The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the VS. idea isn't mine. It belongs to CragmiteBlaster. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
Korpse's Earrings: Spiny Blue Shells
This episode... FOOD FIGHT!
Hey, at least it isn't that crappy movie.
Chris is on the beach, ready to give out the recap.
"Last time, on Geeks Vs. Populars..."
"Our teams got off their respective boats, ready to get their game on. There were some good meetings, and some hostile ones, as well. And after some tricks being played on the teams, they had to do their first challenge. Moana even played hero when she saved Stella from being the latest victim in a Jaws flick. In the end, Drake put out some impressive plays to win the first challenge for the Populars! But being it was a reward challenge, the Geeks were spared tonight. But now, we're about to catch an elimination after tonight! So... Will the Geeks bounce back? Will Nelson confess his true feelings? And who will be the first one eliminated? Find out, right here, on..."
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"GEEKS VS. POPULARS!"
(Cue I Wanna Be Famous...)
Giggling Gryphons
It was about a few hours, and the sun has already set. The night sky was filled with stars, as someone was running full speed off the beach.
"Everyone! I'VE DONE IT!" Mozart yelled out loud.
"Done what?" Marissa asked, shuffling her glasses around.
"I have invented the bitchin' Coconut Radio!" Mozart replied, as he held out his invention: A radio that was made out of a coconut.
"Coconut radio?" Ellis asked. "Like from that show my grandma watched? And by grandma, I meant grandpa?"
"Yep, this baby here can pick up some good tunes! Be it rock n roll, to Japanese J-Pop." Mozart replied, grinning.
"Wonder if it can, like, pick up some AKB48?" Ellis asked, as everyone looked at him. "And by AKB48, I meant Ariana Grande!"
"You betchya, righteous dude!" Mozart answered, as Ellis grinned. "Now, I shall start up development on a Coconut Nintendo for Nelson!"
Mozart then left the cabin, as Marissa had a bit of a thought.
"You think him making a Coconut Nintendo would be a good idea?" Marissa asked.
"As long as he doesn't make that abysmal Rocky and Bullwinkle game from the NES days, I'm good." Ellis replied.
Benny and Cherri were sitting outside on makeshift chairs, discussing stuff. Their shoes were off, exposing their bare feet.
"Wow, you been getting piercings since the age of 14?" Benny asked.
"Ear piercings, mind you." Cherri replied, smiling. "My bellybutton piercing came to at a free ear piercings with one body piercing sale... And eventually, I knew I would run outta room in my ears. So... I took to tattoos!"
"So, what kinda tattoos do you have?" Benny asked, interested.
Cherri smiled. "Er, several at fact!" she said, as she rolled up her pants leg. A Raja-Brook butterfly on a tree branch was tattooed on her right leg, nearly close to the ankle. A caterpillar was on the bottom of the branch, as thus a cocoon hanging off the branch. "Got this baby here weeks before my 16th birthday!"
"Cool... Any others?" Benny replied.
"Well, I've got a Cicada on my left leg, a dragonfly on my lower back, a Cyclommatus on my upper back, a flower with bees pollinating it on the right side of my stomach, along with a beehive with a larvae on the left side, a cow skull with scorpions using it as a home on my right arm, a praying mantis ready to pounce on my left arm..." Cherri said, with a modest smile. "I plan on getting more!"
"Wow, you're VERY passionate about bugs." Benny replied.
"You bet!" Cherri said, with a smile, as a firefly landed on Benny's hand, which caused him to freeze up a little.
"Er, Cherri?" Benny asked, shivering a little.
"Hey, its okay. It's a Luciola lateralis, or a firefly for short!" Cherry explained. "It won't bother you, I promise!"
Benny looked at the bug, and after a while, he stopped shivering in fear.
"Well, to put it that way... The firefly is kinda cute." Benny said, as the firefly flew off.
Cherri grinned. "That's the ticket! I always liked to head out in summer nights, just to catch fireflies."
Benny couldn't help but smile.
Meanwhile, Yentoulis was laying back, as GENKI was feeding him grapes.
"Note to self, GENKI." Yentoulis stated. "Leave all the challenges to everyone else."
However, someone wasn't having ANY of it.
"Get up, you." Yolei stated, standing over Yentoulis.
Yentoulis glared at Yolei. "The name is NOT You. It's Yentoulis Sebastian Prescott the 3rd. Not that it means anything to you; you're lucky you get to call me just by Yentoulis."
"Still, get up." Yolei replied.
"Why should I?" Yentoulis stated.
"Because... You, like, need training for the days ahead. If we're gonna totally beat the Pops, we, like, need to buck up." Yolei replied.
"I don't need training. Now, leave me be." Yentoulis said, as he turned towards GENKI. "GENKI! More grapes!"
"Coming, User Yentoulis!" GENKI replied, as Yolei followed the robot.
At a nearby grapevine, GENKI was picking some grapes, when Yolei spoke up.
"Hey, GENKI... Is it?" Yolei spoke up.
"Yeah... Um..." GENKI replied.
"It's Yolei, and we need to talk." Yolei stated. "Why are you, like, still totally hanging around with that Yento person?"
"Because... He's the master, and he built me." GENKI replied.
"Does he... always totally treat his robots like this?" Yolei asked.
"To be honest... yeah, he does. But, I don't mind, not one bit." GENKI stated.
"He... Does..." Yolei stammered. "Augh, dammit... Now I'm totally pissed..."
GENKI looked concerned at Yolei's sudden change of mood. "Are you okay, Yolei?"
"Uh... It's nothing, GENKI." Yolei stated. "I'm okay."
Yolei started to walk away, but not before...
"Hey, GENKI... You can, like, protect yourself, right?" Yolei asked.
GENKI could only grin, as she tossed what appeared to be a metal blade at a bare tree branch. The tree branch fell onto the ground as Yolei smiled.
"Ah, touche..." Yolei said to herself.
Sting was sitting on one of the rocks, with his shoes off. He was enjoying his bare feet being soaked by the waves crashing on the shore.
"What a day..." Sting commented, smiling. "I came on the island, and... Well, aside of that one guy from earlier... It's a really cool place."
He sat at the shore, as someone approached him.
"Hi, Sting!" Moana said, with a warm smile on her face. "Mind if I sit down?"
"Nah, I don't mind at all!" Sting replied, as Moana sat down next to Sting. A few seconds went by before Moana giggled. "I didn't know you were also into painting your toenails, as well!"
"Oh, that?" Sting asked, looking at his toes. "Well, I couldn't have my toes be left outta the fun!"
"Well, there's that." Moana replied. "So, what's your homelife like?"
Sting smiled. "Well, I already told you about my parents accepting me becoming emo to support my friends. Heck, even the piercer that gave me my piercings thought it was noble for me to do so."
"Cool..." Moana replied. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
Sting looked down. "Sadly, I'm an only child... I was kinda a difficult birth, and my mom nearly died from it."
"Oh... Sorry." Moana said, with a sincere look.
Sting then perked back up. "But I still enjoy my parents, even without any siblings. I even take time out on my schedule to play with my younger cousins if they come over! So, how about siblings of your own?"
Moana smiled. "Just one... And I adore him so much!"
She then took a photo out, showing it to Sting. It was of a young boy around 10-11, with crimson-red hair, and a red t-shirt with a yellow dollar sign on it.
"I just love my Wiley so much!" Moana said, smiling. "He's smart, kind, and really likes game shows!"
"Nice!" Sting replied, as the two continued talking.
Little did they know, Olivia was watching the two.
"Curse that Moana... You're getting in the way of my bad boy!" Olivia stated to herself. "That good guy personality HAS to be an act, I just know it!"
Confessional: Olivia's one crack short of an omelet... That came out wrong.
Mozart: (Woodstock is on his shoulder) Hope my coconut inventions are tubular on the isle...
Woodstock: SQUEAK!
Cherri: Maybe I outta get a centipede on my right arm...
Yolei: I'm just hoping GENKI can find out what her master's, like, doing sooner rather than later.
Sting: Moana's really cool and cute. And that blue hair's a nice touch on her!
Moana: Never did I thought I befriend an emo... Let alone a cheerful one like Sting.
Olivia: Okay, I just gotta remain calm... Just remain calm...
Powerhungry Polar Bears
Stella and Drake were in the cabin, sitting on their cushions that they won. While it was small chatter, they were managing to get a conversation going, while Drake was drawing in his book. Eventually...
"Hey, you drawing?" Stella asked, as Drake nodded. "Cool... Can I see?"
"Er..." Drake replied, as he turned around. "They're... not that good."
"Drake, I promise, I won't mock you! Honest!" Stella said, as Drake decided to hand over his book to Stella.
Stella looked at the book, and was amazed by the art in his book.
"Wow, Drake! This stuff's really good!" Stella exclaimed.
Drake was a bit confused. "You're... not kidding?"
Stella warmly smiled. "I said I wouldn't lie, man! These drawings are really good! You've got a lotta talent!"
Drake scratched his head, as he blushed and gave off a shaky smile. He then got up and moved his mattress, away from everyone else, all while taking deep breaths.
Stella looked at Drake from far off. "Wow, what's wrong with Drake? From what I saw when we first met, I thought he would be this super-tough guy... He's the polar opposite."
Outside, Twiggy was cooking dinner for the team. She looked at Thunder, who was coming back with an armload of fish.
"Wow, Thunder!" Twiggy said, grinning. "I never knew you were such a good angler!"
"Yeah, I learned to do so in the Scouts when I was younger." Thunder replied. "While Grace's fruits can sustain us some, we still need some proteins."
"You're a smart man, Thunder." Twiggy commented. "Now, we shall de-bone them. Bony fish and humans do not mix."
Twiggy was about to de-bone one of the fish, until...
"Nah, let me do it." Thunder replied, smiling, as he took the fish and started to de-bone it for Twiggy.
"Thanks, Thunder." Twiggy said, smiling. "Boy, this'll be one awesome supper!"
"You bet!" Thunder commented, with a smile on his face. "Reminds me of a tailgate party I was dragged to by my dad one time. Burgers were great, but..."
"But what?" Twiggy asked.
"The darn thing nearly got ruined, thanks to some fans tossing beer bottles at us." Thunder replied. "They musta been REALLY drunk too, being they reprimanded us for using propane accessories... on CHARCOAL."
"Wow... What jerks." Twiggy inquired, looking a tad angry.
"Eh, the drunks got arrested for drunk drinking, so all is good..." Thunder said, as...
"I said, those pillows were for everyone!" Nicholas yelled out at Lance, ruining the mood. "All you did was take away Drake's pillow for no apparent reason!"
"So? I need my beauty rest so I can be in tip-top shape to be first at everything tomorrow..." Lance quirped back. "Besides, he's too shy and wimpy to fight back, anyway."
"Still, that's besides the point! You can't go around stealing pillows!" Nicholas yelled out loud.
Twiggy and Thunder were watching the scene fold.
"Excuse me, Twiggy... I'll take care of this." Thunder said, as he walked over to Lance, who was still picking on Nicholas.
"Well, well... Why if it isn't the second jock of the team..." Lance commented in a rude tone.
"Give it back." Thunder said, in a firm tone of voice. "And stop picking on Nicholas."
"Why should I?" Lance quirped back, as he sniffed the food. "Ooh, food! I call first dibs!"
Thunder took that opportunity to take back Drake's pillow from Lance. "Yoink!"
"Wha, HEY! That was a set-up!" Lance yelled out loud.
"Who said it wasn't?" Thunder smirked, as he gave the pillow to Nicholas. "Nick! Give this back to Drake before Lance interferes again."
"Will do, Thunder!" Nicholas replied, as he ran back inside.
"Why you... This isn't over!" Lance commented, as he stormed off.
Thunder, seeing that deed done, walked back to Twiggy.
"Wow, what was THAT about?" Twiggy asked.
"It involved pillows, but I think I put Lance in his place for the time being." Thunder answered.
"Okay, then?" Twiggy shrugged, as the two continued cooking, this time, with a smile developing a smile on her face.
Ada was setting up her DJ'ing equipment, but was having some difficulties doing so.
"Ugh, stupid cord!" A frustrated Ada cried out. "I know I did this before, but why am I having difficulties now?!"
She kept on struggling, and cursing under her breath, as Kade walked into the scene.
"Ada? Having problems?" Kade asked.
"I'm having problems hooking up my set-up! I wanna throw a party for the Populars, in order to amp us up!" Ada cried out. "But this set-up is so confusing!"
Kade smiled. "Here, let me help out."
Kade walked over to one of the speakers, and found out one of the wires was disconnected. She shrugged, took out some black tape, and pinched the wire, receiving a slight shock in the process. She then taped up the wire.
"Okay, now turn it on!" Kade yelled out loud.
Ada did so, as the lights on her portable DJ-ing equipment came on.
"Wow, very nice!" Ada said, smiling. "I didn't know you could do that!"
"I didn't know that myself... Guess it just came natural to me." Kade replied, smiling.
"How did you know how to do that?" Ada asked, curious.
"Well... Something similar happened once to a party I went to." Kade replied. "I went over to the DJ, and I helped him out on that fact... I got a standing ovation that night."
"Well, now that we're set up, ready to party?" Ada asked, grinning.
"You bet!" Kade said, also with a smile on her face.
Not too far from them, Steph sighed, and punched the ground in anger.
"Ugh, I couldn't get ANY dirt on the two!" Steph complained. "How am I gonna spread false rumors if all they talk about is parties and the like?!"
Confessional: For being Populars, 80% of them are, well, nice.
Steph: Okay, maybe they're not friendly enough to start revealing secrets to each other... Yet. I'll just lay in the shadows for a while longer, ready for the cobra to strike.
Stella: Somehow, I don't think my team takes me seriously... I had to be rescued by Moana during the challenge... I gotta start playing right if I'm gonna be useful and likeable!
Drake: Stella is... (Smiles) Nice...
Thunder: To be blunt... I actually enjoyed cooking with Twiggy. I may have even found a way to make the fish more crispy.
Verna: (Her back is turned, as she was talking to something.) Who's a cutie? Who's a cutie C- (She looks at the camera) Uh, this isn't what it looks like! I mean... You BETTER edit that OUT, McLean!
Later that night, at the Geek's camp, everyone was sound asleep... Except for one camper...
"No... no, not the belt, no... no..." Ron muttered in his sleep, as he shot awake. "Whoa... What a nightmare..."
He then got up, and went outside to clear his mind, as someone woke up and followed him. Ron sat outside for a few minutes in silence, before...
"Hey, Ron..." Benny said, breaking the silence. "You okay?"
Ron glared at Benny. "What's it to ya?"
"You seemed to be troubled earlier..." Benny replied. "I also heard some mumbling in your sleep."
"You know BETTER than to listen in on mumbling in their sleep!" Ron reprimanded Benny. "I told ya, I'm FINE. Now get LOST!"
"Okay, geez... Sorry..." Benny said, as he backed off, to leave Ron to himself.
The next morning, Ellis got up, stretched a bit, and went outside. He grabbed a tea kettle with some tea that Xantara brewed late last night, poured some tea in a cup, sipped some, and looked around. From there, he couldn't believe his eyes. So much so, that he looked at the tea in response.
"Err... What?" Ellis asked himself, as he saw Xantara meditating on one of the chairs.
"Er, Xantara?" Ellis asked the New-Age girl. "What DID you put in that tea?"
"Just the usual ingredients." Xantara replied without opening her eyes. "Why?"
"Because... there's a SHARK on the beach!" Ellis shouted out loud.
Xantara giggled. "You may just be imagining things... again."
"But, it's true! There's a shark on the beach!" Ellis said. "We still gotta get it back into the ocean!"
Xantara opened one eye, and looked at the beach. She was out of a meditated state in a second.
"Wow... You were telling the truth..." Xantara replied, as she took a closer look. "Is that Fang?"
Ellis also looked, as Fang stretched. "In fact, I think it IS. But why Fang?"
Xantara shrugged. "I dunno..."
"I think sharks like the fresh taste of broccoli, and by broccoli, I mean brussel sprouts." Ellis replied. "Is there any nearby?"
Xantara giggled. "I highly doubt it, hon."
Mozart was in the woods, finding some materials to use for various inventions.
"Okay, these outta be good enough for a excellent fridge." Mozart said to himself, as he saw Verna walking back. However, the popular girl saw Mozart...
"Hey, what you doing, you geek?!" Verna yelled out loud. "Doing geeky things, may I ask?"
"Not that it matters to you, but I'm just building some stuff to keep us tubular dudes okay." Mozart replied out loud.
"Why do you even talk like that, anyway?" Verna asked, with a snooty tone in her voice. "And where's your ugly rat?"
"Woodstock's with Nelson being fed, mostly." Mozart replied. "And I've don't have the time to talk to you, dudette..."
Mozart then took off, as Verna breathed a sigh of relief.
Confessional: Huh... Okay, then.
Mozart: Why would a bogus chick like her wanna talk to me?
Verna: Whatever, he's still a geek... And that talking of his... What is this, the 80's?
Soon enough, Chris shouted out into the megaphone.
"Campers! It's time for our next challenge!" Chris shouted out loud. "
At the beach, they could see that some tables were set out, with some food on the table. Nelson noticed Korpse, and smiled.
"Nice earrings." Nelson commented.
"Thanks!" Korpse replied back.
"So, is it another All-Nighter challenge?" Marissa asked.
"If so, I'm game!" Ada responded.
"Close enough, but no." Chris commented. "This challenge is what I like to call... Well, I wanted to call it Food Fight Frenzy, but since a certain movie ruined the name forever..."
"Mel Gibson at his worst..." Benny said, as Cherri nodded.
"I dunno what the animators baked up when making the main villain..." Twiggy also said, shaking her head in a disapproving manner. "Most likely brownies made with expired materials..."
"Anyways, our challenge is the Snack Smack Melee!" Chris shouted out loud. "On the tables, you'll see various foods prepped up. Your job, is to toss them at the other team! First team to win 5 games, will win immunity, and the other will be sending someone home!"
"Whoa, we're playing for keeps, now..." Benny said to himself.
"But first, I've got some announcements for everyone, involving... idols!" Chris shouted out loud, as the audience paid attention. "Last night, while you were in Dreamland, we hid idols around the island. Whoever uses one, can either make... or break the game, for others, or for themselves, so choose wisely."
"So, what ARE the idols?" Nicholas asked.
"Well... The Staci idol, for starters, can be used on yourself, or another teammate, and that allows you to switch sides to the other team. It can be played between challenges." Chris commented. "The Zoey Idol, can be used to make a challenge easier for your team."
"Sounds good enough." Yentoulis replied. "Continue on, McLean."
"Okay. The Dakota Idol can be used to have you recast your votes, and they can't cast the same votes to the same person. Scott's idol can be used to scatter 3 fake idols, along with the Chris idol. More on that in a bit. The Dawn idol can change ANY fake idol, including the Chris ones and any idols you make into real ones, cause I know you'll make fake idols. The Chris Idol, can cancel out ANY votes cast on you. I would use that idol if and only IF you feel the need to." Chris said out loud. "And the BIG GRANDADDY of them all..."
Chris walked over to an easel covered up with a sheet, and removed the sheet... A painting of an idol of Lightning was looking at them.
"The Lightning Idol can grant you Immunity until the Final 4." Chris commented. "But it's very rare, and very legendary... Only 1 has ever been made."
Most of the Campers nodded uneasily.
"Now that we got all that settled, it's time to throw some food!" Chris shouted out loud.
Confessional: An idol THAT powerful enough? There HAS to be a catch...
Chris: What I didn't mention to the Campers is that the Lightning Idol... DOESN'T exist, and is the only Idol that can't be changed to a real idol by the Dawn Idol, in case they make a fake. I just said all that to mess around with the Campers.
Steph: That Lightning Idol, huh... Something THAT powerful... I must HAVE it...
Verna: A food tossing challenge, huh? I'm good at tossing things. This should be easy enough.
With the Geeks, they were huddled around.
"So, who shall take first throwing duties?" Moana asked. "Did anyone of us take Little League?"
"I was in the team!" Ellis shouted out loud. "And by that, I meant I was the mascot!"
"Why do they always choose ferocious animals for mascots?" Marissa asked. "I kinda want a team to be called the Freebird Frogs..."
"I don't think any frog's scary enough for a team." Cherri commented. "Well, except Futurama's Hypnotoad."
"All... hail... The Hypnotoad..." Sting said in a droning voice, which caused the team to giggle a bit.
"Still, we gotta totally make up for yesterday." Yolei replied. "I'm, like, ready to toss some food."
"My GENKI can toss for me." Yentoulis said out loud.
Yolei gave Yentoulis a pretty piercing glare.
"Or I can toss. All is still good." Yentoulis nervously commented.
"Right, so we have Yolei and Yento tossing..." Moana said, as Yentoulis glared at Moana. "Right... YentoULIS. Anyone else?"
"I'm ready to toss some righteous balls." Mozart replied, as everyone looked at him with an odd look. "Err... did that come out wrong?"
At the Populars, they too were discussing on who should throw.
I agree that I should throw." Lance said, leering at everyone. "Besides, I got first place at a Baseball Throwing Tourney."
"Wait, that actually exists?" Heidi asks.
"And I shall chose who gets to throw." Lance replied. "Heidi, given your linebacker experience, you'll be needed later on, so..."
"Er, you got it mixed up." Heidi said. "Quarterbacks do the throwing, not linebackers."
"Second, I choose Verna. She most likely enticed a food fight one time." Lance commented.
"Yeah, because a nerd blocked my path!" Verna replied.
"And finally, I choose Drake as our final thrower." Lance ordered.
"But..." Drake spoke up, as he sighed. Korpse gave him a sympathetic pat on the back.
"Are we clear on what we're gonna do?" Lance yelled out loud. "We're gonna fight, and we're gonna get first place!"
"Yay..." Most of the Populars yelled out loud.
Confessional: It's true. Lance has no weiner. Because Twiggy roasted his share last night.
Drake: I... tend to hide away from food fights when they rarely occur... Plus, I don't wanna accidentally hurt anyone...
Chris watched the teams set up.
"And so, our Challenge is about to start up! But, who will come out on top of this tasty tussel? Find out... After the break!" Chris said out loud.
And so, the challenge is ON! What will happen then? Stay tuned and find out!
The Idol Idea belongs to CragmiteBlaster.
NEXT TIME: The challenge proper! Also, someone loses and is sent packing!