"I may like gross stuff that's that gross even for me." said The Tom Boy twin who walked by.
The honey badger groaned and drank the rest of the raw eggs.
"I always start my morning with an eggs based breakfast and work it off by lifting tons of weights." said Badger.
He saw some barbells that weight up to 375 lbs and started lifting them over his head several times.
"Kind of like Gaston." muttered Luna.
Cutaway Gag
Gaston started lifting a barbell that weighed 550 lbs.
"No one lifts weight's like Gaston." said Gaston.
He was then tapped on the shoulder and turned to see Superman lifting a barbell with two five ton bars on both sides with only one hand.
Gaston became shocked.
"No one is as strong as Superman." said Superman.
Gaston then pulled out a rock of Kryptonite.
"No one has Kryptonite like Gaston." said Gaston.
A cracking sound was heard and Superman screamed in pain.
"MY BACK!" yelled Superman.
He fell on the ground before the weights he was lifting crushed him.
End Cutaway Gag
Badger dropped the barbell he was lifting and pulled out some Kryptonite.
"I've got Kryptonite for if we run into any evil Kryptonian's who were exposed to yellow sunlight." said Badger.
Everyone is shocked.
"You carry a glowing Kryptonian killing rock with you at all times?" said Luna.
"Insurance policy." said Badger.
In Killjoy's hideout; Sonic was passed out in a prison cell and slowly awoke.
He started to stand up, but fell on the ground and groaned.
"Great this is crazy. Killjoy is back and I can't stand it." He said, "But this is as nuts as that lawyer commercial I saw."
Cutaway Gag
In an office; two lawyers one guy and one girl were looking at a camera.
"Hello, this is the Self Injury Law Firm. You suffered an injury, we're the guys to come to." the guy said sounding like Tom Kenny.
"We'll get you a sum of cash from whatever happened to you. Just look at these clients." the female said sounding like Kira Kosarin.
The scene changed to show Yosemite Sam smiling.
"These guys helped me win six thousand dollars." said Sam.
The scene then changed to The Scottsman smiling.
"These laddies helped me win two million dollars for my injury." said the Scottsman.
The scene then changed to Aku smiling.
"And I was able to get four million dollars from my case." said Aku.
Sam then became shocked.
"Wait what?" said Sam.
"That's right, we'll help you with your self injury case." said the female.
"I Aku almost choked on a pill. But thanks to these guys, I now have enough money for all the bad ass bounty hunters to destroy the samurai known as Jack." said Aku.
"I burnt the roof of my mouth just from eating pizza that was to hot, but now I can support my beautiful wife." said the Scottsman.
Sam groaned.
"Those aren't even worthy court cases, any real judge would have dismissed those cases. Me however, I was trapped in cement due to some construction contractor's misshap from a cement truck. I was trapped for five days with no food or water, and the fire department had to chisel me out of there." said Sam.
With the two people they smiled.
"We'll do whatever it takes to win your case." said the female lawyer.
"I even sold both my kidney's." said the male lawyer.
Sam became more shocked.
"How in tarnation are you still standing?" said Sam.
The scene changed to a green screen with the number 1-800-599-4271.
"You got an injury case, call this number now." said a voice.
The three clients appeared in a circle and Sam became mad.
"I wasn't given that number. I was given the number to a Morgue." said Sam.
End Cutaway Gag
General Slicer pushed a TV with a Dish Network cable box into Sonic's cell.
"Lord Killjoy wants you to enjoy yourself before your own demise." said Slicer, "So I got you a Dish Network deal with only shows on Telemundo."
He then walked off.
Sonic chuckled.
"Jokes on you asshole, I speak Spanish and every single language on Earth." said Sonic.
He chuckled again.
"And it's a good thing I've got a device made by Tails to give me more channels." said Sonic.
He pulled out a flashdrive and plugged it into the cable box before flipping the channel to Nickelodeon.
"Need to record the 2017 Kids Choice Awards, I don't want to miss John Cena hosting an awards show." said Sonic.